Do you ever eat raw hot dogs?
- Yes, I eat raw hot dogs.
- No, I never eat raw hot dogs.
- All hot dogs are fully cooked, and I sometimes eat them cold.
- All hot dogs are fully cooked, but I never eat them cold.
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Of these two options, which would prefer?
- Easter-egg roll (as in a contest that involves rolling Easter eggs)
- Easter egg-roll (as in an American Chinese appetizer on Easter)
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What kind of filling do you think would be in an Easter egg-roll?
- Pork, ham, potatoes, maybe, you know: normal stuff
- Jelly beans, chocolate eggs, peeps, you know: Easter stuff
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Your spouse/sibling/BFF bought a raffle ticket at a New Car Expo in your name, and unbelievably, you are the grand prize winner! As such, you can have any new vehicle up to around $50,000 MSRP (can go over a little if you’re talking about optional features that they happen to have in stock). Taxes are buffered into the prize as well, as they’re not total jerks. The practical downsides are that you have to make it your daily driver (60% or more), pay for the insurance yourself, you can’t remove the dealer/manufacturer’s license plate holder (where legal), and you have to keep it for at least 5 years, after which it’s yours free and clear with no further requirements. Sorry, it’s a car expo, so only 4 wheeled, street legal vehicles.
What do you get?
- A new 2-door coupe.
- A new 4-door sedan.
- A new hatchback (either 3 or 5 door)
- A new Small SUV/Crossover
- A new Larger SUV/Crossover
- A new small scale Pickup
- A new larger scale Pickup
- Something else entirely.
- None of the above, I don’t want/don’t need a new vehicle, give it to the 2nd place winner.
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Is it a…
- ICE, some sort of “standard” gasoline engine.
- ICE, some sort of diesel engine.
- Full Hybrid engine (ICE only, with regenerative braking, etc.)
- PHEV (Plug in hybrid vehicle, with EV drive + ICE engine)
- BEV (All electric drivetrain)
- Something else?
- I told you, I don’t take your new car, 'tis a silly question!
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And is it…
- Nearly the Maximum value allowed?
- Middle range of the value (around $30k)
- Low end of the value ($20k or below)
- None of the above, because I refused the deal (don’t drive, no place to park, don’t want insurance, stick it to the maaaaan!)
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Do you still have a landline?
- No.
- Kinda: I have one, but the ringer is permanently silenced
- Yes
- Yes, multiple landlines.
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- WTAF is up with ParallelLines’ multiple choice polls where you can only choose one option?
- eh, whatever
- bearclaw
- tamales
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If you voted that you have a landline, what kind is it?
- A traditional landline, an old fashioned copper phone line connects your house to the phone company’s switching office.
- A phone that connects to the internet. It’s plugged into the wall, but it’s plugged into something like an Ethernet jack, not an old fashioned phone jack.
- A “landline” that actually connects to the cellular network via an antenna on your house.
- Hell if I know. All I know is I’ve got a phone that’s plugged into the wall.
- Some other kind of phone that could be described as a landline that I didn’t think of
- I actually don’t have a landline. I’m just voting to see the results.
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Have you ever ridden in a limo?
- Yes
- No
- something else
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Have you ever ridden in a party bus?
- Yes
- No
- something else
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Would you like to live past the age of 100?
- Yes
- No
- Depends (which, BTW, you’ll probably be wearing)
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Your government is introducing a new public holiday. In which month would you prefer it to occur?
- January
- February
- March
- April
- May
- June
- July
- August
- September
- October
- November
- December
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- I’d answer more polls if they were anonymous.
- I’d answer fewer polls if they were anonymous.
- Meh.
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If you could give away half your total wealth to be 20 years younger and healthy, would you do it?
- Yes
- No
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Best celebrity facial hair
You may choose up to five
- Ben Affleck
- Christian Bale
- Sean Bean
- Jeff Bridges
- Henry Cavill
- George Clooney
- Bradley Cooper
- Leonardo DiCaprio
- Drake
- Sam Elliott
- Chris Evans
- Idris Elba
- Jamie Foxx
- Zach Galifianakis
- Donald Glover
- Ryan Gosling
- Jake Gyllenhaal
- David Harbour
- Kit Harrington
- Kevin Hart
- Chris Hemsworth
- LeBron James
- John Krasinski
- Jared Leto
- David Letterman
- Jason Momoa
- Nick Offerman
- Chris Pine
- Chris Pratt
- Keanu Reeves
- Seth Rogan
- Tom Selleck
- Will Smith
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I wonder how many of the people who voted no in @Biotop’s money-versus-health-and-age poll are not all that old and are in good health.
Multiple choice, up to 4.
- I voted no in that poll and I am in good health.
- I voted no in that poll and I am in poor health.
- I voted yes in that poll and I am in good health.
- I voted yes in that poll and I am in poor health.
- I voted no in that poll and I am 60 or younger.
- I voted no in that poll and I am over 60.
- I voted yes in that poll and I am 60 or younger.
- I voted yes in that poll and I am over 60.
- I didn’t vote in that poll but I want to vote in this one.
- Something else.
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You watch something on Netflix and didn’t enjoy it although it’s the kind of show on paper you prefer. Netflix asks you if you liked it
- Reply yes, to get more shows like it
- Repy no, to try to get better quality shows
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From Gatlinburg bridge tournament MP pairs game this week. None vulnerable.
S: K62
H: AKQ52
D: AT
C: A93
In the fourth seat after three passes. You bid
- 1 heart
- 2 no trump
- Other
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Referring to the previous poll:
- I based my choice on my understanding of how Bridge is played.
- I don’t know how to play Bridge but I instinctively always choose “no trump” as the correct answer.
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I’d like to see something like “one million no trump”
- Yes
- one BILLION no trump
- one TRILLION no trump
- one ZILLION no trump
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Okay, just one more from Gatlinburg. E/W vulnerable. Match point scoring. You are dealer North with this:
S: Q83
H: QT6543
D: A5
C: 64
The bidding goes:
N: 2 hearts
E: 3 clubs
S: 3 hearts
W: 3 no trump
All pass.
You must get the defense off to the right start. What is your opening lead, North?
- Spade queen
- Spade 8
- Spade 3
- Heart queen
- Heart 10
- Heart 6
- Heart 5
- Heart 4
- Heart 3
- Diamond ace
- Diamond 5
- Club 6
- Club 4
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We have 2 threads now about songs about broken hearts. So…
How many times have you had your heart broken?
- None
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
- 6
- 7
- 8
- 9
- 10 or more
- NOTA
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