Do you dine in your dining room?
- Regularly.
- On occasion.
- Really only on special occasions.
- No. It’s a dining room exhibit.
- We use it for other purposes.
- I don’t have a dining room.
- Something else?
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- For those who dislike “Have a blessed day”- do you also dislike?
- polls
- Have a nice day
- Merry Christmas
- Christmas Music
- Christmas
- Something else?
- I do not dislike “Have a blessed day”
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A vial of poison appears in front of every adult capable of drinking. A disembodied voice says you have to drink it or not.
- Drink: You will die unless 50% of the population or more also drank, in which case you will all receive the antidote.
- Don’t drink: nothing will happen to you but if more than half of the population doesn’t drink, the drinkers die.
You are not given any opportunity to discuss this situation with others.
I will
- Drink
- Not Drink.
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From a recent Baker’s Dozen game:
[Definition of “Shephardizing”]
What alleged “obsolete skills” have you used in the last year
- Researching obscure information
- Dialing a phone (assume they meant a rotary dial)
- Burning a CD
- Programming a VCR
- Writing in cursive
- Creating a mixtape
- Operating a printing press
- Reading road maps
- Shepardizing a reported case
- Driving a car with a manual transmission
- Using carbon paper in a typewriter
- Writing a check
- Speaking and writing in proper English
- NONE of the above
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Your feelings on hearing “The Little Drummer Boy” played in a restaurant or store:
- A building sense of nausea
- Effervescent joy at a wonderful manifestation of the holiday season
- One of my favorite Xmas carols
- Dread
- Meh, just another example of Xmas piffle
- Make it stop!
- Rage that burns with the intensity of a thousand suns
- I’d rather hear “Somewhere My Love Lies Sleeping” with a male chorus
- If I ever find out who wrote this, they or their descendants will get a pa-rum-pa-pa-pummeling
- I’m calling the manager
- After this, can I hear the long version of “The 12 Days of Christmas”?
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Two buttons appear, yada yada, you must push one. One button is labeled “I am smart”, the other button is labeled “I am stupid”. The stupid people will be killed unless the stupid people comprise more than 50% of the population.
- I am smart, so I push the “I am smart” button.
- I am stupid, so I push the “I am stupid” button.
- I am smart, but I will risk my life to try to save the stupid people, so I push the “I am stupid” button.
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Two buttons appear before you. If you push Button #1, an elevator will appear to take you to a higher floor. If you push Button #2, an elevator will appear to take you to a lower floor. Which button do you push?
- Button #1
- Button #2
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Two buttons appear before you. If you press button #1, a can of Coke will appear. If you press button #2, a can of Pepsi will appear. You must press a button. Which one do you pick?
- Button #1
- Button #2
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Would you prefer to pick neither option in the previous poll about Coke and Pepsi?
- Yes
- No
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Cutesy forced choice “thought experiment” polls with an unrealistic, artificially limited “No third option” setup suck royal donkey kong balls.
- Yes
- No
- Are the kong balls covered in chocolate?
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In bed, do you sometimes stick your foot out from under the covers?
- Yes, to regulate my body temperature
- Yes, for some other reason
- No
- I don’t use covers
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Do you personally know anyone who has given or received a car as a Christmas gift?
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Do you celebrate Toyotathon?
- Yes
- No
- I don’t believe in Toyota
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A button appears before you. Do you press it?
- Yes
- No
- Never mind that - where did this button suddenly appear from?
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You receive an email from a local fast casual restaurant with a promo code for a free sandwich with a purchase of $10 or more. You just happen to be planning on going to that restaurant anyway, and your order comes to more than $10. But your order plus the free sandwich is more food than you really want right then. The promo is only valid for a few days, so you’re not likely to come back to the restaurant again before it expires. Do you redeem the promo and get your free sandwich?
- Yes, I’m not turning down free food. I’ll get the free sandwich and save it for later, or give it to a homeless person, or do something else with it.
- No. No sense in getting a sandwich I’m not going to eat right now, even if it is free.
- Something else?
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How are energy drinks and sodas related?
- Energy drinks and sodas are two names for the same thing.
- Energy drinks and sodas are two separate things.
- Energy drinks are a subset of sodas.
- Sodas are a subset of energy drinks.
- There is overlap between energy drinks and sodas, but each category has things don’t belong in the other category.
- no opinion
- something else
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In Pink Floyd’s song Time, between about 0:40 when the alarm clocks end and about 2:20 when the vocals begin, there is a rhythmic percussive sound. What is this sound supposed to represent?
- A ticking clock
- A heartbeat
- It’s deliberately ambiguous
- It doesn’t represent anything; it’s just a sound
- I don’t know the song
- I know the song but I don’t remember the part you’re referring to
- Something else
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Will you sometimes turn off a sports broadcast because the game makes you too tense (rather than because it’s boring, or you don’t care who wins, or it’s a depressing blow-out)?
- No
- Yes
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Which of these disputed territories have you visited (whether before or after the dispute started)?
- Abkhazia (claimed by Abkhazia and Georgia)
- Arunachal Pradesh (claimed by India and China)
- Belize (claimed by Guatemala and Belize)
- Crimea (claimed by Russia and Ukraine)
- Donetsk, Luhansk, Kherson, and/or Zaporizhzhia (claimed by Russia and Ukraine)
- East Jerusalem (claimed by Israel and Palestine)
- Falkland Islands (claimed by the UK and Argentina)
- Gibraltar (claimed by the UK and Spain)
- Golan Heights (claimed by Syria, occupied by Israel)
- Guyana, west of the Essequibo River (claimed by Guyana and Venezuela)
- Junagarh (claimed by India and Pakistan)
- Kashmir (claimed by India, Pakistan, and China)
- Korea (claimed by the DPRK and ROK)
- Kosovo (claimed by Kosovo and Serbia)
- North Cyprus (claimed by Cyprus and the Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus)
- Puerto Rico (claimed by the Dominican Republic and the USA)
- South Ossetia (claimed by South Ossetia and Georgia)
- Taiwan (claimed by the PRC and ROC)
- Transnistria (claimed by Transnistria and Moldova)
- West Bank (claimed by Palestine, occupied by Israel)
- Western Sahara (claimed by Morocco and the Sahrawi Republic)
- none of the above, but I’d sure like to visit at least one some day
- none of the above, and I have no desire to visit any of them
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Do you answer polls in this thread honestly?
- I always answer polls honestly. Boringly honest and honestly boring is my motto!
- It varies.
- I figure out what the pollster least wants to hear and then answer that.
- Haha! You can’t tell if I am answering honestly or not!
- I figure out what the pollster most wants to hear and then answer that.
- The fact that I usually answer “other,” proves that I am honestly special.
- I figure out how the majority voted and then vote that way, thus proving that I am not a weirdo!
- I honestly try to skew the results and vote against the majority because: Fuck the Majority!
- This silly poll was obviously made by someone suffering from acute insomnia.
- I am not answering this poll honestly!
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