If you opted to send “Other” to Niue permanently, did you have a particular politician in mind?
- No
- Duh
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Prefer to read:
- White text on black
- Black text on white
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If you opted to send “Other” to Niue permanently, did you have yourself in mind?
- Yes, I’d love to walk away and live there for the rest of my life
- No, that’s not what I was thinking
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The following patented plant names from a 2022 mail order nursery catalog are so hyper-nauseatingly precious as to induce vomiting:
- Hydrangea Tuff Stuff Ah Ha
- Hosta Wiggles & Squiggles
- Hydrangea Wee Bit Giddy
- Echinacea Pixie Meadowbrite
- Dianthus Cute as a Button
- Coreopsis Li’l Bang Red Elf
- Allium Summer Peek-a-Boo
- Hydrangea Let’s Dance Can Do
- Ilex Berry Poppins
- Monarda Pardon My Cerise
- Rudbeckia SmileyZ Giggling
- Vitex Blue Diddley
- Azalea Perfecto Mundo Double Purple
- Clethra Sugartina Crystalina
- I love all these names because they’re SO cute!
- Who grows plants when you can just pick up flowers at the supermarket?
- Thanks for fabulous ideas for naming my next dog/cat
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Movie runtimes should be given on DVD cases, on IMDB and in studio publicity as
- Minutes only
- Hours AND minutes, for crissakes, like normal people discuss time (whoever says, “I’m going down to the gym for 137 minutes”?)
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Listening to a very loud woman spout right-wing conspiracy theories non-stop for 8 hours is:
- Excruciatingly painful
- Lots of fun, because I would troll her.
- Very educational.
- Very “educational”.
- Torture. Please just end my life now.
- Lively, interesting, and exciting!
- Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!
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Does it bother you when the poll buttons are square like it’s multiple choice, but it’s not?
- Yes
- No
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Follow up to the air guitar poll from way back on Nov. 15. My air bass is:
- Electric
- Upright
- Washtub
- Depends on the music
- Fish
- Other
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I knew of the existence of Niue before reading the Niue poll.
- Yes
- No
- Niue poll ?!? The what now?!?
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I’d bet that Mean Mr. Mustard hadn’t heard of Niue either, he just fired up the Google Machine to search for a remote island.
- Yes
- No
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Have you ever actually paid attention to the lyrics of the Blues Traveler song “Hook”?
- No. Why?
- Yes. Ha-ha!
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Suppose that physics worked a little bit differently and carbon emissions had the effect of cooling the planet (2-3 degrees Celsius cooler than the norm) rather than heating it 2-3 degrees C beyond the norm. Would you consider that to be better than the current situation?
- Yes, I’d prefer global cooling
- No, the real-life global warming is still better
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It’s time to change the clocks, yet again.
You think we should:
- change the clocks 1 more time, then never again (daylight saving time forever)
- starting now never change the clocks again (standard time forever)
- keep changing the clocks twice a year
- why don’t we change clocks even more often to keep it interesting?
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- I don’t care whether we settle on standard time or daylight savings time. Just pick one, either one, and then stop changing it.
- Other.
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- I used to not care until I heard a sleep scientist say that standard time is better for people’s sleep patterns. Something about the earlier sunrise helps you wake up more easily.
- Hey, this is a transparent attempt to get around the “no discussion” rule!
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Back to the Blues Traveler “Hook” lyrics…
- I was familiar with the lyrics, and, yeah, ha ha
- I was familiar with the lyrics, and, whatever
- I was not familiar with the lyrics, and I looked them up, and, ha ha
- I was not familiar with the lyrics, and I looked them up, and, whatever
- I was not familiar with the lyrics, and I couldn’t be arsed to look them up
- I prefer Blue Swede’s “Hooked on a Feeling” lyrics (Ooga-Chaka, Ooga Ooga Ooga-Chaka…)
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Until you looked the lyrics up, what percentage of the words to “Hook” could you actually understand while listening to the song?
- Most of them
- About half
- Other than the chorus just a few words here and there
- Enunciate, you bastard!
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Theological dispute: What does the word “usury” mean to you?
- Charging predatorily high interest rates
- Charging any interest at all
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Has everybody heard about the bird?
- Yes, the bird is the word.
- No, I have not yet heard about the bird.
- I don’t get this reference.
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Which ads are you seeing as you scroll through a thread?
- Farmers’ market (local ad)
- IHOP
- Vintage ads (guy with hand on woman’s butt + some weird butcher thing?)
- DOT/CDL drug testing, physicals for truckers
- Luxury watches sale (local)
- Pet Health insurance
- Me Undies-Mickey and Friends (Disney)
- Vintage Pics-Mature Eyes only (busty women in sweaters with pointy profiles)
- I’ve seen most or all of these
- I have seen few if any of these
- Bacon
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