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Follow up to headphone design poll:

  • Do you have problems finding ear buds to fit?
  • Nah, I can use any standard ear buds.

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Does it even make sense for @Mean_Mr.Mustard’s pain poll to have a “none” option?

  • No. He said “most recent” pain, however long ago it may have been. Therefore selecting “none” would mean you have literally never experienced pain in your life, which seems very unlikely.
  • Sure. If you can’t remember the last time you experienced pain, that should count as “none”
  • Other, because all polls should have an “other” option.

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Did your doctor tell you that earbuds are insanely bad for your hearing?

  • No.
  • Yes.
  • WHAT?!?!

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When you approach a yellow light, what do you usually do?

  • accelerate to try to beat it
  • slow down and stop

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What happened to D.B. Cooper?

  • He didn’t survive the jump
  • He ended up in the water and drowned
  • He survived the jump but died shortly afterward from injuries and/or exposure
  • He survived and made it back to civilization

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Rarebit.

Is Lauren Boebert a two-face? Going to Seinfeld…

GEORGE: So, attractive one day - not attractive the next?
JERRY: Have you come across this?
GEORGE: Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome – she’s a two-face.
JERRY: (Relating) Like the Batman villain?
GEORGE: (Annoyed) If that helps you…
JERRY: So, if I ask her out again - I don’t know who’s showing up: The good, the bad, or the ugly.

Lauren is…

  • A two-face
  • Not a two-face
  • Bacon

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https://www.google.com/search?q=Lauren+Boebert&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS798US798&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwikz9CksKv2AhXSl2oFHYHxCUwQ_AUoAnoECAIQBA&biw=1366&bih=657&dpr=1

  • That was sexist as hell
  • Bacon

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You just won a million dollars

  • You retire immediately
  • You don’t because it’s not enough to retire
  • You don’t because you want to have fun /pay debts and then it’s not enough to retire
  • Your life was a care-nothing big party, now it’s a bigger one, woot! Why retire?
  • I’m retired, now I can party retired!
  • I’m retired, I leave the money to my heirs

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Million pieces of bacon

  • nm
  • never mind

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I hate being asked to make choices.

  • I think I love you.

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  • What are you so afraid of?
  • You’re afraid that you’re not sure of a love there is no cure for.
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  • I understood that reference.
  • I don’t get it.

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Is this thread starting to go off the rails?

  • Yes
  • Very Much So
  • Bacon

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How many emails are in your Deleted Emails/Trash folder?

  • 0
  • 1 - 100
  • 101 - 1000
  • 1001 - 10000
  • 10000

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Your favorite 1970s “family” pop band:

  • The Osmonds
  • The Jackson 5
  • The DeFranco Family
  • The Cowsills
  • The Partridge Family (yes, I know, not really a family, but the reference to “I Think I Love You” inspired this question)
  • Another amazing band that you forgot about, @kenobi_65

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How many emails should probably have gone into your deleted/trash folder, but are still in one or another of your inboxes because you haven’t gotten around to clearing them out?

  • 0
  • 1-100
  • 100 - 1000
  • 1000 - 10000
  • More than 10000
  • Other

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Need to lead group discussion on Zoom tonight with a 5-minute discussion question, as usual. Is it good to ask, “Do you know your blood type, and which types you are compatible with?”

  • yes, good question
  • errrrr, no

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The most important of all the things Rick Astley is never gonna do.

  • give you up
  • let you down
  • run around
  • desert you
  • make you cry
  • say goodbye
  • tell a lie
  • hurt you

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