I like my men/women like I like my coffee:
- Sweet and stimulating
- Dark and bitter
- Hot and all over my crotch when I’m driving
- In a plastic cup
- Gone by 9am
- Waking me up and giving me shit all day
- From a third-world country
- Strong and essential to the workforce
- In excess until I’m trembling
- Totally satisfying for less than five bucks
- Ground up and in the freezer
- Several in a row, one right after the other
- Covered in bees!
- Bold and rich
- Irish
- On a CostCo pallet
- Cold and unpleasant
- Always getting my name wrong
- I’ve never had coffee but it smells nice
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