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How do you pronounce obfuscate?

  • ob-fuh-skate
  • ob-fyoo-skate
  • something else

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  • It was nice to be able to comment and explain myself without making a fake poll.
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Your home country is facing enemy threat, like Ukraine. You are able-bodied and can fight, but you also are among the few who have a foreign passport and can leave. What do you do?

  • Stay and fight
  • Leave the country

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There is a park within a five minute walk from my home:

  • Yes
  • No

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I do live within five minutes of a park and this is how often I walk to it:

  • Most every day
  • 3-4 times per week
  • 1-2 times per week
  • Weekly
  • Once or twice a month
  • Rarely
  • Never ever, or pretty much never ever

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Why does Mean Mr Mustard constantly expect us to know/guess personal details about himself?

  • I don’t know.
  • I am Mean Mr Mustard and I do know.

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  • I am Mean Mr. Mustard, and, for a minute I did not understand @CardboardBoxx 's poll, but then I did and I chuckled a bit.
  • I am not Mean Mr. Mustard

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Who is Dave?

  • A comedian with some great jokes
  • A charismatic religious leader
  • Some kind of TikTok influencer
  • Actor/TV show host
  • Just some guy
  • Hell if I know

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On which of the following sort of trains have you ever ridden?

  • Subway or “L” train
  • Commuter train (short routes, taking workers to and from city centers)
  • City-to-city passenger train
  • Monorail, like at Disney World
  • High-speed train, like the Eurostar, French TGV and Japanese Shinkansen
  • Tourist railroad
  • Train at an amusement park

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When you have gambled in your life (not literally Vegas-gamble, but taking bold/risky decisions,) what usually happened?

  • The gambles usually paid off.
  • The gambles usually backfired.

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Best Elvis:

  • Presley
  • Costello
  • Velvet
  • That guy who officiated my wedding in Las Vegas
  • Other

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  • Being an asshole proves you are a superior human being.
  • Being an asshole proves you are an inferior human being.
  • If you are a superior human being, you are entitled to treat other people with the disdain they deserve.

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Shirley.

  • Bassey
  • Jones
  • Temple
  • I’m not joking…and don’t call me Shirley.
  • other

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All polls should have an “other” option.

  • Yes
  • No
  • Other

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Do you buy Girl Scout Cookies?

  • Yes, they are delicious!
  • Yes, it’s for a good cause
  • Yes, they are delicious AND it is for a good cause.
  • No, they are not good value.
  • No, I don’t want cookies.
  • No, I haven’t been able to find them.
  • Other

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  • I am serious, and don’t call me Shirly.
  • It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.
  • That’s when I developed my drinking problem. dumps drink on shirt
  • Excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive.
  • I just wanted to tell you good luck, we’re all counting on you.
  • Do you like movies about gladiators? / Have you ever seen a grown man naked? / Have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?
  • We’ve got clearance, Clarance. What’s our vector, Victor? Roger. Huh?
  • I like my men like I like my coffee, black.
  • I can make a hat, or a broche…
  • There’s a sale at Penny’s!
  • It’s a pretty white plane, with curtains in the windows, and it looks just like a big Tylenol!
  • Give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo.
  • The lives of everyone onboard depend on not only finding someone who can fly this plane, but who didn’t have fish for dinner.
  • The white zone had always been for loading and unloading passengers. We both know what this is really about; you want me to have an abortion!
  • It’s a completely different kind of flying, altogether.
  • We’re on insturments Cue jazz band
  • All of Otto Pilot’s scenes
  • They’re all so good, I can’t pick just one
  • You left out my favorite Airplane! quote (And it’s a good thing I don’t know how much you hate my guts).
  • I’ve never seen Airplane! (Surely you can’t be serious).

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What do your sleep dreams usually involve?

  • Things that could plausibly happen in real life
  • Things that almost certainly couldn’t happen in real life

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Over Macho Grande?

  • Yes
  • No I don’t think I’ll ever get over Macho Grande. Those wounds run pretty deep.

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In the runup to the year 2000 there was much fear of Y2K. That was the belief that the year 2000 would cause innumerable computer programs to incorrectly deal with two-digit year dates. I am one of those people that agreed that Y2K was a real issue. Were you?

  • no
  • yes
  • I knew people were working on it, so was not overly concerned
  • I was convinced there was going to be a huge disruption
  • something else?

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I suspect most of us old enough to remember Johnny Carson and the Tonight Show would agree that he set a high bar for a Tonight Show host. Did Jay Leno meet that bar?

  • yes
  • no
  • yes, but it took him a while
  • abstain, an apples and oranges comparison

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Sorry to be a poll hog. My last poll reminded me of Craig Ferguson. I enjoyed his Late Late Show, especially the monologues. I was disappointed when CBS did not move him into David Letterman’s spot in the Late Show. Were you?

  • no
  • yes

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