Where did the bacon polls go?
Where did the bacon polls go?
- To the BBQ Pit, because BBQ bacon is a thing
- We forgot about bacon
- We moved on from bacon
- @kenobi_65 ate all the bacon
- Shakespeare took credit for all the Bacon
- Hindu/Atheist
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I have stood near the shore and looked at these oceans, regardless of whether or not I put part of my body in the water:
- Atlantic
- Pacific
- Indian
- Arctic
- Southern
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If you’re on a beach in Adelaide, South Australia, what ocean are you looking at?
- Pacific
- Indian
- Southern
- Something else that isn’t an ocean
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I have stood:
- The test of time
- In the place that I live
- On a corner in Winslow, Arizona
- For nothing, what will I fall for?
- By my man
- By me
- And delivered
- So close to me
- Corrected
- Still
- Up
- United
- Alone
- Someone up
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We’re all adults here, so should I feel free to post this?
- I wish I had a pair as nice as those
- Nice to look at, but not to touch
- Inappropriate for this thread/board, you cad
- You’ve crossed the line there mister
- Please, won’t someone think of the children?
- We have a new History’s Greatest Monster
- Boobies, boobies, boobies! I just like saying it
- Hindu/Atheist
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Starship’s “We Built This City” (1985) is
- OK but 'way overplayed
- Practically a musical crime against humanity
- A fun, catchy song that I actually like. Don’t judge me!
- Soulless corporatized pop
- Proof of just how far Jefferson Airplane has fallen musically
- Appropriately loathed
- Makeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstop!
- Ought to be outlawed, frankly
- Meh
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I like my bacon:
- Thick cut
- Thin cut
- Applewood smoked
- Hardwood smoked
- Uncured/nitrate free
- Canadian
- Turkey
- Wrapped around a filet mignon
- Chicken-fried (That’s really a thing)
- Other
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In clicking “Other” in the bacon poll just now, what I wanted to say is that I like my bacon
- All the time
- At every possible opportunity
- For every single meal
- In every possible way
- With such incredible passion that human languages cannot adequately express it
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Which is a better survey question to ask a crowd?
- “If you could give 10 year old you 10 seconds of advice, what would it be?”
- If you could give 15 year old you 15 seconds of advice, what would it be?"
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Is Hindu/atheist the new Hi Opal?
- Yes
- No
- Hi Opal!
- Hindu/atheist
- Huh?
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How would you prefer to reform the US Supreme Court, specifically to deal with the current chaos created by lifetime appointments?
- 15 year term limits for justices
- 20 year term limits for justices
- Justices must retire by their 75th birthday
- I like people staying on until they die, actually, it’s more exciting that way
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Let us welcome @elfikin477 and the cats back from their hibernation!
- Things are better now than they were on Jan 10, just as I predicted.
- Things are the same now as they were on Jan 10, just as I predicted
- Things are worse now than they were on Jan 10, just as I predicted.
- Things are better than I predicted.
- Things are worse than I predicted.
- Other
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Have you ever found/asked/told yourself:
- Living in a shotgun shack.
- In another part of the world.
- Behind the wheel of a large automobile.
- In a beautiful house.
- With a beautiful wife.
- Well, how did I get here?
- How do I work this?
- Where is that large automobile?
- This is not my beautiful house.
- This is not my beautiful wife.
- What is that beautiful house?
- Where does that highway lead to?
- Am I right, am I wrong?
- My god, what have I done?
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“The man ate bacon at every meal…you can’t do that.”
- That’s right, you can’t.
- Oh yeah? Just watch me!
- I could…I choose not to, but it wouldn’t kill me.
- Hindu/Atheist
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“Your Welcome”
- That’s nice, expressing your gratitude.
- DIE DIE DIE, you illiterate moron!
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Did you know that corned beef is actually an Irish tradition, if you go back far enough, but that the Irish-Americans who came up with it probably didn’t know that?
- Yes, I watched that Tasting History episode.
- I knew it even without the video.
- Nope.
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In your opinion, which was the greater invention, computers or anesthesia? (my company had this debate-team-building-fun game 2 days ago and these were the two options that made it to the final round.)
- anesthesia
- computers
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Tomorrow you start a new career. You have been magically prepared and trained overnight. This will be your job until you reach retirement age. You get to choose your career, but the specifics of your situation are left to chance. Select one of the following.
- High school teacher
- Firefighter
- Police officer
- Registered Nurse
- Office cubicle worker
- Social worker
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You’re vacationing at a remote cabin with friends. Someone goes missing in the night. There is no phone or cell service.
- We’d better split up and investigate immediately!
- You guys go ahead. We’ll hold down the fort (to have sex!).
- I’m going upstairs by myself.
- I’ll go check the basement, alone.
- I’m going to take a shower for no apparent reason.
- “I’ll be right back.”
- We should read a random passage out of this book I just found, y’know, for funsies.
- Best to just stay in and wait until morning. But I’m going to sneak a midnight snack by myself!
- I’m a minority. I am SO out of here!
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An SDMB drinking poll. One drink is defined as a 12-ounce can of beer, a 5-ounce glass of wine or a drink containing 1.5 fluid ounces of distilled spirits.
- I don’t drink alcoholic beverages
- I’ll have a drink every once in a while
- I enjoy a drink about once a week
- I average about one drink a day
- I’ll have a few drinks per week
- I imbibe two or more drinks a day
- I get plastered at least once a week
- I drink more than what’s good for me, but it’s under control
- I drink to excess and it’s gotten out of hand
- I am or have been an alcoholic
- What’s it to you, bub?
- Here’s to you, bluenoses
- I felt so lowdown deep inside, I threw my drink across the lawn
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