- Toronto
- Montreal
- Vancouver
- Calgary
- Edmonton
- Ottawa–Gatineau
- Winnipeg
- Quebec City
- Hamilton
- Kitchener
- London
- Victoria
- Halifax
- Oshawa
- Windsor
- Saskatoon
- St. Catharines – Niagara Falls
- Regina
- St. John’s
- Kelowna
- Barrie
- Sherbrooke
- Guelph
- Kanata
- Abbotsford
- Trois-Rivières
- Kingston
- Milton
- Moncton
- White Rock
- Nanaimo
- Brantford
- Chicoutimi – Jonquière
- Saint-Jérôme
- Red Deer
- Thunder Bay
- Lethbridge
- Kamloops
- Sudbury
- Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu
- Peterborough
- Chilliwack
- Châteauguay
- Belleville
- Sarnia
- Airdrie
- Drummondville
- Welland – Pelham
- Fort McMurray
- Prince George
Expressions used in your family when you were growing up:
- Elbows off the table, this is not a horse’s stable
- Close the door - were you born in a barn?
- The things you see when you don’t have a gun
- Let’s not and say we did
- Stop crying or I’ll give you someting to cry about
- You’ll understand when you’re older
- It’s a dirty bird that poops in its own nest
- Make hay while the sun shines
- Don’t make me stop this car
- Bored? I’ll find you something to do
- Nuttier than a fruitcake
- Rode hard and put away wet
- He doesn’t know shit from Shinola
- Don’t talk back
A person has a Thanksgiving card that says “Wishing you a season of blessings”:
- “Blessings” is overtly religious; thus the person should send it only if they themselves are religious.
- “Blessings” is overtly religious, thus, the person should send it only if the recipient is religious.
- “Blessings” is overtly religious, thus, the person should send it only if they themselves and their recipient are both religious.
- “Blessings” is kinda religious, but the person should send it only if they are religious.
- “Blessings” is kinda religious, but the person should send it only if the recipient is religious.
- “Blessings” is kinda religious, but the person should send it only if they and the recipient are both religious.
- “Blessings” is kinda religious, but anyone can send it to anyone.
- “Blessings” has a secular meaning of “good fortune”, so anyone can send it to anyone.
- Other / I don’t know / I don’t understand / who sends cards for Thanksgiving?
Do you ever leave a television on in your home, just in the background, without anyone paying particular attention to it?
- Yes, almost all the time
- Sometimes
- Never
- Someone in my house does it, but I don’t do it myself
- I don’t even have a television in my house
- Something else
Question for women: Imagine you are the only woman in a group of men and one of them tells you, “I think of you as one of the guys”. How would you feel?
- I would like it.
- I would not like it.
- I am not a woman, but I want to vote.
- something else
Question for men: Imagine you are the only man in a group of women and one of them tells you, “I think of you as one of the gals”. How would you feel?
- I would like it.
- I would not like it.
- I am not a man, but I want to vote.
- something else
It’s Saturday! Wonderful, glorious, blessed Saturday! I love doing yard work and I got my lawn mower gassed up, my power washer ready to go, the batteries charged for the air blower, and the weed whacker and edger are ready for service!
I live very close to the eastern part of my time zone, meaning that it’s sunny enough for me to start working at 5:45am. But I’m considerate of my neighbors, even the asshole ones. So I’m taking a poll… what time should I start?
- 6am
- 7am
- 8am
- 9am
- 10am
- 11am
- 12pm
- 1pm
- 2pm
- 3pm
Karaoke
Choose up to three songs you have sung, or might sing, if you were to sing karaoke.
Source: ChatGPT, 50 songs most often chosen by karaoke singers in the US.
- Someone Like You — Adele
- Uptown Funk — Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars
- Party in the U.S.A. — Miley Cyrus
- Shake It Off — Taylor Swift
- All Star — Smash Mouth
- Wonderwall — Oasis
- Jessie’s Girl — Rick Springfield
- Sweet Home Alabama — Lynyrd Skynyrd
- Brown Eyed Girl — Van Morrison
- Don’t Stop Me Now — Queen
- Eye of the Tiger — Survivor
- Stand By Me — Ben E. King
- Lean on Me — Bill Withers
- You’re the One That I Want — from Grease
- Summer Nights — from Grease
- Pour Some Sugar on Me — Def Leppard
- It’s Raining Men — The Weather Girls
- Like a Virgin — Madonna
- Like a Prayer — Madonna
- Billie Jean — Michael Jackson
- Thriller — Michael Jackson
- Purple Rain — Prince
- Let It Go — from Frozen
- Call Me Maybe — Carly Rae Jepsen
- I’m Yours — Jason Mraz
- Don’t Stop the Music — Rihanna
- Crazy in Love — Beyoncé
- Use Somebody — Kings of Leon
- Zombie — The Cranberries
- Smells Like Teen Spirit — Nirvana
- Born to Run — Bruce Springsteen
- My Way — Frank Sinatra
- American Pie — Don McLean
Objectively, who do you think has the best chance at winning the World Series?
