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Which of these games did your family have when you were a kid?

  • Battleship
  • Candyland
  • Careers
  • Clue/Cluedo
  • Connect Four
  • Guess Who
  • Life
  • Monopoly
  • Operation
  • Othello
  • Risk
  • Scrabble
  • Stratego
  • Trivial Pursuit
  • Trouble
  • Uno
  • Yahtzee

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  • I can’t vote on Little_Nemo’s poll.
  • I can vote on Little_Nemo’s poll.

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Don’t we already have historical evidence that humans have hunted on other humans for both sport and food?

Why can’t you vote in Little Nemo’s poll?

  • Because it was supposed to be a multiple choice poll
  • Because Little Nemo screwed up and made it a single choice poll
  • Because Little Nemo couldn’t figure out how to edit out his mistake
  • Because Little Nemo then closed his poll
  • It’s all Trump’s fault

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  • Little Nemo should post his ill-fated poll again
  • Bacon

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Do you know why you can’t post in Little Nemo’s poll? (Pick up to four.)

  • No, I don’t know why I can’t post in Little Nemo’s poll.
  • No, I don’t know why I can’t post in Little Nemo’s poll. I can’t see any way to choose any options, but I don’t know why that happened.
  • Yes, I know why I can’t post in Little Nemo’s poll, and the reasons is one of the ones given in the second poll.
  • Yes, I know why I can’t post in Little Nemo’s poll, but the reason isn’t one of the ones given in the second poll.
  • Other
  • Let’s all go swimming! Even the cats!
  • Let’s all go swimming, but not the cats. Unless they want to.

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Which of the following types of footwear do you currently own and use at least occasionally? (Choose all that apply)

  • Dress shoes
  • Sneakers/gym shoes/runners/trainers
  • Boots
  • Sandals
  • Flip-flops/thongs
  • Slippers
  • Crocs (God save my soul)
  • Deck shoes
  • Casual shoes (not sneakers or deck shoes)
  • Roller skates
  • Ice skates
  • Sport-specific shoes (e.g., football cleats)
  • Other

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Bah. iPad not playing, dammit.

How would you address a group of two or more people?
  • You all
  • Yous / Youse
  • You lot
  • You guys
  • You 'uns
  • Yinz
  • You
  • Y’all

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do you like being alone? (Alone as in no humans. Pets don’t count)

  • Yes, I crave solitude like I crave a cool drink on a hot day.
  • I need some quiet “me” time now and then, that’s all.
  • Don’t care/never really thought about it.
  • I don’t mind too much once in a while.
  • No, I need people like I need air.
  • BLT with brie cheese.

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If it were legal, your transportation were paid for and you were paid the same as you are now making, would you volunteer to go to Ukraine to receive military training and help fight against the Russian invasion?

  • Yes, definitely
  • Hmm, I would certainly consider it
  • Only if my spouse or significant other let me
  • Not sure - I’m torn
  • Probably not
  • Not a freakin’ chance. Are you crazy?

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Forms of clickbait that you especially loathe:

  • This one weird trick
  • Always tie your used underwear to the doorknob and other advice on surviving a night in a hotel or motel
  • Why you should never eat this one food
  • How to have a daily colossal bowel movement and other crapola from Dr. Steven Gundry
  • Reasons your dog/cat/weasel is silently crying out for help
  • You’ll be shocked at how shitty this heartthrob celebrity from the '80s looks now.
  • The horror of feeding your dog burnt, brown balls
  • Why everyone is leaving this city/state
  • All of the above
  • Other
  • I can’t resist any clickbait

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  • Like Little Nemo, I too have mistakenly made a poll single choice when it should have been multiple choice at least once.
  • I figured out that it’s possible to fix this mistake by editing the post and editing the code for the poll to change “type=single” to “type=multiple”.
  • No, I couldn’t figure out how to fix it.
  • I’ve never made this mistake before. All my polls have been perfect.
  • Really, this poll is just thinly veiled discussion because I wanted to share how to fix this mistake should someone else make it in the future.
  • Too late for Little Nemo to edit their poll, unfortunately.

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Which of these games did your family have when you were a kid?

  • Battleship
  • Candyland
  • Careers
  • Clue/Cluedo
  • Connect Four
  • Guess Who
  • Life
  • Monopoly
  • Operation
  • Othello
  • Risk
  • Scrabble
  • Stratego
  • Trivial Pursuit
  • Trouble
  • Uno
  • Yahtzee
  • None of these

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Many years from now, when looking back, do you think the overall benefits of the Ukraine war will have exceeded the drawbacks? (making the world a better place, such as changing European policy towards Russia, changed attitudes, etc.)

  • yes
  • no

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If you are supposed to meet someone at 7:00ish, when do you arrive?
  • 7:00
  • some minutes before 7:00
  • some minutes after 7:00

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Pick your favorite nuts. Choose up to 5.

  • Almonds
  • Brazil nuts
  • Cashews
  • Chestnuts
  • Hazelnuts
  • Macadamia nuts
  • Peanuts
  • Pecans
  • Pili nuts
  • Pine nuts
  • Pistachios
  • Tiger nuts
  • Walnuts
  • I don’t like any nuts

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Donald Trump was a better:

  • Father
  • President

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  • Apple
  • Android
  • Other / Rotary / Lions / Elks / Kiwanis / Shriners

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For the “Donald Trump was a better” poll above, do you wish you had been given the option of voting “He was equally horrible in both roles”?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Hell, yes!

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