From the Polls Only thread:
I like my men/women like I like my coffee:
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Sweet and stimulating
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Hot and all over my crotch when I’m driving
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Dark and bitter
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Several in a row, one right after the other
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Strong and essential to the workforce
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Bold and rich
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Irish
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Covered in bees!
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I’ve never had coffee but it smells nice
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From a third-world country
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Gone by 9am
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In excess until I’m trembling
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Waking me up and giving me shit all day
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Always getting my name wrong
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On a CostCo pallet
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Totally satisfying for less than five bucks
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Cold and unpleasant
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Ground up and in the freezer
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In a plastic cup