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  • I know for sure what the “Big 4 Men’s Sports” are.
  • I think I have figured out what they are
  • Nope, I can only come up with three
  • Hockey is one, right? It’s gotta be hockey. Hockey is great!
  • Are you talking some kind of “quadathalon”?
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Which of the Big 4 U.S. sports is your favorite?

  • Basketball
  • Baseball
  • Football
  • Hockey
  • Oh gosh, I couldn’t choose
  • I don’t like sports
  • I don’t like these particular sports
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Are you familiar with the phrase “Nuts to you!”

  • Yes
  • No
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Based off of a real life incident:

It’s your wedding and you are the groom. Before the bride walks down the aisle, a wild animal decides to walk down it, reaching the groom and standing beside him before she does, in the presence of all the guests. Which would you prefer?

  • Duck
  • Capybara
  • Swan
  • Squirrel
  • Opossum
  • other animal
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Does your doorbell work?

If you have more than one door with a doorbell, answer regarding the door that gets the most traffic.

  • Yes, it works.
  • No, it doesn’t work.
0 voters
  • I don’t have a doorbell.
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Best live-action sitcom about space aliens adapting to life on Earth?

  • 3rd Rock from the Sun (1996–2001)
  • ALF (1986–1990)
  • Aliens in the Family (1996)
  • Gabby Duran & the Unsittables (2019–2021)
  • Mork & Mindy (1978–1982)
  • My Favorite Martian (1963–1966)
  • My Parents Are Aliens (1999–2006)
  • Out of This World (1987–1991)
  • The Strangerers (2000)
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Which unpleasant New Year’s resolution would you prefer to have to tackle, if you must choose one?

  • Lose a significant amount of weight
  • Become debt-free when having significant debt
  • Needing to quit alcohol, tobacco, or some other addictive drug
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I’m serving up a roast chicken. What part do you prefer?

  • Breast
  • Drumstick
  • Thigh
  • Wing
  • I’m a vegetarian or otherwise don’t eat chicken
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Does how the chicken is prepared affect your response?

  • Yes, I would have answered differently if the chicken was, say, fried or grilled.
  • No, I would have still answered the same way.
0 voters

Fast Food Chicken sandwich

  • put the pickles on there
  • eww, pickles do not belong on there
  • eh, whichever
  • no opinion
  • I am a vegetarian/vegan
  • I never eat fast food
  • turtle soup
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Did you ever have a job where you punched in and out on a mechanical time clock with a paper time card?

  • Yes
  • No
  • something else
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salt + earth:

  • “salt the earth” is bad, thus “salt of the earth” is also bad
  • “salt the earth” is bad, but “salt of the earth” is good
  • “salt the earth” and “salt of the earth” are both good
  • “salt the earth” is good, but “salt of the earth” is bad.
0 voters
Do you donate any money to Wikipedia when it asks ?
  • Yes
  • No
0 voters
Have you ever donated money to NPR or a local public radio station?
  • Yes
  • No
0 voters
Have you ever donated money to PBS or a local public television station?
  • Yes
  • No
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I have donated money …
      frequently to:

  • a charitable cause
  • a charity aggregator ( e.g., United Way )
  • a religious organization ( non-tithe )
  • some neutral cause
  • a political party / cause
  • a political candidate
  • some random person in need
  • I have not made any frequent donations
  • chocolate
  • bacon
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      rarely / occasionally to:

  • a charitable cause
  • a charity aggregator ( e.g., United Way )
  • a religious organization ( non-tithe )
  • some neutral cause
  • a political party / cause
  • a political candidate
  • some random person in need
  • I have not made any donations
  • croissants
  • paté de fois gras
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Based off the novel Crazy Rich Asians:

You are a billionaire and your son is dating a woman whom you firmly believe to be a gold digger. Threatening to cut him out of the will/legacy appears to be the only leverage that will work to get him to break up with her. What do you do?

  • Remove him from the will
  • Keep him in the will
  • Other answer
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In general, without reference to any individual example, which is the creepiest?

  • Clowns
  • Dolls
  • Ventriloquist’s dummies
  • Anthropomorphic nutcrackers
  • Mannequins
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The following polls are about the use of GLP-1 (Ozempic etc) medications. The polls are anonymous.

  • I use a GLP-1 medication
  • I do not use a GLP-1 medication
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Next poll:

  • I don’t use GLP-1 medication because I don’t need it.
  • I would like to use GLP-1 medication but I can’t because insurance won’t approve it/too expensive
  • I use GLP-1 medication for weight loss.
  • I use GLP-1 medication to treat diabetes
  • I use GLP-1 medication for a combination of reasons
  • I have used GLP-1 medication in the past but no longer use it
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Next poll:

  • I have used GLP-1 medication and I have found it to be effective for my needs
  • I have used GLP-1 medication and it didn’t work
0 voters

What do you think is the main cause of squirrel mortality?

  • Cars
  • Predators
  • Disease
  • Drowning
  • Old age
  • Other
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How confident are you of your answer?

  • I am a leading expert in this topic.
  • I did research.
  • I used reasoning skills.
  • I used a mix of reasoning and guessing.
  • I guessed.
  • I chose an option randomly.
  • Other.
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Battle of the rock pianists: whose music do you prefer?

  • Billy Joel
  • Elton John
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What is another word for “thesaurus”?

  • extinct dictionary
  • Roget’s
  • black hole that can suck down way too much of your time
  • it’s just on the tip of my tongue
  • screw it, I am just going to use what I have right here
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