Resolved: Joe Biden should not run for reelection in 2024.
- Yes
- No
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Which of these are good poll-making tips: (mark all that apply)
- Click the gear wheel in the header of your editor and select “Build Poll”
- Make sure your poll starts on a new line!
- Always include an “Other” option.
- Other
- And maybe something about Hindu Atheists, bacon, or pie.
- Hindu Atheists, bacon, and/or pie
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Regardless of where you live now, do you feel a particular affinity towards your city of birth?
- yes
- no
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A genie appears. He will take care of one chore for you for the rest of your life. What would you like to be relieved of? (all expenses are on you)
- Laundry, including folding and putting away
- Driving. You are chauffeured wherever and whenever you need to go.
- Cooking. Whatever you want, whenever you want it. Does NOT include clean up.
- Bathroom cleaning. Toilet, tub, the works, daily or when desired.
- Housecleaning, excluding bathroom(s). Whatever you want cleaned, whenever.
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Are your taxes done yet?
- Yep! With refund!
- Yep! But I owe this year.
- Everything is gathered, just have to get it to the tax prep person.
- Tax prep person has it, waiting on my fate.
- Nope. I’ll get to it eventually.
- Not paying.
- Other/bacon/atheist/heathen/whatever
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Have you ever played the “Operation” game by the official rules, with the cards and the money?
- Yes, always or almost always.
- Sometimes.
- Maybe once, probably the first time we got it.
- Maybe, maybe not; I don’t really remember.
- Never. We had our own rules, or just played with it.
- There’s rules and cards and money?!
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- Rodinia
- Pannotia
- Gondwana
- Pangaea
- No favorite
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Favorite Star Wars Character: Original Trilogy Edition
- Luke Skywalker
- Princess Leia
- Han Solo
- Obi-Wan Kenobi
- Darth Vader
- R2-D2
- C-3PO
- Chewbacca
- Grand Moff Tarkin
- Lando Calrissian
- Yoda
- Boba Fett
- Jabba the Hutt
- Emperor Palpatine
- Wicket
- Admiral Ackbar
- Nien Nunb
- Wedge Antilles
- Someone else
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Favorite Star Wars Character: Prequel Trilogy Edition
- Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
- Padme Amidala
- Obi-Wan Kenobi
- Qui-Gon Jinn
- Mace Windu
- Yoda
- Chancellor Palpatine/Emperor Palpatine/Darth Sidious
- Darth Maul
- Jar Jar Binks
- R2-D2
- C-3PO
- Jango Fett
- Boba Fett
- Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus
- Chewbacca
- General Grievous
- Bail Organa
- Someone else
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Favorite Star Wars Character: Sequel Trilogy Edition
- Rey
- Finn
- Poe Dameron
- BB-8
- Luke Skywalker
- Leia Organa
- Han Solo
- Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
- General Hux
- Supreme Leader Snoke
- Captain Phasma
- Chewbacca
- R2-D2
- C-3PO
- Rose Tico
- Admiral Holdo
- Emperor Palpatine
- Maz Kanata
- Lando Calrissian
- Someone else
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Someone who gets 4 or 5 master’s degrees (over the course of a decade) because his employer pays for all grad-school tuition:
- that guy is using resources wisely
- that guy is nuts
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Favorite Elf:
- Legolas, from The Lord of the Rings
- Santa Claus
- Dobby the House Elf, from Harry Potter
- Ernie, the Keebler elf
- Elf on the Shelf
- Hermey, from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
- Buddy, from Elf
- Snap, Crackle, and/or Pop, the Rice Krispies elves
- Someone elfs
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Do you think kenobi_65 created the above poll for no other reason than to make the “someone elfs” pun?
- Yes
- No
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Which Academy Award winners for Best Picture of the past 20 years have you seen?
- CODA
- Nomadland
- Parasite
- Green Book
- The Shape of Water
- Moonlight
- Spotlight
- Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
- 12 Years a Slave
- Argo
- The Artist
- The King’s Speech
- The Hurt Locker
- Slumdog Millionaire
- No Country for Old Men
- The Departed
- Crash
- Million Dollar Baby
- The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
- None of these (regardless of whether this makes you happy or sad)
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Well, past 19 years so I could include a “none” option.
Do you wish more Dopers were responding to these polls?
- Yes, let’s get more meaningful responses. This is a great thread and everyone should join in.
- No, it’s far from scientific anyway and we’re just having a little fun
- Other
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Which is your second favorite -asm?
- Enthusiasm
- Ectoplasm
- Sarcasm
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Which is your first favorite -asm?
- Enthusiasm
- Ectoplasm
- Sarcasm
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- Hey, what about Orgasm?
- ASM Materials Handbooks
- Other / Libertarian
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“Argo fuck yourself.” 
Are you disappointed that @ekedolphin broke our string of 97 consecutive posts that contained a poll (not counting one “error / nevermind” post)?
- Yes
- No
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http://www.hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/
- Yay!
- Aw, man, a person just can’t catch a break!
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Which one of the main characters in The Big Bang Theory do you think you would be most able to tolerate as a friend?
- Sheldon Cooper
- Leonard Hofstadter
- Raj Koothrappali
- Howard Wolowitz
- Penny Hofstadter
- Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz
- Amy Farrah Fowler
- Stuart Bloom
- None of them!
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