Polls only: No discussion

You are traveling by plane. The flight attendant comes around and asks what you would like to drink. Which of these beverages are you likely to request? (multiple choice, public poll)

  • Apple juice
  • Beer
  • Coffee
  • Cranberry juice
  • Mixed alcoholic drink
  • Orange juice
  • Plain (non-sparkling) water
  • Soda
  • Sparkling water
  • Straight alcoholic drink
  • Tea
  • Tomato juice
  • Other
  • Nothing for me, thanks
  • I don’t fly
0 voters

A mischievous genie magically replaces your usual automobile with its foreign-market version, where the steering wheel is on the opposite side. So if you had a left-hand drive vehicle, it’s now a right-hand drive vehicle, and vice versa. (If you didn’t have an automobile in the first place, well, now you do.)

Which three of these do you consider to be the biggest disadvantages to this new situation?

  • Using drive-through windows, ticket dispensers, and toll booths will be harder.
  • Sourcing spare parts for repairs will be harder or more expensive.
  • Front passengers must (dis)embark on the street side, which is less convenient and safe for them.
  • Overtaking is riskier, since you’re farther from the centreline and can’t see around vehicles ahead of you.
  • There may be poorer sight lines at intersections, where pillars or other obstructions have been placed with the assumption that the driver is on the usual side.
  • It will be hard to refamiliarize yourself with positions of the driver controls whenever you switch between driving your vehicle and others.
  • Insurance and/or registration could be more expensive or harder to obtain.
  • If you ever sell the car, it may have a lower resale value and a smaller buyer pool.
  • Other people who normally drive your car may now balk at driving it.
  • It will confuse pedestrians and other drivers, who will be expecting to make eye contact with you on the usual side.
0 voters

Another language poll. English is changing. Without stating that either is right or wrong, which usage sounds more normal and natural to contemporary you?

  • the battleship sank
  • the battleship sunk
0 voters

While we’re here, which of the following paradigms have all three forms for you? (In other words, if you generally prefer “the ship sunk,” DO NOT vote “sink sank sunk.”) I’ve thrown in a couple of truly archaic ones, and voted for them, because I like them, but I don’t expect normal people to vote for them.

  • begin, began, begun
  • drink, drank, drunk
  • ring, rang, rung
  • sing, sang, sung
  • sink, sank, sunk
  • spin, span, spun
  • spring, sprang, sprung
  • sting, stang, stung
  • stink, stank, stunk
  • swim, swam, swum
0 voters

Would you like a set of tainfins?

  • Yes
  • No
  • I can take them or neave them
  • How else is my tain going to swim?
0 voters

POLL IS PUBLIC!

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/MediaNotes/MohsScaleOfRockAndMetalHardness

The tl;dr: scale goes from 1 to 11, and attempts to delineate how soft or hard a given piece of music is.

Please read the descriptions of each level, then choose where your average “hardness” lies:

What is the average level of hardness in the music that you regularly listen to?
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
  • 9
  • 10
  • 11
  • None of the above (don’t buy the scale, my stuff is so weird it is off either end, don’t listen to music, can’t come up with a workable answer, just wanted to vote, etc. etc. etc.)
0 voters

The news had a segment on people from other countries visiting the United States for the World Cup and trying ranch dressing for the first time. They reported that 75% liked or loved it. Many visitors are taking bottles of ranch home with them in their luggage. This leads me to ask: Do you like ranch dressing?

  • I am from the United States and I like ranch.
  • I am from the United States and I don’t like ranch.
  • I am from the United States and I’ve never tried ranch.
  • I am not from the United States and I like ranch.
  • I am not from the United States and I don’t like ranch.
  • I am not from the United States and I’ve never tried ranch.
  • something else
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Do you put salt on watermelon?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Sometimes
  • I don’t eat watermelon
  • Salt on watermelon? What kind of twisted perverted life would lead a person to do such a thing?
  • Something else
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You are the driver of a car stopped at a red light. What are you doing? (Mark all that apply).

  • Playing on my phone
  • Personal grooming (shaving, putting on makeup, picking my nose, etc.)
  • Grooving /singing to the radio.
  • Watching birds, admiring the landscape, etc.
  • Conversing with other car occupants.
  • Lost in thought/zoning out
  • Napping
  • Certainly not worrying about whether the light has turned green; eventually the people behind me will alert me to this fact, and I’ll be able to make the green light, even if the people behind me don’t.
  • Watching traffic and the stoplight, so that I can go when the light turns green.
  • Other
0 voters

Do you enjoy attending fireworks shows? Public poll.

  • Love them
  • Like them
  • Can take them or leave them
  • Dislike them
  • Hate them
  • Other
0 voters

Do any of your weather apps give you regular tsunami warnings?

