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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1045

How many working refrigerators/freezers do you own and store food/drinks in?

  • 1 fridge
  • 1 fridge plus 1 standalone chest/upright freezer
  • 2 fridges (eg. one in the kitchen and another one in the garage or basement)
  • 1 fridge and more than 1 standalone freezer
  • 2 fridges and 1 standalone freezer
  • Multiple fridges and multiple freezers
  • I don’t technically own a fridge; my landlord provides one.
  • I don’t have a fridge at all
  • Some other combination I didn’t cover

0 voters

1046
  • Good
  • Interesting

0 voters

1047

How do you feel about how your life has turned out, at your current age?

  • Pretty good. I like how it turned out.
  • I have some regrets, wish I had done this or that differently
  • I have severe regrets.

0 voters

1048

You must give up vision or hearing for one year.

  • I will give up vision
  • I will give up hearing
  • I will give up vision for six months and hearing for six months

0 voters

You must give up vision or hearing permanently

  • I will give up vision permanently
  • I will give up hearing pemanently

0 voters

1049
  • You betcha!
  • Absotively posilutely!
  • Right on!
  • No

0 voters

1050

Hell is other people.

  • Definitely
  • Pretty much
  • Kinda
  • Not really
  • Definitely not

0 voters

1051

A genie offers to make you President of the United States right now. The national political situation will otherwise be the same. Do you accept?

  • I’d be honored - yes, please!
  • Well, OK, if I have to
  • Uh… lemme think about it
  • I’d really rather not
  • Hell, no!

0 voters

1052

How many of the last six polls really needed a “suicide” option?

  • 0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • Suicide

0 voters

1053

Sigh…

We had a falling out. It was both our fault(s) (but more mine). I really miss her. It may be too late.

Should I call?

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

1054

What is the plural of “Pac Man”?

  • Pac Men
  • Pac Mans
  • Either is acceptable

0 voters

1055

I voted for six nuts in Mr Mustard’s poll (post 1037) and the stipulation was to pick five. Discourse didn’t have a conniption but I’m guessing Mr Mustard chose a limit so…

Have you ever tried to pick more than you were allowed?

  • Yes but it failed
  • Yes and I succeeded
  • No I haven’t tried
  • I gave up bacon for lent and mmboy!

0 voters

1056

How much cash could you very urgently raise in 3 business days?

  • 0-10,000
  • 10,000-50,000
  • 50,000-100,000
  • 100,000-250,000
  • 250,000-500,000
  • 500,000-1,000,000
  • 1,000,000-1,500,000
  • 1,500,000-2,000,000
  • 2,000,000-3,000,000
  • 4,000,000
  • shitloads

0 voters

1057

When Russia vehemently insists things like they’re not targeting non-combatants, the bodies in a building they bombed were actors, and their flagship got blown up by accident not Ukrainians, they do this because:

  • they actually believe what they’re saying and expect to be believed
  • they actually believe what they’re saying and expect to be doubted
  • they are knowingly lying but expect to be believed
  • they are knowingly lying and expect to be doubted

0 voters

1058
Please select the following option
  • Other

0 voters

1059

Polls that show the voters…

  • Are just fine, I like voting in them
  • I don’t mind, but I won’t vote in one
  • Secret ballots are the bedrock of the SDMB, they should be banned
  • You guys can see me? Eek!
  • Hi everybody (waves frantically)

0 voters

1060

The previous poll should have included the option, “I don’t mind, but I’d just as soon remain anonymous”

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

1061

You’ve met an absolutely wonderful person. You’re both single, you’ve really gotten to know each other and you get along smashingly well. You think this is quite possibly the person with whom you want to spend the rest of your life. Just one thing, though: he or she is a relatively prominent member of the British Royal Family. Do you propose?

  • Yes
  • No
  • No, but if that person proposes, I would accept

0 voters

1062

You are working as a full-time employee but win a $100 million lottery one day. How much time’s notice do you give your bosses that you are quitting your job?

  • no notice; I quit immediately
  • less than 1 week
  • 1 to 2 weeks
  • more than 2 weeks
  • I wouldn’t quit my job even despite winning

0 voters

1063
If you worked with family or friends, and you were their boss, could you discipine or fire them?
  • Yes. Business is business.
  • No. That’s why I would never work with family or friends.

0 voters

1064
  • Velocity’s poll above left out the option “other”.
  • Velocity’s never heard the old joke of which the punchline is “I guess I’ll just keep farming until it’s all gone.”

0 voters