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Women: what parts of your body do you shave, wax, pluck, Nair, zap with lasers, or otherwise remove hair from?

  • Legs
  • Arms
  • Armpits
  • Pubic area
  • Stomach / chest
  • Back
  • Buttocks
  • Feet
  • Hands
  • Eyebrows (Including unibrows)
  • Face (other than eyebrows)
  • Head
  • None of the above

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Men: Same question.

  • Legs
  • Arms
  • Armpits
  • Pubic area
  • Stomach / chest
  • Back
  • Buttocks
  • Feet
  • Hands
  • Eyebrows (Including unibrows)
  • Face (other than eyebrows) - clean shaven
  • Face (other than eyebrows) - partially, but I have some facial hair
  • Head
  • None of the above

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Science somehow proves the existence of an afterlife, beyond any doubt. They don’t know exactly what happens, but it’s definitely neither Holy judgment nor oblivion. The leading theory is some type of reincarnation or “parallel universe” scenario.

What do you do?
  • That’s nice to know, but irrelevant to me right now. I’ll live out my life.
  • Screw you guys, I’m outta here. Suicide!
  • This is going to be world-changing in ways we can’t possibly foresee, most of them probably bad. I’ll wait and see how it pans out.
  • That’s kind of disturbing. I might just prefer oblivion.

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A spin-off of earlier poll: At what age do you think you could be considered reliable/mature enough to handle having $100 million dropped into your lap, all on your own, and not make any major mistakes with the $$$?

  • I would have been mature enough before age 20.
  • Age 20 to 30
  • Age 30 to 40
  • Beyond 40
  • Honestly, I don’t think I’d ever be mature enough to handle it well.

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Do you enjoy visiting Las Vegas?
  • Yeah, it’s great. Love it!
  • I wouldn’t object to a trip there.
  • It’s okay. Not my first vacation choice.
  • Been there, it was fun, but I don’t ever need to go back.
  • Been there, hated it. Couldn’t pay me to go back there.
  • I’ve never been, but I want to.
  • I’ve never been, and have mild interest.
  • I’ve never been, and have zero interest.
  • I live there.

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American Airlines is planning to offer a bus service between its Philadelphia hub and a a couple of smaller, nearby cities. Of course an airline utilizing a bus on some of its routes is providing lots of fodder for the late night comedians and the panelists on Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me (Even though IIRC it’s not the first time an airline has offered a bus connection). But I could see some advantages of the service, at least for people originating in one of the smaller cities, especially since a lot of people simply drive to the hub airport a couple of hours away rather than taking a flight from their local airport.

  • Passengers would clear security at the smaller, local airport before boarding the bus. At Philadelphia they’d be dropped off at the secure side of the terminal and can head straight to their connecting flight.
  • You wouldn’t need to pay for fuel, tolls, and parking versus driving to PHL.

So, if you were traveling to or from a smaller city that was say a 2-3 hours driving distance from a major hub airport, and one of the airlines was offering a bus service like this, and a competing flight to the smaller city had pretty much the same door to door time (Say it has a longer layover) would you take it?

  • Sure, I’d try the bus service
  • Maybe, if it was a lot cheaper than the flight
  • No, I’d still take the actual flight to/from the smaller airport
  • No, I’d just drive myself to/from the hub airport

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What do you call your athletical footwear? (multiple answers ok)

  • Athletic shoes
  • Canvas shoes
  • Chuck Taylors
  • Flats
  • Gym shoes
  • High tops
  • Keds
  • Kicks
  • Plimsolls
  • Runners
  • Running shoes
  • Sneakers
  • Sport shoes
  • Tennies
  • Tennis shoes
  • Trainers
  • Walkers
  • Walking shoes
  • Something else, such as Hindus, or atheists

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  • Death
  • Taxes

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It’s 11:57 4/17/2022 did you eat chocolate today?
  • Yes. It was a normal day.
  • Yes. GOOD chocolate, even.
  • Yes. Some of it was not good chocolate. Possibly not even “real.”
  • No. Not one my things on this day.
  • No. There was some freely available, but I didn’t have any.
  • No. Why?

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Your favorite, out of the two:

  • Lionel Messi
  • Cristiano Ronaldo

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For the above poll.

  • I recognize one name.
  • I recognize both names.
  • I don’t recognize either.

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Your favorite season?

  • Spring
  • Summer
  • Fall
  • Winter

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Should the British monarchy be abolished and the country become a republic?

  • I’m British; yes, it should
  • I’m British; no, it shouldn’t
  • I’m British and don’t give a damn
  • I’m not British, and think it should
  • I’m not British, and think it shouldn’t
  • I’m not British and don’t give a damn

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If I have to have a camel, make it

  • Bactrian (two humps)
  • Dromedary (one hump)

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  • Saul Goodman
  • Saul Bass
  • Saul Rubinek
  • Someone else named Saul

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Did you know that you can keep your camels straight by visualizing the B in Bactrian and the D in Dromedary as vertical hump shapes?

  • Yes and that is useful info
  • Yes but that is not particularly useful info
  • No and that is useful info
  • No but that is not particularly useful info

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Show me where you stand on this important issue:

  • I picked this one.
  • I prefer this one, personally.
  • This one is clearly much better than the other choices.
  • All the cool kids pick this one.
  • I had decided to pick this one before it was cool.
  • I don’t know what’s going on here, but I’ll pick this one just to show willing.
  • I refuse to pick any of these. Oops.
  • Is there a special option just for Hindus and atheists? No? Okay, well, I’ll pick this one anyway.

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What goes on your hot dog?

  • Ketchup
  • Mustard
  • Mayo
  • Relish
  • Sauerkraut
  • Onion – raw
  • Onion – grilled
  • Chili
  • Cheese
  • Pickle
  • Tomatoes
  • Bacon
  • Salsa
  • Bell peppers
  • Hot peppers
  • Some other spreadable condiment (e.g. barbecue sauce, thousand island)
  • Some other solid topping
  • Nothing, I like my hot dogs plain

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Do you get a newspaper regularly delivered to your house?

  • Yes
  • No

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Which would you rather be given?

  • $1,000,000 and be taxed on it
  • $10,000 and have it be tax-free

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Resolved: After a date set a year in advance, an extensive ad campaign and with the opportunity for anyone to securely opt out online before then, all people shall thereafter be considered to have consented to organ donation after they die, regardless of the wishes of next of kin.

  • Strongly agree
  • Agree
  • Disagree
  • Strongly disagree

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