- No. It was a gift. It’s mine, all mine!
- I buy them a scratch-off ticket. Fair’s fair.
- I send them a nice fruit basket, or some other token gift.
- I give them a token amount, a hundred or so, up to a thousand.
- I give them much more than a token amount, like 25-50%.
- I make a charitable donation in their name.
- I would politely refuse to accept it. There are no good possible outcomes.
- Something else?
OK, I’ve used up all the eggs (and flour and butter and brown sugar) so I am reporting the baking results early.
I baked:
- Hot Cocoa Cookies
- Apple Cinnamon mini-muffins
- Cinna-mini cinnamon rolls
- Yay! I’m a winner!
- Oop, I’m going to go back and change my vote!
- Hey! Who closed the poll?!?!

- Sounds awesome. Let’s go!
- I’d be interested in learning about the technology, but I’ll let someone else get their memories messed with.
- No thank you.
- Something else?
- Love it. Make it like that.
- I could take it or leave it.
- I’ve never had it that way, but I’d like to try it.
- I’ve never had it that way, and I’d like to try it, but I’m never going to actually make it that way myself.
- I’ve never had it that way, and it doesn’t sound appealing to me.
- Had it before, not a fan.
- I don’t care for meatloaf, egg or no.
- Something else?
Have you ever owned a waterbed?
- Yes, and I loved it
- Yes, and it was ok
- Yes, and it was a mistake
- No, but I wanted one at some point
- No, never wanted one
- I own one now
- Other
You are a movie director and there is a particular social ill (such as racism or sexism, etc.) that you would like to take on. Half of people argue that you ought to make a movie showing oppression and discrimination, in order to highlight the ill. The other half argues that you ought to make a movie showing everyone getting along well in an ideal world (a movie world in which the characters truly show no racism or sexism or bigotry,) in order to showcase to the audience how things ought to be. In other words, a negative-portrayal vs. positive-portrayal disagreement. What do you do?
- Make a movie showing the specific bigotry, as a bad example
- Make a movie showing the absence of bigotry, as a good example
(Karen, I don’t know why you are quoted but I can’t un-do the quote function…)
- Yes, that would be awesome!
- Yes, but not to live in, more as an investment.
- Depends heavily on the specific property in question.
- No thank you. Normal homeownership is my appropriate difficulty level.
- Something else?
The Oxford comma.
- Yes
- No
- Indifferent
- Depends
- Other
- The what now?
Do you proofread your posts on the SDMB before posting for spelling, grammar, or autocorrect mishaps?
- Yes, meticulously. My posts are misteak-free!
- Sometimes I check, but sometimes I want to respond quickly, so mistakes might squeak through.
- Sometimes I check, but sometimes I can’t see my mistakes.
- Sometimes I check, but I am not smart enough to realize I made mistakes.
- No, I can’t be bothered to check. People can just figure out what I was trying to say.
- No, it has never occurred to me that I am capable of making mistakes or that my posts are difficult to understand with all the mistakes.
- Neither both.
Have you ever, before reading this question, written your name (surname, given name, or both) backwards to see how it reads in reverse?
- Yes
- No
- Something else
How many colonoscopies have you had in your life?
- 0
- 1
- 2
- 3
- more than 3
Is there snow on the ground where you are?
- Yes
- No
- something else
Do you “subscribe” to any products from Amazon or another online retailer? That is, they automatically ship you more product at a set interval and charge your saved payment method, rather than you explicitly ordering the product. The store usually offers a small discount in exchange for signing up for this service.
- Yes
- No
- Other?
- A nice dry and warm domed stadium for my delicate constitution!
- Heck with that, give me the freezing cold, the soul-sucking wind, and the snow, the works!
- NOTA
Who is you favorite Beatle, as related to their musical output?
- George
- John
- Paul
- Ringo
- I don’t have a favorite
Who is your favorite Beatle, not considering their musical output?
- George
- John
- Paul
- Ringo
- I don’t have a favorite
According to the internet, which is never wrong, the explosion of usage of “slop” as a pejorative is a deliberate campaign by 4chan to expose and lure young people into their way of thinking, including antisemitism (which is the ultimate origin of the usage). This is something they’ve done in the past to some success, such as with the OK hand gesture and the concepts of “chads” and “alpha males”: using a meme’s spread to prime the minds of others to their advantage.
IF this is true, do you think that the usage of the phrase this way will ultimately meaningfully advance the cause of 4chan and/or antisemitism?
- Yes
- No
- It’s complicated
Regardless of your answer above, should people be actively discouraging this meme when used in public to counter what 4chan wants (assuming disagreement with it)?
- Yes
- No
- It’s complicated
The other day, I got an article in my feed about the personality traits of people who give a little wave of thanks to doors that automatically open.
If you see someone give a little wave when going through automatic-open doors (like at the supermarket) do you assume:
- They are thanking the automatic doors.
- They are pretending to use The Force to open the doors.
- They are weird.
- Other.
Do you personally do a little wave when going through automatic doors?
- Yes, to thank the door.
- Yes, because I am pretending to use The Force.
- Yes, because I’m weird.
- No.
“President” Trump will be allegedly be giving a speech on TV tomorrow (Wednesday, Dec 17). Will you watch it live?
- Yes
- Maybe
- No
- No. NO. Oh GAWD no! Nooooooo.
Around here, the TV schedules for various channels show the President’s speech scheduled for 13 to 22 minutes. How long do you think the speech will actually last? NO WAGERING!!!
- 13 to 22 minutes
- 22.01 to 60 minutes
- 60.01 to 90 minutes
- Longer than 90 minutes
- Much much much longer than 90 minutes
- I don’t want to think about it
Two magical buttons appear in front of every adult capable of pressing buttons. A disembodied voice says you have to press one of them, either
-
button 1: a button that will do nothing if greater than 50% of the people press it, or
-
button 2: a button that will kill every person that pressed button 1 if less than 50% of all the people pressed it, i.e. if greater than 50% of people press button 2, everyone who will press button 1 dies.
You are not given any opportunity to discuss this situation with others.
I will press
- button 1.
- button 2.