What generally describes your life regrets?
- I regret things that I did.
- I regret things that I should have but did not do.
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Plain corn tortilla chips:
- That’s good snackin’
- Prefer them with some kind of dip, but plain is fine in a pinch
- Only with salsa or guacamole or some other dip
- No thank you
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Most insane:
- Trump
- Putin
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This site says the following are the top 20 cities in the US to live in and visit.
Which of these are your top 5 favorite cities?
- New York, New York
- Los Angeles, California
- Chicago, Illinois
- San Francisco, California
- Boston, Massachusetts
- San Diego, California
- Washington, DC
- Denver, Colorado
- Phoenix, Arizona
- San Jose, California
- Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
- Dallas, Texas
- Atlanta, Georgia
- Seattle, Washington
- Austin, Texas
- Las Vegas, Nevada
- Houston, Texas
- Columbus, Ohio
- Boise, Idaho
- Tucson, Arizona
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Which movie had the better soundtrack album? (1986 edition)
- Stand By Me
- Top Gun
- Transformers: The Movie
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How many songs do you recall from the movies Stand by Me, Top Gun, and Transformers:
- 0 I guess I forgot to to consider the title of the first movie
- 1 The title of Stand by Me has to be in there somewhere, right?
- 2 Stand by Me and that song that they used to play a lot from Top Gun.
- 3 or more. I really know the soundtracks from 1980s movies.
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Were you expecting different cities in some of the options of the “top 5 favorite cities” poll?
- Yes. What the hell is _______ doing on that list?!
- Yes. Why the hell wasn’t ________ on the list?!
- No. It is what it is.
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Which cities could you not believe would ever appear on a “Best Cities” list?
- New York
- Los Angeles
- Chicago
- San Francisco
- Boston
- San Diego
- Washington
- Denver
- Phoenix
- San Jose
- Philadelphia
- Dallas
- Atlanta
- Seattle
- Austin
- Las Vegas
- Houston
- Columbus
- Boise
- Tucson
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Which of the following cities could you not believe didn’t make the top 20 best cities list?
- San Antonio
- Charlotte
- Nashville
- Portland, Oregon
- Miami
- Minneapolis / Saint Paul
- New Orleans
- Honolulu
- Pittsburgh
- Cleveland
- Madison
- Sacramento
- Orlando
- Tampa
- Indianapolis
- Albuquerque
- Louisville
- Charleston, South Carolina
- Other
- None, I don’t think any other cities deserved to be on the list
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Sexiest comediennes (pick 3). In her prime…
- Lucille Ball
- Zooey Deschanel
- Fran Drescher
- Tina Fey
- Jenna Fischer
- Garfunkel and Oates
- Chelsea Handler
- Anjelah Johnson
- Madeline Kahn
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus
- Kate McKinnon
- Megan Mullaly
- Amy Poehler
- Gilda Radner
- Sarah Silverman
- Aisha Tyler
- Kristen Wiig
- Ali Wong
- Other
- Other #2
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- Young Lucille Ball was very pretty
- I like pie
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- Young Lucille Ball was very pretty and I like pie.
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Pick as many as you want:
- Young Lucille Ball sure wore a lot of makeup, and I don’t think she’d have been as pretty without it.
- Young Lucille Ball sure wore a lot of makeup, but I think she’d have been at least as pretty without it.
- Makeup? I’m not aware of any makeup. And I thought those were natural eyebrows.
- I like pie.
- Other.
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IIRC Lucille Ball started as a dancer. But I think in those days entertainers often had multiple skill sets because they hoped to catch on in any way they could.
- I’ve often marveled that some really attractive women become comedians
- I never thought about it but yeah, I can see that now that you mention it
- I don’t see much correlation between how attractive a woman is and how funny she is
- I like bacon
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Suppose that, 2 weeks from now, Ukraine reaches a point where it will be overrun and defeated by Russian forces unless there is direct US/NATO military intervention.
The following conditions apply: US/NATO intervention will decisively defeat Russian forces, guaranteed (that’s the hypothetical), but carry an unknown risk of nuclear escalation…while non-intervention runs no risk of nuclear escalation, but Ukrainian defeat is guaranteed.
What do you do?
- Direct intervention
- Don’t
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Which do you like better:
- Bacon
- Pie
- Them apples
- None of the above
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The lie detector poll. We will know if you answered honestly.
- I have taken a polygraph for employment screening/job-related
- I have taken a polygraph as part of a criminal investigation
- I took a polygraph for the hell of it
- I have never been administered a polygraph
- I passed the test because of my truthful answers
- I passed despite weaseling on a question or two
- I passed the test even though I lied my ass off
- I failed the polygraph despite living a virtuous life and being truthful
- I failed the polygraph due to criminal activity and not being able to beat the test
- The polygraph results were inconclusive
- I lost a job opportunity/job based on polygraph results
- I am doing/have done time partly because I flunked the polygraph
- This poll is not admissible in my state
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Do you freeze Thin Mints (choose all that apply)?
- Yes, they’re much better that way.
- No, I eat them room temperature as God intended.
- I’ve never tried them frozen, but I’m intrigued. Maybe I’ll give it a try this year.
- I tried them frozen and didn’t care for them.
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