Dope parents, are your kids more like you or your spouse? (appearance and/or personality)
- My kids are more similar to me
- My kids are more similar to their other biological parent
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I have set foot on:
- North America (including Central America and the Caribbean)
- South America
- Europe
- Asia (including the Indian subcontinent and the Middle East)
- Oceania (Australia, New Zealand, Micronesia, Melanesia, Polynesia)
- Antarctica
- Someplace on Earth so remote it’s not part of any of the above regions. Ships, oil rigs, and such don’t count – land only. E.g. some Pacific atoll.
- Another planet
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Have you set foot on the continent of Africa and/or associated islands?
- Yes, and I may or may not have blessed the rains while I was there
- No, but I am still looking askance at WildaBeast for the omission
- Do they have pie in Africa?
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Why did I omit Africa from my poll, even though I have set foot on the continent of Africa?
- I’m sleep deprived due to that damn daylight saving time switch
- Africa doesn’t exist
- I need more coffee
- I need pie
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I would like to know how many times you have been divorced vs how many times you have regretted that divorce. Suppose you’re on your third marriage and therefore divorced twice. Maybe you regret those 2/3, so 67%. Heck, maybe you regret 1/3 so 33%.
I’m getting at: did you divorce and later wish you hadn’t? So a high percentage would be like “Damn! What was I thinking?” or “How did I let that one get away?” A low percentage is like “Good riddance!”
I have regretted…
- 75-100 percent
- 50-74%
- 25-49%
- 0-24%
- I have never been married
- I have never been divorced
- bacon
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In your opinion is Steven Van Zandt is a better musician, or actor?
- Musician
- Actor
- He’s a talented man; they’re about equal
- He’s a musician?
- He’s an actor?
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- Betty
- Veronica
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Do you call the grass between the sidewalk and the road:
- Treelawn
- Devil’s strip
- Verge
- Other
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Jury duty!
- I welcome it as a chance to fulfill my civic duty
- Never done and never want to
- I’ve done it before and will do it again, if I absolutely must
- I think it would be kinda cool and would like to do it
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The five flavors of an assorted Lifesavers roll are: cherry, lime, lemon, pineapple, and orange. I was trying to set it up so you could vote how well you liked each one, but I haven’t cracked how to do that. So instead, which are your top two (in order)?
- cherry, lime
- lime, cherry
- cherry, orange
- orange, cherry
- cherry, lemon
- lemon, cherry
- cherry, pineapple
- pineapple, cherry
- lime, orange
- orange, lime
- lime, lemon
- lemon, lime
- lime, pineapple
- pineapple, lime
- lemon, pineapple
- pineapple, lemon
- lemon, orange
- orange, lemon
- pineapple, orange
- orange, pineapple
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- Throw your hands up in the air. Wave 'em around like you just don’t care.
- Put your hands in the air, like you don’t care.
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Do you feel weird “liking” or responding to a post or comment from a friend of a friend on Facebook that is a stranger to you, but your real friend is tagged in?
- Nope. Isn’t that what Facebook is for?
- No, I don’t, but I understand why someone might feel uncomfortable with that.
- Yes, I feel a little weird about that, but I still do it.
- Yes, and that prevents me from doing it.
- I’m not on Facebook.
- I’m not on Facebook, and this is kind of stuff is why.
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Say Putin is overthrown by coup d’etat tomorrow morning. The junta of Russian generals and officers who seize power and replace him now offer the western world and Ukraine the following terms of peace:
Russia withdraws all forces from all of Ukraine except Donetsk, Luhansk and Crimea, no war reparations are to be paid, no war-crimes trials to be had, all sanctions are to be lifted, property nationalized by Russia (such as airliners) will be returned to foreign companies, Ukraine can join NATO.
Accept or reject?
- accept
- reject
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What did or will you do today to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day? Multiple selections allowed.
- Drink green beer
- Drink Guiness
- Drink Irish Whiskey
- Attend a parade
- Eat corned beef & cabbage
- Eat other Irish food (I know corned beef is not Irish)
- Wear green
- Wish someone a happy St. Patrick’s Day in person
- Wish someone a happy St. Patrick’s Day some other way
- Listen to Irish music
- Do a jig
- Absolutely nothing
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I need a “Make my dog wear green” option.
Why is bacon not an option?!
Irish bacon, not streaky.
If it wasn’t a violation of the “no comment” rule I’d mention that I had Irish oatmeal for breakfast this morning.
Pet owners only…
- I shouldn’t love my pet(s) as much as I do…but I do.
- I love my pet(s), but within reason.
- I care a lot about my pet(s), but I don’t think it’s “love” exactly
- I have pet(s) because of my spouse and/or kids, but I’m “whatever” feelings-wise
- When this pet passes, I’ll have few regrets and I won’t get another one
- Bacon (sorry if your pet is a pig)
- Other
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Most people who reject Christianity, do so because of…
- Things pertaining to God (ie, little evidence for His existence)
- Things pertaining to Christians (i.e., their bad behavior or hypocrisy)
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