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How do you keep from getting a facefull of ice when you are drinking restaurant beverages without using a straw?

  • I order my restaurant beverages with little or no ice (or only drink un-iced beverages, like beer.)
  • The restaurants around here don’t put much ice in their beverages
  • I drink so slowly that the ice melts by the time I get to the bottom of the beverage, thus, no facefull of ice.
  • I drink so little of my restaurant beverage that I never have to tip it far enough to risk a facefull of ice.
  • I have wicked iced-beverage-drinking skills.
  • I do use a straw.
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You opened your own science museum and get to have one of the following exhibits of your choice to show the public:

  • a hundred living animals of rare species for viewing behind glass walls
  • a full set of 10 real authentic real fossils (T-Rex, Stegosaurus, Triceratops, Nigersaurus, Brontosaurus, etc.)
  • A 100-foot long wall showcasing the seven Clay Institute Millennium Math Problems
  • a planetarium with a telescope capable of viewing Neptune, Saturn, etc.
  • A hundred moon rocks from the Apollo missions (legally loaned)
  • other
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Why have you not signed up to play in the Shakespeare Mafia game in the Thread Games forum?

  • I know they need players but my real experience in the actual Mafia lessons my ability to enjoy what is always a fun and imaginative time.
  • I have much too much negativity towards King Lear and am thus unable to take what would certainly be a healthy step towards getting beyond this mental block.
  • My detective skills are ready to be tested in a controlled environment, but I fear the villains.
  • My villain skills are top-notch, but I fear being placed on a Town face team.
  • Trying something new with a friendly group of people is not my idea of a good time.
  • I might win it for my team and the resulting adulation would dampen my humble nature.
  • A game with such simple rules makes me fear a lying skill will follow me after the game to my grave.
  • Mafia game? Sign me up.
  • I want to play, but need encouragement which I will ask for in the discussion thread.
  • I have difficulty reading others and my shame is mine alone to bear.
  • I did not realize I get to vote in Mafia. I sure do like to vote. Sign me up!
  • I already signed up, natch!
  • Other reason to be explained in the discussion thread.
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Have you ever been hospitalized?
(As in being admitted and spending at least one night, not just a long ER visit)

  • Nope, not yet! (knocking furiously on wood)
  • Yes, once.
  • Yes, a few times.
  • Oh heavens, yes. It’s a fairly regular occurrence.
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Which of these surgeries have you had?

  • Tonsil removal
  • Appendix removal
  • Gall bladder removal
  • Knee replacement
  • Hip replacement
  • Shoulder replacement
  • Other joint replacement
  • Spinal fusion or other spinal surgery
  • Coronary artery bypass
  • Angioplasty or atherectomy
  • Other heart surgery
  • Hysterectomy
  • Prostate removal
  • Hemorrhoid removal
  • Cataract removal
  • Other eye surgery
  • Other surgery which I’ll describe in excruciating detail in the discussion thread
  • I have never had any type of surgery
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Toward which of these automotive/truck brands do you feel the most loyalty?

Select up to 3
  • Alfa Romeo
  • Aston Martin
  • Audi
  • BMW
  • Buick
  • Cadillac
  • Chevrolet
  • Chrysler
  • Citroën
  • Dodge
  • Ferrari
  • Fiat
  • Ford
  • Honda
  • Hyundai
  • Jaguar
  • Jeep
  • Lamborghini
  • Lancia
  • Land Rover
  • Lincoln
  • Mazda
  • Mercedes-Benz
  • Mitsubishi
  • Nissan
  • Opel
  • Peugeot
  • Porsche
  • Renault
  • Smart
  • Subaru
  • Tesla
  • Toyota
  • Volkswagen
  • Volvo
  • Other
  • I am loyal to none
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I have dreamed about the SDMB or a SDMB poster.

(Caveat: if you know a Doper in real life (i.e., you’re married to a Doper), dreaming about that person does not count as ‘dreaming about a Doper’ except if in your dream you (or they) are engaged in SDMB activity (or talking about this place).)

  • Yes
  • No
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I knew, before reading THIS poll, that I could change my poll selections in any poll I voted in.

  • Yes
  • No
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When you were a child/teenager, did you ever attend a summer sleep-away camp like Camp Mystic?

  • No
  • Yes, once
  • Yes, multiple times
  • Other
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Without looking them up (such as in this thread), I know the origin of the following Dopers’ names:

  • Der Trihs
  • Exapno Mapcase
  • Hari Seldon
  • I Love Me Vol.I
  • Northern Piper
  • Pardel-Lux
  • Procrustus
  • Qadgop the Mercotan
  • RealityChuck
  • Smapti
  • Spoons
  • WOOKINPANUB
  • iiandyiiii
  • jarbabyj
  • pulykamell
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Shame on @psychonaut for having neglected to an include a “None of the above” option in the previous poll!

  • I don’t know the origin of any of the names on his list, so yes, shame on @psychonaut for not including a “None of the above” option.
  • I know the origin of at least one of the names on the list, but yes, shame on @psychonaut anyway for excluding the ignorant among us.
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As a seasoning to my food, I prefer the taste of

  • Parsley
  • Sage
  • Rosemary
  • Thyme
  • I have no preference among those four
  • I don’t like any of the above
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  • Basil is the best
  • Mmmmmm, basil!
  • No
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Originally, Alcatraz was called La Isla De Los Alcatraces (Spanish for Island of the Pelicans). Which frightens you more?

#1 Alligator Pelican

#2 Pelican Alligator

  • #1 Alligator Pelican
  • #2 Pelican Alligator
  • neither, both, other
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Originally, the Canary Islands were named for the dogs that lived there (“Canariae” is Latin for “of the dogs”). Which frightens you more?

#1 Dog Canary

#2 Canary Dog

  • #1 Dog Canary
  • #2 Canary Dog
  • neither, both, other
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What do you think of Hamburger Helper?

  • Love it
  • Like it
  • Dislike it
  • Hate it
  • It depends
  • I have no opinion
  • something else
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Your parents’ marriage:

  • Father loved mother more than vice versa
  • Mother loved father more than vice versa
  • other answer / not applicable
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The following polls refer to hugging folks who are not immediate family.

  • I believe I hug more than the average person
  • I believe I hug less than the average person
  • I believe I hug about the same amount as the average person
  • I really don’t know where I land on the Hugometer
  • Other
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  • I will do most anything to avoid the hug
  • I actively pursue, initiate, and welcome the hug
  • I am somewhere in between the extremes
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  • I would like a dog canary as a pet
  • I would like a canary dog as a pet
  • I would not like either as a pet
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By 2040

  • Soccer will be a big 4 men’s sport in the US, and one or more of the others will have dropped out
  • Men’s soccer will be a part of a new “big 5”
  • Men’s soccer will continue to fail to break into the big 4.
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