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Do you bring home leftovers from restaurants?

Sit down table service meals only. Not including take-out or fast food.

  • Yes, and I often eat leftovers as a meal or snack.
  • Yes, but I feed them to pets.
  • Yes, but I rarely eat them, they usually get thrown out.
  • No, I rarely bring home leftovers.
  • No, I never bring home leftovers.
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Have you ever slept out under the stars, as in slept outdoors without a tent or any other sort of shelter?

Let’s only times where you actually choose that as a location to sleep, not incidents where, say, you passed out drunk in someone’s yard at a frat party and when you came to it was morning.

  • Yes, on a camping trip (you may include backyard camping).
  • Yes, because I was homeless.
  • Yes, for some other reason that doesn’t fit into either of the above categories.
  • No, I’ve never slept under the stars.
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Children and adults are sometimes teased or mocked for having the following facial features. Which of them do you actually find rather attractive in adults?

  • ashen complexion
  • asymmetry
  • baldness
  • birthmark
  • buckteeth
  • bug eyes
  • bulbous nose
  • cleft chin
  • cleft nose
  • crooked teeth
  • dimpled cheeks
  • discoloured teeth
  • double chin
  • ear hair
  • freckles
  • gap teeth
  • hook nose
  • jug ears
  • large ears
  • large forehead
  • large nostrils
  • missing teeth
  • moles
  • nasal hair
  • overbite
  • prominent chin
  • pronounced brow ridge
  • red hair
  • snub nose
  • thick lips
  • thin lips
  • underbite
  • unibrow
  • some other commonly teased facial feature
  • none of the above
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In the last 30 days, have you worn a baseball cap backwards?

  • Yes
  • No
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In the last 30 days, have you worn a baseball cap?
  • Yes
  • No
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In the last 365 days, have you worn a baseball cap?
  • Yes
  • No
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The US Dictator, Congress, and Supreme Court declare women to be property. (All “men” are created equal.) I am an elderly, never-married woman. To whom do I now belong?

  • My dad
  • The highest bidder
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Some other options for the preceding poll.

  • No one but yourself
  • Your eldest son
  • The nation
  • The state in which you live
  • Elon Musk
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And a couple more

  • God
  • The Devil
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  • Satan is evilll and Jehovallah is good, just like the preachers tell us
  • Satan is a decent sort and Jehovallah is just a bastard who has better PR
  • eh, who cares, they are both ficticious, let them duke it out between themselves
  • devil’s food cake
  • angel food cake
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Cat owners, if a genie were to turn your cat(s), with temperament intact, into (a) lion(s) for 10 seconds, would you survive?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Don’t own a cat.
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You receive an email from Amazon informing you that for certain reasons, you are barred from ever again buying anything from Amazon, for the rest of your life. How does this affect you?

  • I don’t care, I rarely or never order anything from Amazon anyway.
  • Meh, that’s too bad but I have other ways to buy things.
  • That’s a moderate inconvenience; I will need to do some work to find alternatives.
  • Oh no, that’s a big deal for me! I buy a lot of stuff from Amazon and I don’t know how I’ll replace it.
  • AAAAAHH! My life is over!!!
  • Something else.
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If you participate an an airline’s frequent flyer program, or ever have in the past, what have you spent your miles on?

Sorry, this poll will not contain a “not applicable” option. If you’ve never earned frequent flyer miles in your life please skip this poll. It’s just not interesting to have a poll where 90% of the responses are “not applicable”.

  • Free flights in economy
  • Free flights in business/first
  • Upgrades to premium economy or to a “preferred” economy seat
  • Upgrades to business/first class
  • Airline lounge access
  • Add-ons from the airline (eg. paying for checked bags, meals, earlier boarding, etc.)
  • Other travel, but non-airline related items (eg. hotel stays, rental cars, etc.)
  • Non-travel related items (eg. magazines, gift cards, etc.)
  • I spent my miles on something else that doesn’t fit into any of the above categories
  • I’ve earned miles but I never spent them
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That damn genie is back again. This time he offers you a deal: he will give you $100 million, tax free, no strings attached, no authorities questioning where you got it, etc. The only condition is you have to agree that for the rest of your life, you will drink only hot beverages, or only cold beverages. If you choose hot beverages, you cannot drink anything colder than 125 F (50 C). If you choose cold beverages, you cannot drink anything hotter than 40 F (5 C). The genie will arrange that you are never deprived of drinks due to inability to find the appropriate temperature beverage (for example, while camping); he will heat or cool whatever you drink accordingly.

What do you choose?

  • I will drink only hot beverages.
  • I will drink only cold beverages.
  • I decline the offer. You can keep your $100 million and I’ll drink what I want.
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  • yeehaw!
  • alright, what now?
  • fuck off, you cyan grifter
  • baklava
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A genie offers to eradicate all traces of one of these items from the universe. Which item would you like to see eradicated?

  • Donald Trump
  • Pineapple pizza
  • I decline the genie’s offer
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Because @pjd invalidated the results of my last poll by selecting options at random rather than skipping it, we have to run it again. I still request that people who have never participated in a frequent flyer program skip this poll.

If you participate an an airline’s frequent flyer program, or ever have in the past, what have you spent your miles on? I also added a few options I didn’t think of in the last one.

And to clarify, “free” means $0 airfare, even if you still had to pay some trivial amount of money to cover taxes and fees.

  • Free flights in economy
  • Free flights in business/first
  • To cover a portion of the airfare, but not all of it (What some airlines call “miles + cash” or similar)
  • Upgrades to premium economy or to a “preferred” economy seat
  • Upgrades to business/first class
  • Airline lounge access
  • Add-ons from the airline (eg. paying for checked bags, meals, earlier boarding, etc.)
  • Other travel, but non-airline related items (eg. hotel stays, rental cars, etc.)
  • I donated them or gifted them to a friend or relative
  • Non-travel related items (eg. magazines, gift cards, etc.)
  • I spent my miles on something else that doesn’t fit into any of the above categories
  • I’ve earned miles but I never spent them
  • I cannot or will not follow a simple request to skip polls that don’t apply to me
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You see a large crowd of people protesting in public, peacefully - thousands, in fact. Could be a protest for any cause - gun control, the environment, healthcare reform, etc. Later, you learn that these protesters are paid - they are each receiving a considerable sum of money per day that they stand and hold protest signs. Does this affect how you view the cause that the protesters are supporting?

  • Yes, I’d view it more negatively
  • Yes, I’d view it more positively
  • No, it wouldn’t change my view of it
  • other answer
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“No matter how you shake and dance,
the last three drops go down your pants.”

  • True!
  • False!
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The ChatGPT logo

It consists of:

  • 2 interlaced triangles
  • 3 interlaced ovals
  • 6 hockey sticks
  • something else
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Off the top of your head, can you name at least one recipient of any of the following awards?

  • Academy Award
  • BAFTA Award
  • BPI/BRIT Award
  • Congressional Gold Medal
  • César Award
  • Emmy Award
  • Fields Medal
  • Gemini/Genie/Canadian Screen Award
  • Golden Globe
  • Golden Raspberry Award
  • Grammy Award
  • Hugo Award
  • Juno Award
  • Lenin/Stalin Prize
  • Nobel Prize
  • Presidental Medal of Freedom
  • Pulitzer Prize
  • Saturn Award
  • Tony Award
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