Will Smith vs Kid Rock: Will would have acted
- Same
- Differently
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You have two kids; one is a saint and one is a jerk. How do you divide your inheritance?
- Divide equally, 50-50
- Give the main majority to the saint kid, a small portion to the jerk
- Let the saint have all of it (if legal)
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Will Smith vs. Rocky the Flying Squirrel. Smith would have reacted:
- The same
- Differently
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Mike Tyson vs Carol Channing. Mike Tyson would have reacted:
- Differently
- The same
- This is just getting stupid now
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Which “thing in Yosemite where the waterfall looks like fire” was @Karen_Lingel referring to?
- The one where they push a bunch of burning crap off a cliff.
- The one where the sunlight hits the waterfall just right, making it look like the waterfall is glowing orange.
- There’s more than one?!
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I’m glad to hear that Yellowstone isn’t doing anything harmful to the environment these days with that damn waterfall: How to See Yosemite’s Firefall in February 2022 - AFAR
- Yes
- No
- Hindu/Atheist
- I was told there would be pie…?
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Do you like listening to singers of the same gender as you? (poll question inspired by a lady at my church who said she can’t stand listening to women singing)
- yes
- no
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Do you know the difference between Yellowstone and Yosemite?
- No
- Yes
- Yes, and Elendil’s Heir knows too; he really was talking about two different parks in his poll above.
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Best TV car:
- Columbo: Crappy Peuegot 403
- Starsky and Hutch: Ford Gran Torino
- Rockford Files: Pontiac Firebird
- The A Team: Custom GMC Van
- Knight Rider: KITT (modified Pontiac Firebird)
- Batman (1960s series): Batmobile
- The Flintstones: foot powered car
- The Dukes of Hazard: Dodge Charger “General Lee”
- The Green Hornet: Chrysler Imperial “Black Beauty”
- Magnum P.I.: Ferrari 308
- The Munsters: Munster Koach
- Arrested Development: Stair truck
- Scooby Doo: The Mystery Machine
- The Monkeys: Monkeymobile
- You left out my favorite TV car
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Best movie car:
- Back to the Future: DeLorean time machine
- Goldfinger: Aston Martin DB5
- Ghostbusters: Cadillac Miller-Meteor ambulance
- The Spy Who Loved Me: Lotus Esprit
- Smokey and the Bandit: Pontiac Trans Am
- Bullitt: Ford Mustang
- Mad Max: Australian Ford Falcon
- The Blues Brothers: Dodge Monaco “Bluesmobile”
- Christine: 1958 Plymouth Fury
- National Lampoon’s Vacation: Wagon Queen Family Truckster
- The Love Bug: Volkswagen Beetle “Herbie”
- Wayne’s World: AMC Pacer
- Jurassic Park: Ford Explorer
- You left out my favorite movie car
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What do you call this? !
- exclamation mark
- exclamation point
- exclamation symbol
- bang
- nothing
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- Aluminum
- Aluminium
- Atheist/Hindu/Bacon/Pie
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Do atheists and Hindus eat bacon pie?
- Yes
- No
- Wombats
- Other
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Do atheists and Hindus eat wombats?
- Yes
- No
- Does anyone eat wombats?
- Other
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Parents/pet owners, raising which pet type taught you more about parenting your human offspring?
- Cats
- Dogs
- Cats and dogs equally and they taught the same things
- Cats and dogs equally and they taught different things
- I actually learned more from raising a different kind of pet
- I learned nothing transferable from pet-raising
- I’m not a parent but surely it’s cats that teach parents more
- I’m not a parent but surely it’s dogs that teach parents more
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A or B?
- A.
- B.
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Which of these offends you more?
- Ketchup on hot dogs
- Pineapple on pizza
- Neither offends me
- Both offend me equally
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If the question is about childraising, opinions on the subject will be held most firmly by:
- People who have raised children
- People who have never raised children
- Both about equally
- Other
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You would rather…
- give up cheese for a month
- give up chocolate for a month
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If you had to roll out a barrel, which shape would you chose ?
- Round
- Octagonal
- Other
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