Polls only: No discussion

Disclaimer: I am shamelessly copying a poll I saw on Reddit because I’m curious if the results will be different here.

Everyone in the world must choose blue or red. If 80% or more choose blue, everyone survives. If less than 80% choose blue, everyone who chose blue dies and everyone who chose red lives. What do you choose?

  • blue
  • red
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For the purposes of this post assume that gambling is fully legal where you are, and you can easily liquidate your assets for full value. Inspired by Velocity’s most recent thread. Event X may happen in the next couple of weeks. You’re convinced enough of event X that you’re prepared to describe it as “all but certain”

The bookmakers are offering X at 2.5 (if you bet $10 you get $15 plus your $10 back), how much would you bet?

  • Nothing
  • A few dollars
  • A few hundred dollars
  • A few thousand dollars
  • Tens of thousands of dollars
  • More than $100000 but less than 50% of my net worth
  • over 50% but less than 90% of my net worth
  • More than 90% of my net worth
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Have you ever shat your pants?

  • Yes
  • No!
  • I only shit my skirt
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How would you form the plural of the word “lowlife”?

  • lowlifes
  • lowlives
  • I could use either one
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How do you pronounce “short-lived”?

  • /laɪvd/: the second syllable rhymes with “thrived”
  • /lɪvd/: the second syllable is pronounced like the word “lived”
  • I might say either one
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How many sinks are there in your primary residence?

  • zero
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
  • 9
  • 10
  • 11
  • 12
  • 13
  • More than 13
  • It’s complicated/other
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If your kitchen sink has two sections with a divider in between and separate drains, do you consider this one sink or two?

  • One, obviously
  • Two, obviously
  • This is way more thought than I really want to put into my household sinks.
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Extramarital love:

  • I have been married and fell in love with someone other than my spouse
  • I have been single and fell in love before with someone who was already married
  • A married person has fallen in love with me when I was single
  • None of those has happened to me / other answer
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When do you think the result of the US Presidential election will be known

  • 6th November
  • A few days later to allow for recounts etc 7th to 12th November
  • Longer than this but before the electors vote
  • Immediately afte rthe electors vote on the 17th December
  • 18th Dec to 19th Jan
  • Not until inaugeration day (20th January)
  • Not until after inaugeration day, if at all (e.g. the matter causes the USA to split into different countries or comes under martial law)
  • Something else I must put on discussions
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What are your favorite Michael Jackson songs?

  • Bad
  • Beat It
  • Ben
  • Billie Jean
  • Black or White
  • Blood on the Dance Floor
  • Dirty Diana
  • Don’t Stop ‘til You Get Enough
  • Ease on Down the Road (with Diana Ross)
  • Got To Be There
  • Human Nature
  • Man in the Mirror
  • Off the Wall
  • PYT (Pretty Young Thing)
  • Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’
  • Rockin’ Robin
  • She’s Out of My Life
  • Smooth Criminal
  • The Girl is Mine (with Paul McCartney)
  • The Way You Make Me Feel
  • Thriller
  • Other
  • I don’t like any Michael Jackson songs
  • I don’t know any Michael Jackson songs
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We’re one week away from Election Day in the United States. How anxious are you feeling about the election?

  • very anxious
  • moderately anxious
  • a little anxious
  • not anxious at all
  • The US is having an election?
  • other
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It’s become a running joke in my family to buy each other lip balm for Christmas each year. Which one should I get them this year?

  • Fancy beeswax lip balm from the farmers market, made by a local beekeeper
  • Joke lip balm with silly names like “Barack O-Balm-a” and “Winston Churchill’s Stiff Upper Lip Balm”.
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I would like to talk about FSM. That’s right. Here in the Poll Thread.

I am using some
words to create
space
so you can think
about what FSM
means to you
before seeing the
list I am polling
you with.

What do you think when you see “FSM”? (You may choose up to 2)
  • Free Speech Movement
  • Flying Spaghetti Monster
  • Field Service Maintenance
  • Finite State Machine
  • Federated States of Micronesia
  • Frequency-specific microcurrent
  • Other
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Halloween Pranks I Have Done
  • Toilet Papering
  • Corning
  • Soaping Windows
  • Egging
  • Firecrackers
  • Other
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The Halloween prank poll offered “corning” as an option. Do you know what corning is?
  • Yes
  • No
  • Not sure
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Do you listen to broadcast AM/FM radio stations?

(Not including streamed programs on the internet from radio stations. Radio frequency broadcasts only)

  • FM music programming
  • FM news programming
  • FM talk radio
  • FM general interest feature programming
  • FM sports programming
  • AM music programming
  • AM news programming
  • AM talk radio
  • AM general interest feature programming
  • AM sports programming
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In your neighborhood, what is the rough proportion of Kamala signs to Trump signs?
  • I see a LOT more for Kamala
  • I note a solid majority for Kamala
  • A few more for Kamala
  • Roughly 50:50
  • A few more for Trump
  • A solid majority for Trump
  • I see a LOT more for Trump
  • NOTA
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Ever gambled in a live casino? I’ve played:
  • Baccarat
  • Bingo
  • Blackjack
  • Craps
  • Keno
  • Pai Gow
  • Poker
  • Roulette
  • Slots
  • Video Poker
  • Wheel of Fortune
  • Some other game
  • I’ve been to a casino but I’ve never gambled.
  • I’ve never been to a casino.
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Would you support a law that everybody needs to repass a practical driving test every 15 years to retain their licence?

  • yes
  • no
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Your approach to election-related news as Election Day draws near:

  • I’m watching and reading election news/info with keen interest as the day draws near
  • I’m avoiding election news/info as much as I can as the day draws near
  • neither/other
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