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Long winded personal context ahead; feel free to sip this entirely if that bothers you.

I have a mobile plan that limits me to one GB of data a month for $20. (Xfinity Mobile, so I probably get a discount for having them for home internet too.) If I get an overage, it’s another $20 for another gigabyte.

The vast, vast majority of the time, I use less than one GB a month, sometimes significantly; I use WiFi for the rest of the time, and my most regular data usage is a half hour bus commute. But this comes at a cost of vigilance; I have shut off cell data for most apps and games I have, and I have content blockers on my web browser to avoid video. But even that’s not a total guarantee; last year, I got 5 GB of data used out of the blue in one afternoon; I still have no idea how it happened.

I’ve found another plan with the same carrier that’s unlimited (with speed limits after a certain amount of data) for $10 more a month. An unlimited plan would be kinda nice for peace of mind and the VERY rare times I’m out of WiFi range for an extended period of time or rare heavy usage. However, I’m cheap, and hate spending unnecessary money, even if I can afford to (which I can, at least right now). My phone usage habits would change with unlimited data, but not in a way that feels significant or important to me.

If you were me, would you switch plans?

  • Yes
  • No
  • I know of an even better option than the two presented, even if I break a bundle (PLEASE tell me in the discussion thread!)
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Ever been to a powwow?

  • Yes, as a spectator
  • Yes, as a dancer
  • Yes, as a drummer
  • Yes, as a vendor
  • Yes, as an organizer
  • Yes, as a dignitary/honoured guest
  • Yes, in some other capacity
  • No, but I would like to go to one some day
  • No, and I have no interest in ever going to one
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Do you find vacations relaxing?
Note: I am certain that most of us could answer “it depends on the type of vacation”. Let us stipulate that notion and answer from a generally-speaking perspective.

  • Always or almost always
  • Somewhat
  • Eh
  • Somewhat not
  • Never or almost never
  • Other
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What are your current sources of income?

  • Hourly wages
  • Salary
  • Tips
  • Bonuses and commissions
  • Self-employment income
  • Partnership or S-corporation income
  • Farm income
  • Interest or dividend income
  • Capital gains income
  • Rental real estate income
  • Royalty income
  • Trust, estate or other inheritance income
  • Social Security benefits
  • Pensions and annuities
  • IRA, 401(k) and other retirement distributions
  • Unemployment compensation
  • Alimony/child support
  • Gambling winnings / prizes / awards
  • Canceled debt income
  • Other miscellaneous income
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I promise I’m not making a series of these.

Saturday, May 2, was Free Comic Book Day.

How did you celebrate?

  • I went to a comic book store and just got a free comic book
  • I went to a comic book store and bought something
  • I went to a comic book store, got a free comic book, and bought something
  • I went to a comic book store but didn’t get anything
  • I went to more than one comic book store and just got a free comic book
  • I went to more than one comic book store and bought something at some of them
  • I went to more than one comic book store and bought something at all of them
  • I go to comic book stores but I didn’t go on Saturday
  • There are no comic book stores in my area
  • I don’t read comic books so I don’t go to comic book stores
  • I read comic books but I don’t go to comic book stores
  • something something other
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Large groups of random Americans are shown an image of the outline of one of the states with no other identifying details. They are asked to name the state. Which state do you think would get the highest score?

TLDR version; Which state has the most distinctive outline?

  • Alaska
  • California
  • Florida
  • Hawaii
  • Idaho
  • Kentucky
  • Louisiana
  • Maryland
  • Michigan
  • Nevada
  • New Jersey
  • New York
  • Oklahoma
  • Texas
  • West Virginia
  • One of the other states which you inexplicably didn’t include
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If you were participating in an event like this, how well do you feel you would do?

