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The Oscars are March 27. Which movie will win Best Picture?

  • Belfast
  • CODA
  • Don’t Look Up
  • Drive My Car
  • Dune
  • King Richard
  • Licorice Pizza
  • Nightmare Alley
  • The Power of the Dog
  • West Side Story

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Do you get hundreds of texts/phone calls from dozens of phone numbers for Julia (sometimes Julia Tolliver) about the mortgage on her house at 36645 Sycamore street?

  • Yes!
  • No, the caller/texter names a different person, but uses the 36645 Sycamore address.
  • No, the caller/texter wants Julia, but at a different address on Sycamore St.
  • No, the caller/texter wants Julia, but on a different street.
  • No, but I get tons of mortgage spam for a different person at a different street.
  • No, I have successfully blocked this criminal spammer on every fake effing phone number they have!
  • No, for some reason, spammers just don’t want to talk to me about my mortgage or anyone else’s either!

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You’re in your 20s, fresh out of college, and get hired to a great job, that you enjoy, with a good employer, good pay, good benefits, low stress, at a good location. Do you work it for your whole 40-year career?

  • Yes, why not
  • No, I need change for variety’s sake

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When you see “SRO” the first think you think is:

[Spoiler space, to allow you to realize what you are thinking without seeing the prompts below.]

Hmm, the spoiler space isn’t working. Should I try to spoiler the poll, or keep typing drivel?

Looks like I don’t know how to do spoilers.

More drivel it is, then.

Have you decided what you are thinking?

OK:

  • Standing Room Only
  • Single Room Occupancy
  • Senior Ranking Officer
  • WTF??!?!

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If you were Putin, what would you do right now?

  • Re-enact the Hitler shouting scene from Downfall
  • go pet my dog, Blondie
  • go visit the front lines myself; surely the Ukrainians won’t harm me

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I am a Hindu Atheist but this poll does not let me select Hindu and Atheist. Perhaps, you can be more inclusive ?

Polls Only: No Discussion implies an exception for complaints about the polls

  • no, that defeats the whole purpose and will open a pandoras box
  • sure, since it’s a common problem with not enough “other” or “Hindu Atheists” options
  • Other

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If no discussion is allowed should you work around it by making a poll that is a workaround to the no discussion rule?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Other
  • Hindu/atheist

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Is looking at the jigsaw puzzle box “cheating”?
  • Yes. You should learn what the picture is by putting it together.
  • No. How else are you supposed to know what it should look like?
  • Only if it’s not an “all identical pieces”-type puzzle.
  • Only if it’s during a competition.
  • I’m okay with some limited box-image study.
  • It’s weird that people make up rules for this kind of thing.
  • Something else.

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Do you have any numeric passwords / PINs / lock combinations / etc that are derived from the letters on an old phone keypad, for instance 72779673 = “password”?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Hindu/Atheist

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If you were a Hindu/Atheist, how would you describe your faith in a custom-tailored SDMB poll?

  • Hindu/Atheist

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I have stood on (or at least stood on a marker that claims to be on):

  • Arctic Circle
  • Tropic of Cancer
  • Equator
  • Tropic of Capricorn
  • Antarctic Circle

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I have been at or on none of those points, alas.

  • True

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This is my first time posting in this thread! Your response below:

  • Yay! Good for you
  • Big whoop, give yourself a cookie
  • I couldn’t care less.
  • No, the term is “I could care less”
  • Shut up the both of you, they’re synonyms
  • You included an extraneous period in the third choice above

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In a zombie apocalypse, should the zombies be entitled to certain human rights?

  • yes
  • no

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I’ve stood on the:

  • Prime Meridian
  • International Date Line
  • None of the above

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Is it possible to “stand” on the International Date Line?

  • Yes, there is land at some point under the International Date Line
  • Yes: boat, paddleboard, etc.
  • No.
  • Hindu/Atheist

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Should every poll have a none/not applicable/other option?

  • Yes. I should get to vote in all the polls, even the ones that don’t apply to me.
  • No. If none of the options apply, just don’t vote. A bunch of other/none responses just skews the results.
  • Not applicable
  • Other
  • Hindu/Athiest

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I have at least once in my life put at least some part of my body into this/these of the Seven Seas (pick up to 10) (yes I said 10):

  • Atlantic
  • Pacific
  • Mediterranean
  • Indian
  • Caribbean
  • Southern
  • Arctic
  • I’m using a different list of Seven Seas
  • A sea not listed
  • Other

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