Tomorrow is Christmas Eve and I just realized that my house doesn’t have a fireplace. Santa Claus won’t be able to get in! What should I do?
Leave a door unlocked.
Leave a window open.
Cut a hole in the roof.
Call one of those emergency fireplace installation places, even though they’re probably really busy today. Maybe if I offer them a couple thousand dollars extra they can get it done by tomorrow night.
Build a slapdash addition to the house with a fake chimney and fireplace. Santa is so busy he probably won’t notice that it’s not real.
Leave a note pinned to the door explaining my dilemma and hope that he’ll leave my presents anyway. After all, I’ve been a good boy this year!
Forget it, the bastard was just going to bring me a lump of coal anyway.