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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
723

Why is Mean_Mr.Mustard so mean?

  • He asks how many Supreme Court justices we can name but limits the number to 9, if he meant “current” he should have said so
  • He puts an underscore after Mean but nothing at all between Mr. and Mustard
  • He won’t share his Grey Poupon even if you ask politely
  • He’s just an old coot who yells at kids
  • He once shot a guy who looked at him funny
  • He calls himself mean but he’s really just an old softie at heart
  • He laughed when Old Yeller died

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724

You left out “He sleeps in the park” and “He shaves in the dark, trying to save paper.”

725

susan, WildaBeast, and BippityBoppityBoo…

  • Do not understand the thread title
  • Understand the thread title but are rebels
  • Do not realize that the poll creator learned that polls are limited to 20 responses and it broke his heart to sacrifice “hip” and that “other” includes “none”.
  • Probably both like ice cream on their pie
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726

The endless dripping of my bathtub faucet shall drive me insane.

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727

I’m gonna go with the ninth “drip.”

Oops, no, the tenth. Sorry.

728

susan, WildaBeast, and BippityBoppityBoo, and now Elendil_s_Heir are:

  • Rebels just for kicks now.
  • Rebels without a cause.
  • Rebels without a clue.

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729

My parents were friends with a couple from New Orleans when I was a kid (we were in Los Angeles). The dad taught me how to say New Orleans, and I’ve never forgotten.

730
What part of “No discussion” don’t you understand ?
  • No
  • Discussion
  • Other

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731
  • I don’t actually care that much if people add the odd comment here or there
  • The rule about “no comments” must be strictly observed, upon pain of pain
  • I honestly forgot about the “no comment” thing. Are we still doing that?
  • The people who make polls about people who make comments should be flogged
  • The people who makes polls about people who make comments are heroes and the last bastion against complete anarchy
  • We need more polls about comments
  • We need more comments about polls
  • We need more polls and comments about pie
  • We need more pie
  • What about funny cat pictures? Do they count as comments? I think we should be allowed to post funny cat pictures
  • We need a poll about whether we should be allowed to post funny cat pictures.
  • NO FUNNY CAT PICTURES. POLLS ONLY
  • Wait - isn’t this already a poll about funny cat pictures?
  • Something something bacon
  • Oh dear - Gyrate appears to have gone mad.
  • Mad, is he? Would a madman post a poll as ingenious as THIS? MUAHAHAHAHA
  • Mmm…pie…

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732

What kind of pie is Gyrate talking about?

  • Yummy double crust fruit pie.
  • Pork pie with concrete pastry filled with yucky gelatin.

0 voters

733

Prosperity vs danger

  • Wealthy, affluent life with easy job, but face some significant danger at all times
  • Tough, much harder-work life with less money, but no danger at all

0 voters

734

OK, here’s my idea for a new TV show. The alter ego of Dr. Jekyll and an Indian holy man team up to solve mysteries and fight crime. I call it, “Hyde and Sikh” what do you think?

  • Sighs and rolls eyes.
  • Why didn’t I think of that?
  • Hi Opal.

0 voters

735

Do you know any major secrets about someone else that you will take to your grave?

  • yes
  • no
  • That depends on how much you’re willing to pay.

0 voters

736

Do you personally know any Ukrainians currently living in Ukraine?

  • Yes
  • No

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Are you worried about them?

  • Yes, very
  • Yes, somewhat
  • Don’t know
  • Not really
  • No, they’ll be OK.
  • I don’t know any Ukrainians living in Ukraine.

0 voters

Do you know of a way to get money/supplies to Ukrainians under siege?

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

737

Do you like to sneeze?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Meh

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738

When you read an obit, do you want to know the cause of death?

  • Yes, as long as it’s not TOO detailed
  • Don’t care one way or the other
  • No, it’s ghoulish; it’s enough to know someone died

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739

Someone is on their deathbed, and leaves official-sounding last words (a dignified statement,) but then mumbles something else in their last moments. What do you record as their last words?

  • The official, dignified words
  • The actual words or gurgling noises

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740

Your preferred headphone design:

Over-the-ear, closed back:

Over-the-ear, open back:

On-ear (smaller cups that rest directly on your ears):

In-ear, hard-shelled “Apple” style:

In-ear, soft rubber bulb:

In-ear “sport” (the kind with a hook that goes over your ears):

  • Over-the-ear, closed back
  • Over-the-ear, open back
  • On-ear
  • In-ear, hard-shelled Apple style
  • In-ear “bulb”
  • In-ear “sport”
  • I use different types for different purposes
  • I don’t have a preferred type

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741

Han shot first.

  • Well, duh, obviously
  • Of course
  • Of course, and Lucas was an idiot to ever change that scene
  • Damn right he did!
  • No, I’m cool with Lucas making a change to have Greedo shoot first - it’s his movie, after all

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742

Are you still mad about the Colts leaving Baltimore in the middle of the night?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Never was mad
  • They did what now?

0 voters