Polls only: No discussion

Pools only:

  • Swimming
  • Press
  • Office
  • Billiards
  • Car
  • Cess
  • Whirl
  • Of Blood
  • Typing
  • Gene
  • Death
  • some other pool
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Tomorrow is Christmas Eve and I just realized that my house doesn’t have a fireplace. Santa Claus won’t be able to get in! What should I do?

  • Leave a door unlocked.
  • Leave a window open.
  • Cut a hole in the roof.
  • Call one of those emergency fireplace installation places, even though they’re probably really busy today. Maybe if I offer them a couple thousand dollars extra they can get it done by tomorrow night.
  • Build a slapdash addition to the house with a fake chimney and fireplace. Santa is so busy he probably won’t notice that it’s not real.
  • Leave a note pinned to the door explaining my dilemma and hope that he’ll leave my presents anyway. After all, I’ve been a good boy this year!
  • Forget it, the bastard was just going to bring me a lump of coal anyway.
  • Something else.
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You’re driving and a friend is navigating.

You: T intersection is coming up. Which way do I turn again? Left?

Friend: Right.

There is no time for further questions; you must turn now. Which way are you turning?

  • Left
  • Right
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Powells only:

  • Colin
  • Boog
  • John Wesley
  • William
  • Glen
  • Michael
  • Sandy
  • Jerome H.
  • Ohio
  • Some other Powell
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Inspired by a current active thread:

You find a valuable item like an Apple watch, nobody nearby has obviously lost anything.

  • I’m honest and I would take it with me as the best way to reunite it with its owner, it’ll probably get stolen otherwise.
  • I’m honest and I leave it be, its rightful owner is likely to notice and return for it.
  • I’m dishonest and will steal it.
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Select your 10 favorite Disney animated feature films

  • Aladdin
  • Alice in Wonderland
  • Atlantis: The Lost Empire
  • Bambi
  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Big Hero 6
  • Bolt
  • Brother Bear
  • Chicken Little
  • Cinderella
  • Dinosaur
  • Dumbo
  • Encanto
  • Fantasia
  • Frozen
  • Frozen II
  • Hercules
  • Lady and the Tramp
  • Lilo & Stitch
  • Meet the Robinsons
  • Moana
  • Moana 2
  • Mulan
  • Oliver & Company
  • One Hundred and One Dalmatians
  • Peter Pan
  • Pinocchio
  • Pocahontas
  • Ralph Breaks the Internet
  • Robin Hood
  • Sleeping Beauty
  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
  • Strange World
  • Tangled
  • Tarzan
  • The Aristocats
  • The Emperor’s New Groove
  • The Fox and the Hound
  • The Great Mouse Detective
  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame
  • The Jungle Book
  • The Lion King
  • The Little Mermaid
  • The Rescuers
  • The Rescuers Down Under
  • Wish
  • Wreck-It Ralph
  • Zootopia
  • Zootopia 2
  • Other
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Your present wrapping skills:

  • Excellent
  • Good
  • Fair
  • Poor
  • Stupid paper, stupid tape, stupid scissors. Well at least it is mostly covered even if maybe some corner is poking through the wrap.
  • Gift bag, forget the wrapping horror show.
  • Here is your gift, unwrapped.
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Are shoes (not slippers) worn in your house?

  • Yes
  • No
0 voters

Is/was Friday December 26 (2025) a regular workday for you?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Not a regular one, but still a workday
  • No, but I’m doing work anyway because reasons
  • I get to decide what days I work because I’m my own boss
  • I get to decide what days I work because of other reasons
  • I don’t have a job at present
  • Other
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If you work part-time, the question relates to whether you’re scheduled to work on the 26th.

Wrong thread.