  • I’m an American and I could identify all fifty state outlines
  • I’m an American and I could identify at least forty state outlines
  • I’m an American and I could identify at least twenty-five state outlines
  • I’m an American and I could identify the outlines of the fifteen states in your list
  • I’m an American and I could identify the outlines of some of the fifteen states in your list
  • I’m an American and I could identify the outline of my own state
  • I’m an American and I couldn’t identify any state outline
  • I’m not an American and I could identify all fifty state outlines
  • I’m not an American and I could identify at least forty state outlines
  • I’m not an American and I could identify at least twenty-five state outlines
  • I’m not an American and I could identify the outlines of the fifteen states in your list
  • I’m not an American and I could identify the outlines of some of the fifteen states in your list
  • I’m not an American and I couldn’t identify any state outline
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For the past several years the greater Sacramento area has had something called the Big Day of Giving, a day when everyone is encouraged to donate or volunteer their time to a local charity (or charities) of their choosing.

Does your community have a day where people are encouraged to support local charities?

  • Yes
  • No
  • I don’t know
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If yes, do you contribute to at least one charity on that day?

  • Yes
  • No, but I contribute on some other day
  • No, I don’t support any local charities
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If you answered yes to the first poll, is that day May 7 this year?

  • Yes
  • No, it’s on a different date
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How do you feel about reaching into the back to grab produce with a later expiry date?

  • You shouldn’t do it. If everybody takes from the front the system works, otherwise it falls apart.
  • It’s up to you. Everybody should be able to grab the fresher stock
  • It’s acceptable if you are genuinely a slow consumer of the product, but not if it’ll only last your household a few days.
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Which Categories have you visited at most once in the last 12 months?

  • Site Feedback
  • About This Message Board
  • Cecil’s Columns/Staff Reports
  • The Quarantine Zone
  • Factual Questions
  • Great Debates
  • Politics & Elections
  • Cafe Society
  • The Game Room
  • Thread Games
  • In My Humble Opinion
  • Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
  • Marketplace
  • The BBQ Pit
  • The Barn House
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The only time I have ever visited the Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share category in the last 12 months was to vote in the previous poll.

  • Yes
  • No
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Did you realize the poll above asked about categories you don’t visit?

  • Yes, of course, and that’s how i voted
  • Yes, but i voted some other way
  • Er, not at first, but then i fixed my vote
  • Not until i read Elmer’s poll. But I’ve fixed my vote
  • Not until i read Elmer’s poll. And i haven’t fixed my vote
  • Huh! What? I’m just realizing that now. I haven’t (yet) fixed my vote.
  • Okay, i didn’t realize until now, but I’ve fixed my vote
  • What are you talking about?
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If you were waffling between “I’m an American and I could identify all fifty state outlines” and “I’m an American and I could identify at least forty state outlines” in the previous US states poll, was it because you couldn’t be sure you’d be able to differentiate between the outlines of Colorado and Wyoming?

  • Yes
  • It wasn’t, but now I’m rethinking my answer
  • No, my keen eye always knows the difference even in outline
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Which of these forums have you visited AT LEAST ONCE in the last 12 months?

  • Site Feedback
  • About This Message Board
  • Cecil’s Columns/Staff Reports
  • The Quarantine Zone
  • Factual Questions
  • Great Debates
  • Politics & Elections
  • Cafe Society
  • The Game Room
  • Thread Games
  • In My Humble Opinion
  • Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
  • Marketplace
  • The BBQ Pit
  • The Barn House
  • I have no idea, I don’t pay attention to such things
  • An ‘Other’ not contemplated in your philosophy
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An expanded “would you rather” question.

You MUST do one of the following. This is all the information you get about details before making a decision. Which do you choose?

