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Which would you prefer?

  • a world in which everyone speaks the same language
  • a world in which there are multiple languages, but only a dozen or so
  • the current world in which there are 7,000 languages

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Do you have a microwave in your kitchen?

  • Yes
  • No
  • I don’t have a kitchen

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What do you think when you see the abbreviation “CRT”?

  • Cathode ray tube
  • Critical race theory
  • Something else

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Did you think that CRT was for Critical Roll Table?

  • Yes
  • No
  • I don’t play RPG

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Did you have to google RPG?

  • yes
  • no
  • no, I didn’t bother but I also didn’t know what it was

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Are you an old school wargamer who thought CRT was for Combat Results Table?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Old school what now?

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You borrow a few dollars from your friend so you can buy lottery tickets. You do, and win big - hundreds of millions of dollars. How much money do you owe your friend?

  • a few dollars
  • a few million dollars

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Your top 5 Moody Blues songs

  • Go Now
  • Nights in White Satin
  • Tuesday Afternoon
  • Ride My See-Saw
  • Question
  • Story in Your Eyes
  • Isn’t Life Strange
  • I’m Just a Singer (in a rock and roll band)
  • Gemini Dream
  • The Voice
  • Your Wildest Dreams
  • The Other Side of Life
  • I Know You’re Out There Somewhere
  • No More Lies
  • Say it with Love
  • Never Comes the Day
  • I Don’t Want to Go on Without you
  • Watching and Waiting
  • Driftwood
  • Sitting at the Wheel

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Are the Moody Blues songs you voted for above the only Moody Blues songs you know?

  • Yes
  • No

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I’d bet it’s been at least a year since you even thought of the Moody Blues. Am I correct?

  • Yes
  • No

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Do you miss music videos on MTV?
  • Yes
  • Yes, but if they returned to primarily music videos again I still wouldn’t watch MTV
  • No, I like their shows
  • No, I liked MTV back in the day but I’m too old for that shit
  • No, I was never really into MTV
  • They don’t show music videos on MTV?

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Will Smith smacked Chris Rock at the Oscars ceremony. Check as many responses as you see fit:

  • It was the right thing to do
  • It was the wrong thing to do
  • Rock properly accepted his apology
  • Rock should have pressed charges
  • I might’ve done the same as Smith
  • I would never have done what Smith did
  • It was wrong of Smith to do that, but understandable, under the circumstances
  • Even if he was angry at Rock, doing it at the Oscars was particularly bad

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Which of these have you seen, live and in person?

  • Aurora Borealis
  • Aurora Australis
  • Icebergs
  • That thing in Yosemite where the waterfall looks like fire
  • Buffalo stampede
  • Patti Lupone performance
  • Total solar eclipse (TOTAL!)
  • Bigfoot
  • A Hindu Atheist
  • Sadly, none of these.

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  • I think it’s really cool that they push a bunch of burning crap over a cliff in Yosemite, an over touristed place of endangered natural beauty, so tourists can photographic it for their social media.
  • I think it’s obnoxious, cut it out.

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At home, I park my car:
  • In my driveway
  • In my carport
  • In my garage
  • On the street
  • In a private parking lot
  • In a public parking lot
  • In a private garage, like under an apartment building
  • In a public garage
  • I don’t have a car to park

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Which of these have you seen live and in person?

  • A glacier
  • The midnight sun
  • An apex predator catching a large prey animal
  • A rainforest
  • Nirvana (the band)
  • Nirvana (a state of complete enlightenment)
  • Jimi Hendrix
  • Hamilton
  • A UFO
  • A close encounter of the third kind (Not the film, an actual encounter with aliens)
  • Sadly none of these, either

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How loud is your car?

  • Normal, I guess
  • Whisper quiet – it’s electric!
  • Loud enough to inform people about the size of my penis.
  • So loud that it scares the bleep out of my neighbor, who thinks it is a Mag 5 earthquake violently rattling her china cabinet.
  • I don’t have a car.

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Apple
  • juice
  • cider
  • drink
  • PC

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When you think of “apple cider”, you think of

  • Cloudy non-alcoholic apple juice
  • Clear non-alcoholic apple juice
  • “Hard” alcoholic apple drink
  • Something else involving apples
  • Hindu/atheists

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The Will Smith / Chris Rock incident: Assuming every part of the situation was identical, except that it was The Rock making the Jada joke. Will Smith would have reacted:

  • The exact same way
  • Differently

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