- Blue Jays
- Guardians
- Mariners
- Red Sox
- Tigers
- Yankees
- Brewers
- Cubs
- Dodgers
- Padres
- Phillies
- Reds
- I consider myself fairly knowledgeable, but I’m not able to pick a team.
- I’ll be paying attention to the playoffs, but I don’t consider myself knowledgeable enough to pick a team.
- Don’t know; don’t care
- Other
Subjectively, who would you most like to see win the World Series?
- Blue Jays
- Guardians
- Mariners
- Red Sox
- Tigers
- Yankees
- Brewers
- Cubs
- Dodgers
- Padres
- Phillies
- Reds
- My team didn’t make the playoffs, so I’m good with whoever.
- I just don’t care.
- Other
What is the most thumbs-up you have ever gotten for a comment, post, or video that you made on a platform that does upvoting (YouTube, Reddit, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)?
- More than 10,000 upvotes
- 1,000 - 10,000 upvotes
- 100 - 1,000 upvotes
- Fewer than 100 upvotes
- I have never used any such upvoting website.
Is the clothing that you wear during a particular season a factor in why you like that season? For example, you like to wear shorts and that is a reason why you like summer or you like to wear hoodies and that is a reason why you like fall and/or winter.
- Yes
- No
- Bacon!
What usually wakes you up in the morning?
- Alarm clock
- Sunlight
- Pet animal
- Outdoor noise
- I just naturally wake up
- Another human (intentional)
- Another human (unintentional)
- Nature is calling
- Other
How do you position your car in your lane on the freeway (assume no hazards or nutters in the lanes beside you).
- I drive closer to the line on the driver’s side.
- I drive closer to the line on the passenger side.
- I try to position my car in the exact center of the lane.
- I position my personal body in the center of the lane, thus my car is closer to the line on the passenger side.
- I drive farthest from whatever side is scariest (e.g., center divider, merge lane, etc.)
- I make different choices based on reasons
- I drive wherever, I don’t really make a choice
- Other
How do you position your car in your lane on the city streets (assume no hazards or nutters in the lanes beside you)
- I drive closer to the line on the driver’s side.
- I drive closer to the line on the passenger side.
- I try to position my car in the exact center of the lane.
- I position my personal body in the center of the lane, thus my car is closer to the line on the passenger side.
- I drive farthest from whatever side is scariest (e.g., curb, bike lane, oncoming traffic, etc.)
- I make different choices based on reasons
- I drive wherever, I don’t really make a choice
- Other
You are choosing your airline seat in a row of three across. Which seat is your preference?
- Aisle seat
- Window seat
- Middle seat (anyone? anyone?)
- No preference
- I like aisle and window seats pretty much equally
- I have never flown
- Other
How do you usually do your grocery shopping?
- I go into the store and pick items out myself.
- I order from home and pick them up at the store.
- I have them delivered.
- I have them shipped.
- It varies. There is no usual.
- I don’t do grocery shopping.
- something else
Thank you!
- You’re welcome!
- Of course!
- No problem!
- No worries!
- Thank YOU!
- Other!
OK, that’s not the result-type I wanted to see, so we’ll try another way:
- You’re welcome!
- Of course!
- No problem!
- No worries!
- Thank YOU!
- Other!
Which is correct?
- I detest your leaf blower.
- I loathe your leaf blower.
- I feel ill will towards your leaf blower.
- Please stop with the leaf blower.
- I have no opinion on your leaf blower.
- I sure love waking up to the sound of your leaf blower.
You post a reply to an SDMB thread, containing relevant and useful information, presented in your typically erudite and entertaining fashion. Soon afterwards, someone else posts a reply containing the same information, without a hint of acknowledgement that you’ve already posted this information. How do you feel about that?
- It doesn’t bother me at all; everyone has the right to post what they want.
- I’m a little annoyed by it; the second poster should have read the thread and noticed that I already said that.
- I’m pretty irritated by it; it’s disrespectful to post in a thread without fully reading it.
- I’m angry about it; that second poster is an inconsiderate jerk.
- I’m infuriated, and that second poster is lucky that I don’t know where they live.
- I am paranoid and despondent because I assume the second poster has me “blocked”