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As God is your witness, did you believe that turkeys could fly?

  • Yes
  • No
  • I was confused by Les Nessman’s reporting of the incident.

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If you met the Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz, what would you ask for?

  • Brains
  • Courage
  • A heart
  • To go home

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  • Hercule Poirot
  • Miss Marple

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Should I point out that the first toilet paper poll was baffling?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Oh, thank god it wasn’t just me

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Favorite ABBA band member:

  • Agnetha
  • Bjorn
  • Benny
  • Anni-Frid

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NPR “Car Talk” listeners might remember this line from the show. It was the answer to a puzzler.

Ray: You can’t do it, unless the number is…2.

Was Ray correct?

  • Ray was correct
  • Ray was incorrect
  • Didn’t Tom say that?

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If you could have just one superpower, what would you choose?

  • Super strength
  • Super speed
  • Invulnerability
  • Flight
  • Invisibility
  • Teleportation
  • Telepathy (mind reading)
  • Weather control
  • Stretch your body into any shape
  • Shrink to the size of an ant
  • Shoot webs out of your wrists
  • Control squirrels

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Aluminum foil:

  • Shiny side up
  • Shiny side down

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Who is the worst person ever?

  • Hitler
  • Stalin
  • Winston Churchill
  • Bill Gates
  • Leopold Anton Johann Sigismund Joseph Korsinus Ferdinand, Graf von Berchtold
  • Stephen A. Smith

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Which is the better user-name?

  • Shakes
  • Grrr

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  • Working hard
  • Hardly working

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In the mascot fight @FastDan1 proposes, would it be fair for Sourdough Sam (49ers mascot) to use his pickax?

  • Sure, it’s part of his costume so it’s fair game
  • No bringing a pickax to a mascot fight

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  • Big endian
  • Little endian
  • Huh?

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Pick Two:

  • Fast
  • Cheap
  • Good

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What goes on your Thanksgiving dinner plate?

  • White meat turkey
  • Dark meat turkey
  • Gravy
  • Mashed potatoes
  • Stuffing/dressing
  • Sweet potatoes
  • Green bean casserole
  • Dinner rolls
  • A meatless protein (e.g., tofurkey)
  • Turducken
  • Corn
  • Something else entirely
  • I don’t do Thanksgiving dinner

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Would you vote in a poll where the results are public?
  • Yes
  • No
  • Only this one

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COVID booster shot: You have an appointment and arrived no earlier than 10 minutes before the appointment, as requested. How long is too long to stand in line before getting your shot? (Remember you also have to wait 15 more minutes in the observation area after your shot.)

  • More than 10 minutes
  • More than 20 minutes
  • More than 30 minutes
  • More than 40 minutes
  • More than 50 minutes
  • More than 1 hour
  • Some other answer between 1 and 24 hours.
  • I will wait as long as it takes to get my @#%^& booster shot!

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Does someone want to make a poll where we can pick the first mascot eliminated in a mascot fight?

  • Not me, I’m too lazy
  • Sure, I’ll do it (unless someone beats me to it.)
  • Hell yeah; I will do it even if someone else did it!

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Why did I only include 20 choices in the NFL mascot fight poll?

  • I got tired of entering them
  • The software only allows 20 choices

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You and your spouse/significant other/close opposite gender friend are offered a two week, all expense paid trip to tour the Alaskan glaciers. But the trip occurs during your best home weather. (And for you Minnesotans, NO fishing.) What is your decision?

  • You betcha!
  • Ah poop! No.
  • Can I at least bring my fishing gear?

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