Yes, it is situational but in general, on a scale of 0-10, with 10 being the most, how Passive-Aggressive are you?
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- 1
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- 5
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- 9
- 10
- I am so Passive-Aggressive that I won’t even answer a simple poll as asked!
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What’s your favorite castle from Month Python and the Holy Grail?
- The one at the beginning where Arthur and the guard argue about swallows.
- Camelot ('tis a silly place)
- The French Castle
- Castle Anthrax
- Swamp Castle
- Castle Aarrgh
- Most of those were filmed at the same castle, therefore they should all count as one castle
- You forgot one, and should be punished with a spanking!
- I’ve never seen that movie, but I will be sad if I can’t participate, even though this is a very silly poll.
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You are a billionaire. A cryogenics company is offering to preserve your body in a permanent-preserved cold state (in some sort of stasis that won’t destroy your cells via frozen-thawing) after your death, in the slim odds that some future medical breakthrough may Fountain-of-Youth you back to life again to live a long time again in a renewed state. It costs $250,000/year.
- Yes
- No
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Who is your favorite member of the Monty Python troupe? The list below also includes the two most significant “associate Pythons.”
- Michael Palin
- John Cleese
- Terry Jones
- Graham Chapman
- Eric Idle
- Terry Gilliam
- Neil Innes
- Carol Cleveland
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“There’s an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.”
What part of this disturbs you the most?
- The image of an old man boinking his drink
- It’s gin and tonic, not tonic and gin!!
- I find them both equally disturbing
- Neither is particularly disturbing
- What in tarnation are you babbling about?
- Who cares? Christ on a calliope, Mustard, get a life!
- Other
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You are talking on your phone in public, say, on the subway or a bus, or walking down the street, or in a park.
- I hold the phone against my ear, and talk into it like a normal person
- I put the phone on speaker, and hold it a couple feet in front of my face, and shout into it, so all in the vicinity can hear both sides of the conversation. I am just that special.
- I put the phone on speaker, and hold it a couple feet in front of my face, and shout into it, so all in the vicinity can hear both sides of the conversation. I am just that clueless.
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- My answer to the above poll changes depending on the time of day.
- My answer to the above poll changes depending on location.
- My answer to the above poll changes depending on situation.
- Nope, I always use the method I picked in the poll above.
- I wish I could have picked multiple answers in the above poll.
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As it happened a couple decades ago, getting off the plane left me in a bad mood, and while I was standing in front of 20 screens searching in vain for my connecting flight, someone walked up right behind me, “Hi, how ya doing? I’m at the airport …”
- you should not have turned around and said to him “Get away from me with that fucking phone!”
- people needed to learn manners somehow (and many still do)
- small bag of peanuts
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In a typical week, how many days do you go outside? Anything outside counts, no matter where or for how long.
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- It varies a lot. There is no typical.
- Pie!
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- Pi!
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Mundane pointless poll: Out of this list of random sausages I was able to think of off the top of my head, which are your favorites? Choose up to three.
- Bratwurst
- Andoulle
- Frankfurter / hot dog
- Keilbasa / Polish sausage
- Salami
- Pepperoni
- Italian sausage
- Knockwurst
- Bangers
- Bologna
- Chorizo (Mexican version)
- Chorizo (Smoked Spanish version)
- American style breakfast sausage links (do those have a proper name?)
- Plant-based sausage
- I don’t like any sausage
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Which would you rather do?
- Be macho.
- Eat nachos.
- I don’t want to do either.
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What would you rather be:
- A macho man
- In the Navy
- Someone who stays at the YMCA
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Your young nephew from up north comes to visit you. He is supposed to spend one day with you before you take him to Nana’s. But the next morning he tests positive for COVID. No one wants to expose Nana – who is very elderly – to COVID, so Nephew stays with you for fhree more days until he can get home.
Protocol is to mask around people for 10 days after exposure. What do you do?
- I wear masks around people for 10 days from the first exposure (the first day Nephew arrived or tested positive)
- I wear masks around people for 10 days from the last exposure (the time you got rid of him).
- I wear masks around people for less than 10 days.
- I wear masks around people for more than 10 days.
- I arrange to not be anywhere near another living soul for 10 days.
- I go about my business like normal, screw the protocols! (cough, cough!)
- What do you mean protocol? The new CDC protocol is to saw the head off a bear and eat it!
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Black licorice:
- Pass it to me! Then pass me some more!
- I’ll have some
- I have no opinion on this matter
- Just a tiny bit for me. Maybe another tiny bit next year as well.
- Gather it all up and put it on a rocket to Mars. Like, today!
- Other
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There have been five polls about black licorice in this thread:
How many polls about black licorice do we need?
- At least five more
- Let’s have them at least once a year
- Keep having them until they get the same result every time
- More! More! I love polls about black licorice almost as much as I love black licorice!
- Ok, we’ve had enough. Please stop.
- Why are people obsessed with black licorice? Can’t we have some polls about cotton candy or salt water taffy or other disgusting sweets?
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What is your favorite song about black licorice?
- Black Licorice, by Grand Funk Railroad
- Black Licorice, by Peach Pit
- That Black Bat Licorice, by Jack White
- Some other song about black licorice
- None of 'em
- Other
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- Thank God It’s Friday
- Thank Allah It’s Friday
- Thank Yahweh It’s Friday
- Thank Buddha It’s Friday
- Thank Shiva It’s Friday
- Thank Gaia It’s Friday
- Thank [some other deity not named above] It’s Friday
- Thank The Cold And Uncaring Universe It’s Friday
- Fuck off, I’m not thanking anyone or anything that it’s Friday
- It’s not Friday
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What goes on pork ribs?:
- Dry rub only
- Barbecue sauce
- Both dry rub and sauce
- Something else that doesn’t fit in either category
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You are a rich person in New Mexico. You lose $135,000 in cash. A teenager finds it and returns it to you. How much of a reward do you give him?
This is a true story. The teen received $500.
- $500 or less
- $500 to $2,000
- $2,000 to $10,000
- More than $10,000
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How do you usually fold your hands?
- I am right-handed and my right thumb is on top.
- I am right-handed and my left thumb is on top.
- I am left-handed and my right thumb is on top.
- I am left-handed and my left thumb is on top.
- I am ambidextrous and my right thumb is on top.
- I am ambidextrous and my left thumb is on top.
- The tips of my thumbs touch
- I have fewer than 2 hands.
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