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You must have 10 kids and they must all be the same gender. Which do you choose?

  • 10 daughters
  • 10 sons

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Is @SuntanLotion now bacon?

  • Yes
  • Not quite yet
  • Never gonna happen
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Do the kids in your Zoom sessions fail all the discussion questions and therefore demand to have questions based on Pokemon, because they know they will do better on those than the adults?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Other

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Considering that most people’s life expectancy is in the 70s, should “midlife crisis” be taken to mean your mid-30s?

  • yes
  • no

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I can name every U.S. president, in order.

  • Yes, for certain
  • Probably
  • Maybe
  • Probably not
  • Absolutely not

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What is the effect, in your opinion, of answering a poll without being able to discuss it? Choose up to four.

  • It’s frustrating because I want to explain why I chose as I did.
  • It’s fine because the votes tell which opinions are most common.
  • Bacon
  • Pie
  • Quiche Lorraine with extra bacon
  • None of the above

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Should there be a separate Polls, Discussion Encouraged thread?

  • No, folks should feel free to post discussion in this thread despite the OP’s wishes
  • No, but we should start a new thread but add a “please” to the no discussion request in the title
  • Yes
  • Other (please do not explain) :slight_smile:

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I can name Donald Trump in order
  • Yes
  • No
  • Other

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It’s 2024, the 400m, 800m and 1500m women’s golds have all been won by the same AMAB athlete, who has done the absolute minimum transitioning required by the IOC. In all three events the silver medalist was quite a way back.

Your thoughts are closer to:

  • Congratulations, that’s a spectacular achievement by her.
  • This shows that IOC standards are not stringent enough.

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The ideal thing, I think, is to keep the poll in here but not clog it up with discussion. So we could link to something in a different thread. If we link both ways, a person here might take the poll, then go over there for discussion, but if they stumble on the discussion there, they can jump over here and participate in the poll.

Discuss in this thread.

The ideal age for retirement…

  • As young as you can afford it
  • 50-54
  • 55-59
  • 60-64
  • 65-69
  • 70-74
  • 75-79
  • 80+
  • They can carry my lifeless body out of the workplace when the time comes

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How many dogs and/or cats would you consider “too many,” in general?

Assume an average, middle class suburban American home.
  • One
  • Two
  • Three
  • Four
  • Five
  • Six
  • Seven
  • Eight
  • Nine
  • Ten
  • Eleven
  • Twelve
  • More than twelve
  • One more than as many as can be responsibly cared for

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This poll is really for cat owners.

My primary bathroom has a tub/shower combo with an opaque curtain. On the opposite wall from the tub is the lavatory. It rather often happens that when I turn off the water and push the curtain aside one of my cats is sitting on the lavatory. Waiting to catch whatever comes out I presume.

Question: does one or more of your cats do this?

  • no
  • yes
  • I have dog(s), they do this too!

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I know I’m violating the rules. In CardboardBoxx’s poll, what does AMAB mean? Make a new poll CardboardBoxx.

“Assigned Male at Birth.”

If you wanted to learn the meaning of an acronym in a “polls only: no discussion” thread, you would:

  • Ask the meaning in the thread in discussion mode
  • Spend three seconds Googling the acronym

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Did @Elendil_s_Heir blatantly copy my Rick Astley poll from post #28?

  • Clearly yes - the full weight of the law should be brought to bear upon this heinous crime
  • Definitely not - It’s a case of great minds thinking alike
  • Eh - it was over three months ago. Who can remember that far back?

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I personally (like in person face to face) know one or more people who believe Qanon conspiracies.

  • I know one
  • I know more than one
  • I know someone with kooky ideas but I don’t know what Qanon says so I’m not sure
  • What is Qanon?
  • I know someone and that person is me
  • I “know” more than one but only from online interaction not IRL

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Your favorite character on The Gilded Age?

  • The railway baron
  • The railway baron’s socially-ambitious wife
  • The snooty society widow
  • The snooty society widow’s ditzy younger sister
  • The young orphaned blonde girl
  • The African American aspiring journalist
  • The handsome lawyer
  • The railway baron’s son
  • The railway baron’s daughter
  • I don’t watch “The Gilded Age”
  • The snooty society widow’s gay son
  • The railway baron’s wife’s sneaky lady’s maid
  • The railway baron’s butler
  • The snooty widow’s butler
  • Clara Barton
  • Another character
  • Sorry, I don’t watch the show

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Did you misread one of the choices in The Gilded Age poll as “The railway bacon”?

  • Yep
  • No, it was just you

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When my cat snuggles up against me at night it’s because (choose all that apply):

  • The kitty loves me
  • He’s trying to keep warm
  • He’s trying to push me off the bed so he can have it all to himself
  • Cats have their own weird motivations that are unknown to humans
  • Other reason

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