- I know for sure what the “Big 4 Men’s Sports” are.
- I think I have figured out what they are
- Nope, I can only come up with three
- Hockey is one, right? It’s gotta be hockey. Hockey is great!
- Are you talking some kind of “quadathalon”?
Which of the Big 4 U.S. sports is your favorite?
- Basketball
- Baseball
- Football
- Hockey
- Oh gosh, I couldn’t choose
- I don’t like sports
- I don’t like these particular sports
Are you familiar with the phrase “Nuts to you!”
- Yes
- No
Based off of a real life incident:
It’s your wedding and you are the groom. Before the bride walks down the aisle, a wild animal decides to walk down it, reaching the groom and standing beside him before she does, in the presence of all the guests. Which would you prefer?
- Duck
- Capybara
- Swan
- Squirrel
- Opossum
- other animal
Does your doorbell work?
If you have more than one door with a doorbell, answer regarding the door that gets the most traffic.
- Yes, it works.
- No, it doesn’t work.
- I don’t have a doorbell.
Best live-action sitcom about space aliens adapting to life on Earth?
- 3rd Rock from the Sun (1996–2001)
- ALF (1986–1990)
- Aliens in the Family (1996)
- Gabby Duran & the Unsittables (2019–2021)
- Mork & Mindy (1978–1982)
- My Favorite Martian (1963–1966)
- My Parents Are Aliens (1999–2006)
- Out of This World (1987–1991)
- The Strangerers (2000)
Which unpleasant New Year’s resolution would you prefer to have to tackle, if you must choose one?
- Lose a significant amount of weight
- Become debt-free when having significant debt
- Needing to quit alcohol, tobacco, or some other addictive drug
I’m serving up a roast chicken. What part do you prefer?
- Breast
- Drumstick
- Thigh
- Wing
- I’m a vegetarian or otherwise don’t eat chicken
Does how the chicken is prepared affect your response?
- Yes, I would have answered differently if the chicken was, say, fried or grilled.
- No, I would have still answered the same way.
Fast Food Chicken sandwich
- put the pickles on there
- eww, pickles do not belong on there
- eh, whichever
- no opinion
- I am a vegetarian/vegan
- I never eat fast food
- turtle soup
Did you ever have a job where you punched in and out on a mechanical time clock with a paper time card?
- Yes
- No
- something else
salt + earth:
- “salt the earth” is bad, thus “salt of the earth” is also bad
- “salt the earth” is bad, but “salt of the earth” is good
- “salt the earth” and “salt of the earth” are both good
- “salt the earth” is good, but “salt of the earth” is bad.
- Yes
- No
- Yes
- No
- Yes
- No
I have donated money …
frequently to:
- a charitable cause
- a charity aggregator ( e.g., United Way )
- a religious organization ( non-tithe )
- some neutral cause
- a political party / cause
- a political candidate
- some random person in need
- I have not made any frequent donations
- chocolate
- bacon
rarely / occasionally to:
- a charitable cause
- a charity aggregator ( e.g., United Way )
- a religious organization ( non-tithe )
- some neutral cause
- a political party / cause
- a political candidate
- some random person in need
- I have not made any donations
- croissants
- paté de fois gras
Based off the novel Crazy Rich Asians:
You are a billionaire and your son is dating a woman whom you firmly believe to be a gold digger. Threatening to cut him out of the will/legacy appears to be the only leverage that will work to get him to break up with her. What do you do?
- Remove him from the will
- Keep him in the will
- Other answer
In general, without reference to any individual example, which is the creepiest?
- Clowns
- Dolls
- Ventriloquist’s dummies
- Anthropomorphic nutcrackers
- Mannequins
The following polls are about the use of GLP-1 (Ozempic etc) medications. The polls are anonymous.
- I use a GLP-1 medication
- I do not use a GLP-1 medication
Next poll:
- I don’t use GLP-1 medication because I don’t need it.
- I would like to use GLP-1 medication but I can’t because insurance won’t approve it/too expensive
- I use GLP-1 medication for weight loss.
- I use GLP-1 medication to treat diabetes
- I use GLP-1 medication for a combination of reasons
- I have used GLP-1 medication in the past but no longer use it
Next poll:
- I have used GLP-1 medication and I have found it to be effective for my needs
- I have used GLP-1 medication and it didn’t work
What do you think is the main cause of squirrel mortality?
- Cars
- Predators
- Disease
- Drowning
- Old age
- Other
How confident are you of your answer?
- I am a leading expert in this topic.
- I did research.
- I used reasoning skills.
- I used a mix of reasoning and guessing.
- I guessed.
- I chose an option randomly.
- Other.
Battle of the rock pianists: whose music do you prefer?
- Billy Joel
- Elton John
What is another word for “thesaurus”?
- extinct dictionary
- Roget’s
- black hole that can suck down way too much of your time
- it’s just on the tip of my tongue
- screw it, I am just going to use what I have right here