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  • Toronto
  • Montreal
  • Vancouver
  • Calgary
  • Edmonton
  • Ottawa–Gatineau
  • Winnipeg
  • Quebec City
  • Hamilton
  • Kitchener
  • London
  • Victoria
  • Halifax
  • Oshawa
  • Windsor
  • Saskatoon
  • St. Catharines – Niagara Falls
  • Regina
  • St. John’s
  • Kelowna
  • Barrie
  • Sherbrooke
  • Guelph
  • Kanata
  • Abbotsford
  • Trois-Rivières
  • Kingston
  • Milton
  • Moncton
  • White Rock
  • Nanaimo
  • Brantford
  • Chicoutimi – Jonquière
  • Saint-Jérôme
  • Red Deer
  • Thunder Bay
  • Lethbridge
  • Kamloops
  • Sudbury
  • Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu
  • Peterborough
  • Chilliwack
  • Châteauguay
  • Belleville
  • Sarnia
  • Airdrie
  • Drummondville
  • Welland – Pelham
  • Fort McMurray
  • Prince George
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Expressions used in your family when you were growing up:

  • Elbows off the table, this is not a horse’s stable
  • Close the door - were you born in a barn?
  • The things you see when you don’t have a gun
  • Let’s not and say we did
  • Stop crying or I’ll give you someting to cry about
  • You’ll understand when you’re older
  • It’s a dirty bird that poops in its own nest
  • Make hay while the sun shines
  • Don’t make me stop this car
  • Bored? I’ll find you something to do
  • Nuttier than a fruitcake
  • Rode hard and put away wet
  • He doesn’t know shit from Shinola
  • Don’t talk back
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A person has a Thanksgiving card that says “Wishing you a season of blessings”:

  • “Blessings” is overtly religious; thus the person should send it only if they themselves are religious.
  • “Blessings” is overtly religious, thus, the person should send it only if the recipient is religious.
  • “Blessings” is overtly religious, thus, the person should send it only if they themselves and their recipient are both religious.
  • “Blessings” is kinda religious, but the person should send it only if they are religious.
  • “Blessings” is kinda religious, but the person should send it only if the recipient is religious.
  • “Blessings” is kinda religious, but the person should send it only if they and the recipient are both religious.
  • “Blessings” is kinda religious, but anyone can send it to anyone.
  • “Blessings” has a secular meaning of “good fortune”, so anyone can send it to anyone.
  • Other / I don’t know / I don’t understand / who sends cards for Thanksgiving?
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Do you ever leave a television on in your home, just in the background, without anyone paying particular attention to it?

  • Yes, almost all the time
  • Sometimes
  • Never
  • Someone in my house does it, but I don’t do it myself
  • I don’t even have a television in my house
  • Something else
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Question for women: Imagine you are the only woman in a group of men and one of them tells you, “I think of you as one of the guys”. How would you feel?

  • I would like it.
  • I would not like it.
  • I am not a woman, but I want to vote.
  • something else
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Question for men: Imagine you are the only man in a group of women and one of them tells you, “I think of you as one of the gals”. How would you feel?

  • I would like it.
  • I would not like it.
  • I am not a man, but I want to vote.
  • something else
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It’s Saturday! Wonderful, glorious, blessed Saturday! I love doing yard work and I got my lawn mower gassed up, my power washer ready to go, the batteries charged for the air blower, and the weed whacker and edger are ready for service!

I live very close to the eastern part of my time zone, meaning that it’s sunny enough for me to start working at 5:45am. But I’m considerate of my neighbors, even the asshole ones. So I’m taking a poll… what time should I start?

  • 6am
  • 7am
  • 8am
  • 9am
  • 10am
  • 11am
  • 12pm
  • 1pm
  • 2pm
  • 3pm
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Karaoke

Choose up to three songs you have sung, or might sing, if you were to sing karaoke.

Source: ChatGPT, 50 songs most often chosen by karaoke singers in the US.

  • Someone Like You — Adele
  • Uptown Funk — Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars
  • Party in the U.S.A. — Miley Cyrus
  • Shake It Off — Taylor Swift
  • All Star — Smash Mouth
  • Wonderwall — Oasis
  • Jessie’s Girl — Rick Springfield
  • Sweet Home Alabama — Lynyrd Skynyrd
  • Brown Eyed Girl — Van Morrison
  • Don’t Stop Me Now — Queen
  • Eye of the Tiger — Survivor
  • Stand By Me — Ben E. King
  • Lean on Me — Bill Withers
  • You’re the One That I Want — from Grease
  • Summer Nights — from Grease
  • Pour Some Sugar on Me — Def Leppard
  • It’s Raining Men — The Weather Girls
  • Like a Virgin — Madonna
  • Like a Prayer — Madonna
  • Billie Jean — Michael Jackson
  • Thriller — Michael Jackson
  • Purple Rain — Prince
  • Let It Go — from Frozen
  • Call Me Maybe — Carly Rae Jepsen
  • I’m Yours — Jason Mraz
  • Don’t Stop the Music — Rihanna
  • Crazy in Love — Beyoncé
  • Use Somebody — Kings of Leon
  • Zombie — The Cranberries
  • Smells Like Teen Spirit — Nirvana
  • Born to Run — Bruce Springsteen
  • My Way — Frank Sinatra
  • American Pie — Don McLean
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Objectively, who do you think has the best chance at winning the World Series?

