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Could you roll out an octagonal barrel by putting it on a cart?

  • Sure!
  • No, that doesn’t count

0 voters

A check-out clerk or restaurant server calls you “Hon” or “Dear” or some such. Does it make you uncomfortable or otherwise bother you?

  • I’m a woman and yes it bothers me
  • I’m a woman and no it does not bother me at all.
  • I’m a woman and it doesn’t bother me if it is a woman saying it, but it’s a little creepy if a man does it.
  • I’m a woman and it doesn’t bother me if it is a man saying it, but it’s a little uncomfortable if a woman does it.
  • I’m a woman and no one has ever said these things to me, and I am glad about that.
  • I’m a woman and no one has ever said these things to me, but I wish they would.
  • I’m a man and yes it bothers me
  • I’m a man and no it does not bother me at all.
  • I’m a man and it doesn’t bother me if it is a woman saying it, but it’s a little creepy if a man does it.
  • I’m a man and it doesn’t bother me if it is a man saying it, but it’s a little uncomfortable if a woman does it.
  • I’m a man and no one has ever said these things to me, and I am glad about that.
  • I’m a man and no one has ever said these things to me, but I wish they would.
  • Other (including Hindu/Atheist)

0 voters

Things you have not done since pre-covid because of covid:

  • Eaten in a restaurant
  • Taken a flight
  • Gone to the movies
  • Shopped in a food market
  • Attended a concert
  • Attended a sporting event
  • Used a public restroom
  • Taken a vacation

0 voters

For US travelers who travel overseas:

  • I never travel internationally (outside NA)
  • I do and haven’t since Covid
  • I do and am champing at the bit but restricitions are too great yet
  • I do and have done limited travel
  • Fuck covid, I travel everywhere

0 voters

For “I have traveled since covid”, from the US – where?

  • Western Europe
  • Eastern Europe
  • UK
  • Japan
  • Southeast Asia
  • China
  • Australia
  • Central America
  • South America

0 voters

You’re a soldier conscripted into an army you didn’t want to be in, as part of a war you don’t want to be part of. Your superior tells you to shoot a civilian. If you refuse, you will be shot and he’ll just give the order to somebody else. If you comply you know you’re obeying an immoral and illegal order but you’ll survive today and maybe survive the rest of the war,

  • Comply
  • Refuse

0 voters

If you refused in the precedent poll, what is your plan:

  • you shoot him instead
  • you try to flee
  • you die honorably

0 voters

If you didn’t vote in the precedent polls, was it because:

  • you hope you’d refuse, by one technique or another; but don’t know for sure what you’d do
  • other

0 voters

Anal Sex poll

  • Tried it, liked it
  • Tried it, didn’t like it
  • Haven’t tried it, but would be willing
  • Haven’t tried it, and am not willing

0 voters

Regarding the Anal Sex poll. You see that it is missing option:

  • Bacon
  • Pie
  • Hindu / Atheist

0 voters

No actually

  • I was the bagel
  • I was the eclair

0 voters

  • It was awesome
  • No NOPE

0 voters

Stop!

What is your name?

  • Arthur
  • Lancelot
  • Robin
  • Bedevere
  • Galahad
  • Patsy
  • Sir Not Appearing In This Film
  • Other

0 voters

What is your quest?

  • To seek the Holy Grail
  • To find out what happens at the end of this film
  • To taunt the English knights
  • To calculate the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow
  • To arrest Arthur for killing that historian earlier in the film
  • This is getting silly
  • GET ON WITH IT!
  • Other

0 voters

What is your favorite color?

  • Red
  • Orange
  • Yellow
  • Green
  • Blue
  • Indigo
  • Violet

0 voters

In general, which is worse?

  • Amorality
  • Immorality
  • Both are equally bad
  • There is no real difference between them
  • There isn’t a general rule because each situation is unique
  • Neither, because these concepts have no meaning in the real world
  • Morality is worse than either

0 voters

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Summer Songs - Choose up to 10:

  • Boys of Summer - Don Henley
  • California Girls - The Beach Boys
  • Cruel Summer - Bananarama
  • Dancing in the Street - Martha & the Vandellas
  • Heat Wave - Martha & the Vandellas
  • Hot Fun in the Summertime - Sly & the Family Stone
  • In the Summertime - Mungo Jerry
  • Let’s Twist Again - Chubby Checker
  • Rockaway Beach - The Ramones
  • Saturday in the Park - Chicago
  • School’s Out - Alice Cooper
  • Summer Breeze - Seals & Crofts
  • Summer in the City - Lovin’ Spoonful
  • Summertime - Sam Cooke
  • Summertime Blues - Eddie Cochran
  • Surf City - Jan & Dean
  • Surfin’ U.S.A. - The Beach Boys
  • Under the Boardwalk - The Drifters
  • Vacation - The Go-Gos
  • Something else, Hindus, atheists, and the like

0 voters

When I say “Walton,” you say

  • Sam
  • John-Boy

0 voters

Someone comments “You’d be really beautiful, if you were a woman” (if you are a man) or “You’d be really handsome, if you were a man” (if you are a woman). How do you feel?

  • Complimented
  • Insulted

0 voters

If you were to set up a Zoom meeting for your family, and you sent announcements about it, would you include the time of the Zoom meeting?

  • Yes, of course. Why on earth would I send a Zoom meeting announcement without including the time of the meeting?
  • Nah, I’m too lazy and my family can just figure it out somehow.
  • Hindu Atheists do not have Zoom Meetings – there’s no bacon pie.

0 voters

Which Tony Award winners for Best Musical of the past 20 years have you seen?

  • Moulin Rouge!
  • Hadestown
  • The Band’s Visit
  • Dear Evan Hansen
  • Hamilton
  • Fun Home
  • A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder
  • Kinky Boots
  • Once
  • The Book of Mormon
  • Memphis
  • Billy Elliot the Musical
  • In the Heights
  • Spring Awakening
  • Jersey Boys
  • Spamalot
  • Avenue Q
  • Hairspray
  • Thoroughly Modern Millie
  • Sadly none of these

0 voters

Should the previous poll have a “Happily, none of these” option?
  • Yes
  • No
  • Other

0 voters

  • Digital Watch
  • Analog Watch
  • Both
  • None
  • Romulan / Agnostic / Pork Chop / Cake
  • Ain’t Nobody Got Time For This

0 voters