  • Yes, and they freak me out
  • Yes, but I am nowhere near an ocean, so they don’t freak me out
  • Yes, but they are clearly marked TEST, so they don’t freak me out.
  • No
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Spinoff of my GD thread on atheism:

You meet a person who is generally the type of person you like to interact with. You start to get to know them, and you find them interesting, intelligent, and likable. Then you find out from a third party that they believe in something not currently supported by science (religion, spirituality, FTL travel, ghosts, mole men, whatever) but NOT what it is (or are) or to what extent. How does this affect your opinion of this person?

  • Worsens it a lot
  • Worsens it
  • Worsens it a little
  • Improves it a lot
  • Improves it
  • Improves it a little
  • No effect until I know more about the details
  • No effect under any circumstance
0 voters
Best feature film in which Tom Hanks’s character survives a plane crash?
  • Cast Away
  • Sully
0 voters
Ah, but does the controlled emergency ditching of an airliner, as attempted in Sully, really count as a plane crash?
  • yes
  • no
  • only if it results in significant damage or casualties
0 voters
Best feature film in which Harrison Ford’s character survives a plane crash?
  • Six Days, Seven Nights
  • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
  • Air Force One
0 voters
Ah, but does it really count as surviving a crash if, as in Temple of Doom and Air Force One, you escape from the plane shortly before it hits the ground?
  • yes
  • no
0 voters
Best sitcom featuring aliens coming to grips with life on Earth?
  • 3rd Rock From the Sun
  • ALF
  • Mork & Mindy
  • My Favorite Martian
  • The Neighbors
0 voters

Do you immediately rip off the tether from 2L bottle caps?

  • Yes
  • No
  • I don’t use 2L bottles or my bottles don’t get tethered here or I don’t want to answer for some other reason.
0 voters

Have you ever died in a dream?

  • Yes, and the dream continued after I died.
  • Yes, but I woke up immediately when I died.
  • No, I’ve never died in a dream.
  • No, but I’ve come very close to dying in a dream.
  • Sort of / Other
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Have you ever killed someone in a dream?

  • Yes, and the dream continued after I killed them.
  • Yes, but I woke up immediately when I killed them.
  • No, I’ve never killed someone in a dream.
  • I tried to kill someone but failed.
  • I have killed many someones in a dream / dreams.
  • Sort of / Other
0 voters

You have won three separate 7-day all-expenses paid vacations to any of the cities listed below. You may travel any time within the next three years, one one-week trip each year. You may take one other person with you. You cannot double or triple-up on any city. You are free to travel outside of the city during your vacation, but you must return and stay every night within your chosen city. Select up to three cities (or fewer), or “none of the above”. Public poll.

  • Anaheim, California
  • Atlanta, Georgia
  • Austin, Texas
  • Baltimore, Maryland
  • Boston, Massachusetts
  • Buffalo, New York
  • Charlotte, North Carolina
  • Chicago, Illinois
  • Dallas, Texas
  • Denver, Colorado
  • Detroit, Michigan
  • Flagstaff, Arizona
  • Fort Lauderdale, Florida
  • Fort Myers, Florida
  • Honolulu, Hawaii
  • Houston, Texas
  • Jacksonville, Florida
  • Las Vegas, Nevada
  • Los Angeles, California
  • Melbourne, Florida
  • Memphis, Tennessee
  • Miami, Florida
  • Minneapolis, Minnesota
  • Naples, Florida
  • Nashville, Tennessee
  • New Orleans, Louisiana
  • New York, New York
  • Newark, New Jersey
  • Norfolk, Virginia
  • Oakland, California
  • Orlando, Florida
  • Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  • Phoenix, Arizona
  • Portland, Oregon
  • Providence, Rhode Island
  • Riverside, California
  • Sacramento, California
  • Salinas, California
  • Salt Lake City, Utah
  • San Antonio, Texas
  • San Diego, California
  • San Francisco, California
  • San Jose, California
  • San Luis Obispo, California
  • Santa Barbara, California
  • Sarasota, Florida
  • Seattle, Washington
  • Tampa, Florida
  • West Palm Beach, Florida
  • None of the above
0 voters

You buy new socks and underwear. Do you launder them before you first wear them?

  • Yes
  • No
0 voters

You buy some used clothes from a reputable thrift store. They state that all of the clothing was thoroughly cleaned before being put out for sale. Do you wash the clothing anyway?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Depends on what article of clothing it is.
  • I would never buy used clothing.
0 voters

Option A: The world as we know it, pregnancy and infant and toddler stage

Option B: A world where there is no pregnancy, and instead you simply “spawn” kids at will, but with a 9-month notice period - you get to have your kids appear at whatever point of development you want. You can skip the baby stage and just have your kids be 4-year olds or 9-year olds at the very outset, capable of speaking or walking as they would normally.

You do not get to choose anything else about your kid, though (their gender, appearance, disability, personality, etc. is just as unpredictable as real life.)

  • The normal world as we know it
  • The world where you get to skip pregnancy, infancy, and bypass to whatever age you want your kids to be
0 voters