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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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  • Rock
  • Paper
  • Scissors

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123

I like my men/women like I like my coffee:

  • Sweet and stimulating
  • Dark and bitter
  • Hot and all over my crotch when I’m driving
  • In a plastic cup
  • Gone by 9am
  • Waking me up and giving me shit all day
  • From a third-world country
  • Strong and essential to the workforce
  • In excess until I’m trembling
  • Totally satisfying for less than five bucks
  • Ground up and in the freezer
  • Several in a row, one right after the other
  • Covered in bees!
  • Bold and rich
  • Irish
  • On a CostCo pallet
  • Cold and unpleasant
  • Always getting my name wrong
  • I’ve never had coffee but it smells nice

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Note to self: don’t copy jokes off Reddit

124
Have you quit beating your wife?
  • Yes
  • No
  • Hey, wait a minute!

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125

Best Hogwarts House:

  • Gryffindor
  • Ravenclaw
  • Hufflepuff
  • Slytherin

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126
Are you using this thread to practice making effective polls just in case your life ever depends on knowing what people think about something?
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3

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127
  • Da doo ron ron
  • Dai de dai

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128

Of all the telephone numbers you know by heart, the majority

  • is no longer in use
  • is still operational

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129

Favorite 70s TV police detective:

  • Baretta
  • Columbo
  • Kojak
  • McCloud
  • Starsky
  • Hutch
  • Mike Stone (The Streets of San Francisco)

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130

Does a poll have to offer more than one choice?

  • No

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131

Which mustards should I keep?

  • Yellow mustard
  • Dijon mustard
  • Whole grain mustard
  • Cranberry mustard
  • Honey mustard
  • Spicy brown mustard
  • White wine mustard
  • Green peppercorn mustard
  • Chinese mustard
  • Get rid of all of them

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132

Should a poll offer more than one choice?

  • Yes

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133

Men’s underwear, fly or no fly?

  • Fly
  • No Fly

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134

Should @Mean_Mr.Mustard post a coffee poll here?

  • Yes, it’s only fair.
  • No, don’t go dragging him into this mess.

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135
From 1 (it ruined my day) to 19 (you made a poll?) how concerned are you that I didn’t properly make a “number rating” poll earlier in this thread?
  • 1
  • 3
  • 5
  • 7
  • 9
  • 11
  • 13
  • 15
  • 17
  • 19

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136

Top three minor Simpsons characters:

  • Sea Captain
  • Kent Brockman
  • Krusty the Clown
  • Disco Stu
  • Lenny Leonard
  • Carl Carlson
  • Professor Frink
  • Sideshow Mel
  • Moe Szyslak
  • Nelson Muntz
  • Jimbo Jones
  • Kearney Zzyzwicz
  • Superintendent Chalmers
  • Principal Skinner
  • Todd Flanders
  • Rod Flanders
  • Bumblebee Man
  • Ralph Wiggum
  • Comic Book Guy
  • Someone else not on the list because the software only allows 20 options

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137

Which of these songs should be banned from ever being played again?

  • We Built This City - Starship
  • Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band
  • Rock and Roll Part 2 - Gary Glitter
  • You Light Up My Life - Debby Boone

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138

How angry are you that Hans Moleman wasn’t included?

  • Very
  • Extremely

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139

The “Someone else” currently in the lead in my last poll is:

  • Hans Moleman
  • Apu
  • Lionel Hutz
  • Troy McLure
  • Edna Krabappel
  • Miss Hoover
  • Ned Flanders
  • Reverend Lovejoy
  • Helen Lovejoy
  • Mayor Quimby
  • Chief Wiggum
  • Smithers
  • Rainier Wolfcastle
  • Groundskeeper Willy
  • Gil Gunderson
  • Barney Gumble
  • Duff Man
  • Milhouse Van Houten
  • Martin Prince
  • Someone else still

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140
  • YES, the missing minor Simpsons character is Dr. Marvin Monroe.
  • NO, it’s someone else.

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141

Does The Simpsons have too many characters to make a meaningful poll?

  • Yes

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