  • Work the dirtiest job at a sewage treatment facility for a month
  • Do farm work in the same conditions as a migrant laborer in California for three weeks
  • Livestream for 24 consecutive hours for 1000 random viewers, doing whatever they ask in chat that doesn’t cause you lasting harm; the world is also watching
  • Co-sign a home loan for a stranger who seems nice
  • Do two weeks in gen pop of your area’s largest state-level prison
  • Permanently cut off the person you personally care about most in as vicious and cruel a way as possible (if none is alive, the past changes so you already did)
  • Be prevented from using anything that could reasonably be considered personal computers/devices or the internet in any way for seven months
  • Be the completely obedient sexual plaything of the current president of the United States for two full nights
  • A random limb (among arms and legs) is painlessly and immediately amputated
  • Live in a sensory deprivation device for a week
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I’m in the market for a new place, and so far the best option is on a street called “Gallows Tree.” I’m hesitant about the “hanging tree” meaning (and the associated racist overtone), and am frankly a little surprised that some 1990s planner picked that name. I feel like I’d be self-conscious whenever I had to provide my address. Still, it’s a good house at a good price in a good location…and it’s just a street name. Would you live on a street with a horrible name, for the right home?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Maybe
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Dining out alone preference:
  • I’m getting this to eat at home, alone.
  • I’ll just sit at the bar.
  • I want a table.
  • I want a whole booth.
  • I wouldn’t dine out alone.
  • Something else?
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Choose your favorite Bart Simpson prank call names! [Choose up to 5]
  • I.P. Freely
  • Jacques Strappe
  • Al Coholic
  • Oliver Klosoff
  • Seymour Butz
  • Homer Sexual
  • Mike Rotch
  • Hugh Jass
  • Bea O’Problem
  • Amanda Hugginkiss
  • Ivana Tinkle
  • Anita Bath
  • Maya Buttreeks
  • Eura Snotball
  • Haywood U. Cuddleme
  • Ollie Tabooger
  • Ahmed Adoudi
  • Ima Wiener
  • Maya Normousbutt
  • Drew P. Wiener
  • Olaf Meifrend-Sergey
  • Yuri Nator
  • I.M.A. Wiener
  • Moe Ron
  • Lee Kee-bum
  • Milady Gwendolyn Potts
  • Tess T. Culls
  • Anita Manbow
  • Ivana Likyu
  • Pierre Pants
  • Ima Buttface
  • Estee Dionne Malip
  • I’m A Stupid Moron With An Ugly Face And A Big Butt And My Butt Smells And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt
  • [At least one which was not listed]
  • None of the Above
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How many wild birds in your area can you identify solely by their chirps, screeches, whistles and so forth?

  • None.
  • Maybe 1 or 2.
  • A few, but probably 10 or less.
  • 10 to 15.
  • More than 15
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The holiday that’s coming up tomorrow (in the US, I don’t know if it’s the same day in other countries) is properly spelled:

  • Mothers Day
  • Mother’s Day
  • Mothers’ Day
  • Something else
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Which statements describe your listening habits regarding musical theatre recordings?
  • I listen to entire albums
  • I listen to individual songs
  • I don’t listen to any musical theatre recordings
  • I prefer recordings of live performances
  • I prefer studio recordings
  • I prefer recordings by the original cast
  • I listen to recordings of shows before I see them in person
  • I listen to recordings of shows after I’ve seen them in person
  • I listen to recordings of shows that I will probably never see in person
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Here’s a list of some of the best-selling cast recordings. Which of these albums have you heard in their entirety?
  • A Chorus Line (original Broadway cast, 1977)
  • Cats (original Broadway cast, 1983)
  • Chicago (1996 Broadway Revival cast, 1997)
  • Evita (original Broadway cast, 1979)
  • Fiddler on the Roof (original Broadway cast, 1964)
  • Hair (original Broadway cast, 1968)
  • Hamilton (original Broadway cast, 2015)
  • Jersey Boys (original Broadway cast, 2005)
  • Jesus Christ Superstar (original concept album, 1970)
  • Les Misérables (original Broadway cast, 1987)
  • Mamma Mia! (original London cast, 2000)
  • Miss Saigon (original London cast, 1990)
  • My Fair Lady (original London cast, 1959)
  • Rent (original Broadway cast, 1996)
  • The Book of Mormon (original Broadway cast, 2011)
  • The Lion King (original Broadway cast, 1997)
  • The Music Man (original Broadway cast, 1962)
  • The Phantom of the Opera or Highlights from the Phantom of the Opera (original London cast, 1987/1988)
  • West Side Story (original Broadway cast, 1957)
  • Wicked (original Broadway cast, 2003)
  • none of the above
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