  • Blue Jays
  • Guardians
  • Mariners
  • Red Sox
  • Tigers
  • Yankees
  • Brewers
  • Cubs
  • Dodgers
  • Padres
  • Phillies
  • Reds
  • I consider myself fairly knowledgeable, but I’m not able to pick a team.
  • I’ll be paying attention to the playoffs, but I don’t consider myself knowledgeable enough to pick a team.
  • Don’t know; don’t care
  • Other
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Subjectively, who would you most like to see win the World Series?

  • Blue Jays
  • Guardians
  • Mariners
  • Red Sox
  • Tigers
  • Yankees
  • Brewers
  • Cubs
  • Dodgers
  • Padres
  • Phillies
  • Reds
  • My team didn’t make the playoffs, so I’m good with whoever.
  • I just don’t care.
  • Other
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What is the most thumbs-up you have ever gotten for a comment, post, or video that you made on a platform that does upvoting (YouTube, Reddit, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)?

  • More than 10,000 upvotes
  • 1,000 - 10,000 upvotes
  • 100 - 1,000 upvotes
  • Fewer than 100 upvotes
  • I have never used any such upvoting website.
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Is the clothing that you wear during a particular season a factor in why you like that season? For example, you like to wear shorts and that is a reason why you like summer or you like to wear hoodies and that is a reason why you like fall and/or winter.

  • Yes
  • No
  • Bacon!
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What usually wakes you up in the morning?

  • Alarm clock
  • Sunlight
  • Pet animal
  • Outdoor noise
  • I just naturally wake up
  • Another human (intentional)
  • Another human (unintentional)
  • Nature is calling
  • Other
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How do you position your car in your lane on the freeway (assume no hazards or nutters in the lanes beside you).

  • I drive closer to the line on the driver’s side.
  • I drive closer to the line on the passenger side.
  • I try to position my car in the exact center of the lane.
  • I position my personal body in the center of the lane, thus my car is closer to the line on the passenger side.
  • I drive farthest from whatever side is scariest (e.g., center divider, merge lane, etc.)
  • I make different choices based on reasons
  • I drive wherever, I don’t really make a choice
  • Other
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How do you position your car in your lane on the city streets (assume no hazards or nutters in the lanes beside you)

  • I drive closer to the line on the driver’s side.
  • I drive closer to the line on the passenger side.
  • I try to position my car in the exact center of the lane.
  • I position my personal body in the center of the lane, thus my car is closer to the line on the passenger side.
  • I drive farthest from whatever side is scariest (e.g., curb, bike lane, oncoming traffic, etc.)
  • I make different choices based on reasons
  • I drive wherever, I don’t really make a choice
  • Other
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You are choosing your airline seat in a row of three across. Which seat is your preference?

  • Aisle seat
  • Window seat
  • Middle seat (anyone? anyone?)
  • No preference
  • I like aisle and window seats pretty much equally
  • I have never flown
  • Other
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How do you usually do your grocery shopping?

  • I go into the store and pick items out myself.
  • I order from home and pick them up at the store.
  • I have them delivered.
  • I have them shipped.
  • It varies. There is no usual.
  • I don’t do grocery shopping.
  • something else
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Thank you!

  • You’re welcome!
  • Of course!
  • No problem!
  • No worries!
  • Thank YOU!
  • Other!
0 voters

OK, that’s not the result-type I wanted to see, so we’ll try another way:

  • You’re welcome!
  • Of course!
  • No problem!
  • No worries!
  • Thank YOU!
  • Other!
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Which is correct?

  • I detest your leaf blower.
  • I loathe your leaf blower.
  • I feel ill will towards your leaf blower.
  • Please stop with the leaf blower.
  • I have no opinion on your leaf blower.
  • I sure love waking up to the sound of your leaf blower.
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You post a reply to an SDMB thread, containing relevant and useful information, presented in your typically erudite and entertaining fashion. Soon afterwards, someone else posts a reply containing the same information, without a hint of acknowledgement that you’ve already posted this information. How do you feel about that?

  • It doesn’t bother me at all; everyone has the right to post what they want.
  • I’m a little annoyed by it; the second poster should have read the thread and noticed that I already said that.
  • I’m pretty irritated by it; it’s disrespectful to post in a thread without fully reading it.
  • I’m angry about it; that second poster is an inconsiderate jerk.
  • I’m infuriated, and that second poster is lucky that I don’t know where they live.
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  • I am paranoid and despondent because I assume the second poster has me “blocked” :cry:
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