More Jokes

From the Polls Only thread:

I like my men/women like I like my coffee:

  • Sweet and stimulating

  • Hot and all over my crotch when I’m driving

  • Dark and bitter

  • Several in a row, one right after the other

  • Strong and essential to the workforce

  • Bold and rich

  • Irish

  • Covered in bees!

  • I’ve never had coffee but it smells nice

  • From a third-world country

  • Gone by 9am

  • In excess until I’m trembling

  • Waking me up and giving me shit all day

  • Always getting my name wrong

  • On a CostCo pallet

  • Totally satisfying for less than five bucks

  • Cold and unpleasant

  • Ground up and in the freezer

  • In a plastic cup