Regarding Biotop’s post
- I think there’s a joke there that I don’t get.
- There’s a joke and I get it.
- I don’t think there’s any joke.
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How long after reading Biotop’s poll did it take you to draw breath again?
- Uh, immediately?
- 2-3 minutes at least
- I dunno, I passed out laughing.
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If you ever came into possession of a chia pet, what did you do with it?
- I used it, of course
- I threw it away
- I left it sitting around without ever using it
- I gave it to someone else
- I don’t remember
- I’ve never been in possession of a chia pet
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Would you like a chia pet for your birthday?
- Yes, very much.
- Kinda.
- No, thank you.
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Choose the correct response (if applicable):
- I am a male and I can competently drive a vehicle with a manual transmission.
- I am a male and I can NOT competently drive a vehicle with a manual transmission.
- I am a female and I can competently drive a vehicle with a manual transmission.
- I am a female and I can NOT competently drive a vehicle with a manual transmission.
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Men sitting down to pee:
- practical, sensible thing to do
- absurd
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What do you want to happen to your remains after you die?
- Burial
- Cremation
- To Science!, if possible
- Something else
- Haven’t decided yet
- Don’t know, don’t really care that much
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- There’s something on my phone I don’t want my Signficiant Other to see
- There’s nothing on my phone I’d care if my Significant Other saw
- I don’t have a SIgnificant Other
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Ricky Gervais:
- Funny
- Meh
- Not funny
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Best general of the American Civil War
- Grant
- Lee
- Stonewall Jackson
- Sherman
- Pickett
- Thomas
- Sheridan
- A.S. Johnston
- Bragg
- Chamberlain
- Hood
- J.E. Johnston
- Other (U.S.)
- Other (Confederate)
- Longstreet
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Top Three generals in Europe during World War II
- Eisenhower
- Montgomery
- Bradley
- Patton
- Rommel
- Von Rundstedt
- Guderian
- Student
- Halder
- Other (German)
- Other (Allied)
- Zhukov
- Rokossovsky
- Konev
- Chuikov
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You just won a significant jackpot in the lottery. It’s enough to buy a nice house and still have enough left to not have to work ever again. Which of the following do you do?
- Continue living in your current house, maybe do some renovations / remodeling.
- Move to a nicer house in a nicer part of the same metropolitan area you currently live in.
- Move to a completely different city, since you no longer have a job keeping you where you are (or are already retired but would still move to a different city).
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Top Three admirals during World War II
- Raeder
- Spruance
- Nimitz
- Halsey
- Yamamoto
- Fletcher
- Burke
- Cunningham
- Doenitz
- Kincaid
- Mitscher
- Nagumo
- Somerville
- Other (Allied)
- Other (Axis)
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You are the world’s wealthiest billionaire, living in a nation that has the world’s lowest birth rate (or, conversely, the world’s highest birth rate.) Would you pay your friends, and other people around you, to have more babies (or conversely, have no more babies?)
- yes, the nation demographically needs it
- no, I don’t want to influence reproductive decisions that way
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Should the U.S. enter into a NATO-style treaty and specifically guarantee that it will defend Taiwan against any other country’s aggression?
- Yes
- No
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Should Congress pass a bill that writes the protections of Roe v. Wade into Federal law?
- Yes
- No
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Should churches, temples and mosques lose their tax-exempt status under American law?
- Yes
- No
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Without looking up the term, do you know what an otolaryngologist does?
- yes
- no
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Which is more fun to say:
- otolaryngologist
- otorhinolaryngologist
- ENT guy/gal
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Your cuticles are:
- Supple and smooth
- Soft, but a little ragged
- Hard and cracked
- Crunchy and sharp
- Other
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