Does your family talk (or, argue) politics at Thanksgiving?
- Yes
- No
- We don’t do Thanksgiving, or, other answer
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What are your favourite Monty Python songs?
- Accountancy Shanty
- All Things Dull and Ugly
- Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
- Brian Song
- Bruces’ Philosophers Song (Bruces’ Song)
- Christmas in Heaven
- Decomposing Composers
- Eric the Half-a-Bee
- Every Sperm is Sacred
- Finland
- Galaxy Song
- Hennry Kissinger
- I Like Chinese
- I’m So Worried
- I’ve Got Two Legs
- Knights of the Round Table
- Medical Love Song
- Money Song
- Never Be Rude to an Arab
- Oliver Cromwell
- Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)
- Sit on My Face
- Spam Song
- The Lumberjack Song
- The Meaning of Life
- some other song not listed here
- I don’t know/like any Monty Python songs
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Do you have spiders living in your rear view mirrors?
- Yes
- No
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Do you believe that your smart phone listens to what you are saying, then pushes relevant commercials to your TV, phone or other internet connected devices?
- Yes
- No
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How many posts have you made here on the SDMB?
- Over 50,000
- 40K-50K
- 30K-40K
- 20K-30K
- 10K-20K
- 6K-10K
- 3K-6K
- 2K-3K
- 1K-2K
- 500-1K
- 250-499
- 100-249
- 50-99
- 10-49
- 1-9
- Zero
- NOTA
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[If you did hit the exact number for the K ones just choose the bigger one]
Flat-bottomed steering wheels
- I love them.
- I could take or leave them.
- I’m not a fan.
- No opinion.
- I don’t know what that is.
- Something else?
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You’re somehow obliged to serve as a foster parent to one of the following ill-mannered brats for the next few years. Who do you pick?
- Anthony Fremont (“It’s a Good Life” and its Twilight Zone adaptations)
- Augustus Gloop (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and its film adaptations)
- Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter series)
- Dudley Dursley (Harry Potter series)
- Eric Cartman (South Park)
- Joffrey Baratheon (A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones)
- Junior Healy (Problem Child series)
- Mike Teavee (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and its film adaptations)
- Robert Arryn (A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones)
- The Bubble Boy (Seinfeld)
- Veruca Salt (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and its film adaptations)
- Violet Beauregarde (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and its film adaptations)
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How often, if at all, do you use a voice assistant (like Siri or Alexa)
- frequently
- sometimes
- once in a while
- never
- I don’t think I’ve left out any possibilities, but just in case: other
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Will Donald Trump be inaugurated President of the United States in January of 2029?
- Yes
- No
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I want to make a tart, citrusy pie for Memorial Day. Which of these should I make?
- Key lime
- Atlantic Beach
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If you don’t feel like clicking the link, an Atlantic Beach pie is a lemon pie with a cracker crust, but otherwise pretty similar to a key lime pie.
For this upcoming Friday, 5/22, my boss and department team want me to present a 10-20 minute PowerPoint presentation on “any topic you are interested in and passionate about. It is permitted to be somewhat controversial, within reason.” We do this as our regular weekly fun activity, taking turns with one employee being the designated presenter on a Friday. What should I choose?
- Lesser-known aspects and facts about the 9/11 attacks
- The war in Ukraine
- The plight of wrongfully-convicted inmates in U.S. prisons
- The mysterious disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
- Toxic black mold and its effects on the human body and the treatment to overcome it
- Apollo 13
- Some other topic
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You are dead and have gone to Hades. It is pretty boring. You cannot talk or move or see or sleep. All you can do is hear the constant self pitying/regretful wailing and gnashing of teeth of your fellow damned, as well as occasional mad laughter. You could really use a distraction.
On your 1st year anniversary of being dead, you are allowed to choose 1 living entity on Earth to observe until they die. Who do you choose?
- A relative.
- A friend.
- An acquaintance.
- A specific famous person.
- A random famous person.
- A non-famous person that you know of.
- A random person with a specific vocation or hobby.
- A random person.
- A random billionaire.
- A pet of yours that you left behind.
- A specific animal that you were familiar with, such as a squirrel that you used to watch.
- A plant that you used to be familiar with.
- A random animal from a specific species.
- A random plant from a specific species.
- Some other random living being from a specific species.
- I would ask for a completely random pick.
- A random person who is addicted to streaming movies and TV shows.
- I would decline the offer based on principle.
- I would decline the offer but not due to principles.
- You forgot blah, blah, blah! In addition- my answer is too interesting to be easily classified. Therefore, I hereby vote Other!
- I don’t know myself well enough to answer!
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