Polls only: No discussion

What do you think about Breed Specific Legislation, i.e. laws passed to control certain dogs (e.g. Dobermans, Pit Bulls, Rottweilers) deemed more dangerous than others?

  • It’s silly…you can raise dogs to be mean or gentle.
  • It’s obvious…statistics will prove they’re actually worse.
  • Not Sure
  • Other

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  • Coke / Diet Coke
  • Pepsi / Diet Pepsi

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  • I drink sugared soda
  • I drink diet soda
  • I drink flavored unsweetened sparkling water and pretend it’s not really diet soda
  • None of the above

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Burned out at age 34, single, no kids, and considering quitting job and taking a 2-3 year vacation abroad to study and clear my head (have a decent amount of savings stashed up, and also hold the other nation’s citizenship, but would have a very hard time finding a job there)

  • Good idea
  • Bad idea
  • Why does Velocity keep posting his personal-life decisions for everyone to weigh in on?

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You awaken to the zombie apocalypse. Fortunately, the Melee Weapon Truck just happens to be driving past your house right now. As a first time customer, you are allowed to select one complimentary melee weapon, on the condition that it will be collected from your dead body after you are murdered by zombies, or whoever, likely in short time.

What would you like?

Today’s selection:
  • 2x4 with nail spikes
  • Wood baseball bat
  • Aluminum baseball bat
  • Graphite bo staff
  • Crowbar
  • Long-handled shovel
  • Pitchfork
  • One-handed steel mace
  • Spiked iron ball flail
  • Nunchaku
  • Steel tipped wood spear
  • Fire axe
  • Poleaxe
  • Halberd
  • Bowie knife
  • Machete
  • Katana sword
  • English longsword

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What song do you imagine the Melee Weapon Truck to be playing, ice-cream truck style?

  • Don’t Fear the Reaper
  • Don’t Stop Believin’
  • Don’t Stop Me Now
  • For Whom the Bell Tolls
  • It’s the End of the World As We Know It (and I Feel Fine)
  • O Fortuna
  • Run Like Hell
  • Staying Alive
  • Thriller
  • Welcome to the Jungle

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Balls to the Wall would be better.

Obscure history poll: At a May 1941 Madison Square Garden rally of the isolationist America First organization, keynote speakers included Charles Lindbergh. Some reporters and historians have claimed that Lindbergh (in the dark suit) was caught on camera returning a Nazi salute to elements in the audience. Do you agree?

  • No, he’s just waving to the crowd
  • Sure seems like a Nazi salute to me
  • It looks funky but I’m not sure
  • Senator Burton Wheeler must have had astronomical dry cleaning bills

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All polls should have a Don’t Know and/or Don’t Care option:

  • Don’t know
  • Don’t care
  • Don’t know OR care
  • Bacon makes even useless polls better
  • Yes
  • No

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If I replied to all 649 polls, does that bump up my post count by 649 posts?

  • Yes
  • No
  • How the hell would I know?

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Regarding this:

  • I am highly insulted.
  • Meh, the more polls the merrier!
  • Did you see how much ridiculous discussion they were having over there?
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Your favorite word that’s almost like “poll”:

  • Pull
  • Pill
  • Pollo
  • Polo
  • Pole

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Do you suspect that the salute @Jackmannii referenced in his above poll was perhaps a Bellamy salute, which the hand over heart replaced in 1942?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Not sure
  • Bacon

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You volunteer for a science experiment, and you’re led into a plexiglass room with nothing but a comfortable chair, bottled water, and a bar on the wall. When you get bored you eventually deduce that pressing the bar releases a kitten into the room with you.

How many times do you press the bar?

  • I do no pressing, I want boredom
  • 1-4 times
  • 5-8 times
  • So many times they have to stop me

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If you chose “So many times they have to stop me” do you really like kittens or are you trying to figure out how many kittens the experiment has sourced?

  • Aww, lookit those tiny widdle paws and big eyes!
  • Science!
  • Both, honestly

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What is the correct spelling of “whoa”?

  • Whoa
  • Woah
  • Whoah
  • There is no “correct” spelling

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What is the correct spelling of “whoa”?
  • Whoa

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How do you feel about the word “moist”?

  • I can’t stand it and cringe when I hear it
  • I mildly dislike it
  • I have no strong feelings about it
  • I kind of like it
  • It’s one of my favorite words

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Favorite British reporter of cults, weird stories, and off-beat personalities

  • Louis Theroux
  • Jon Ronson

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What would Dave say, part 2

  • Won’t you please enjoy a hot towel
  • One Whole Chicken in a can
  • They pelted us with rocks and garbage
  • I don’t have a joke here, I just like saying the words “Aer Lingus”.
  • Don’t make me come out there!
  • You know him, you love him, you can’t live without him
  • That’s how comedy is born.
  • They’re all weasels out there!
  • They’re all chewing gum up there!
  • A giant bag of pork rinds, and this bottle of Jolt Cola.

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