What do you call a little apartment where the living room, kitchen, and bedroom are all one big room?
- Studio apartment
- Efficiency
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Keurig coffee drinkers - what’s your favorite everyday K-Cup brand? Multiple selections allowed.
- Barista Prima
- Caribou
- Donut Shop
- Dunkin’ Donuts
- Eight O’Clock
- Folgers
- Gloria Jean’s
- Green Mountain
- McCafe
- Newman’s Own
- Peet’s
- Starbucks
- Tim Horton’s
- Tully’s
- Other
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Who pooped in the bed?
- Amber
- Johnny
- The teacup Yorkies
- The maid
- The butler
- Inside Edition
- Marjorie Taylor Greene
- They actually were plastic joke turds
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Which type of sports defeat do you consider the most galling?
- blowing a big lead
- getting absolutely steamrolled
- losing because of a glaring officiating error
- other
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The washcloth question, by whichever race you identify as: do you use one when you shower or bathe at home? (Let’s exclude things like gym showers, which may involve different practices.)
- I am white, and I use a washcloth for my whole body including face
- I am black and I use a washcloth for my whole body including face
- I am [other racial group] and I use a washcloth for my whole body including face
- I am white and I use a washcloth for my body but a separate cloth for my face
- I am black and I use a washcloth for my body but a separate cloth for my face
- I am [other racial group] and I use a washcloth for my body but a separate cloth for my face
- I am white and I use some other cleansing item(s) (e.g. loofa, scrub brush) to wash myself
- I am black and I use some other cleansing item(s) (e.g. loofa, scrub brush) to wash myself
- I am [other racial group] and I use some other cleansing item(s) (e.g. loofa, scrub brush) to wash myself
- I am white and I don’t use any item to wash myself, preferring to use my hands only
- I am black and I don’t use any item to wash myself, preferring to use my hands only
- I am [other racial group] and I don’t use any item to wash myself, preferring to use my hands only
- I use different things at different times for complicated reasons
- I use whatever someone else has left in the shower
- I use an entirely different method of cleansing myself (e.g. rubbing myself with sand, being licked clean by badgers, sloughing my skin, etc)
- I don’t bathe at all, because my natural musk is a delight to all
- It’s none of your goddamn business, but I like being included in polls anyway
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Do you ever wonder what prompted a particular poll (washcloths for example) but will never know because “no discussion” and you’re too lazy to start a companion thread or PM the pollster?
- Yes, that happens
- Nope
- Other
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Did you know that there’s a whole standard trope in some black American circles about how white people don’t use washcloths and don’t wash their legs?
- Yes, I knew that
- No, I didn’t know that
- I refuse to believe that this is a thing
- Wait - how the hell do they know what other people do in the bathroom?
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Hot sauces, what’s your favorite? Yeah, I know, there are a million other brands and you just love your Satan’s Spittle, but I’m only interested in these three for now.
- Cholula
- Frank’s RedHot
- Tabasco
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Meatloaf (the meat loaf)
- Delicious comfort food. Invite me over!
- Mediocre lifelong staple. I like it just fine.
- I don’t seek it out, but I’ll eat it if that’s what we’re having. It at least comes with mashed potatoes and gravy, right?
- Hate it. I gotta go. Sorry.
- What is this “meatloaf” of which you speak?
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What do you consider to be your hometown?
- the place where you were born
- someplace other than the place where you were born
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Meatloaf again?
- I always make my meatloaf the same way and am satisfied with the result.
- I like to change it up and make meatloaf with ground beef and ground Italian sausage or include sliced ham, bacon, or unusual veggies just for variety.
- Hindu/Athiest/Vegan/Other
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I know Meat Loaf (the singer)'s real name without looking it up.
- Yes
- No
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Meat Loaf (the singer)
- I’m a huge fan!
- I’m a casual fan.
- I don’t hate him. I won’t seek out his music but I won’t change the station if one of his songs comes on the radio.
- I hate him. I will immediately change the station / hit the thumbs down button if I hear one of his songs
- Who is this “Meat Loaf” you speak of?
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The above recipe is the only way I know how to make meatloaf.
- True
- False, I know several/many recipes.
- False, I don’t need no stinkin’ recipes.
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Your standard meatloaf (not Meat Loaf) topping:
- Ketchup (or some other tomato based sauce)
- Gravy
- I use both about equally
- I don’t put anything on my meatloaf
- I put something else on my meatloaf
- I don’t eat meatloaf but I still want to participate
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Follow-up to Elendil’s Heir’s Taiwan Poll.
What should be the United States policy regarding a possible invasion of Taiwan (by China because who are we kidding). You may choose up to five options.
- We should not get involved if an invasion happens.
- We should support Taiwan but not deploy any American troops.
- We should use American naval and air units but not place troops in Taiwan.
- We should send troops to Taiwan to fight the Chinese invasion forces.
- We should launch counter-attacks against China.
- We should forego the use of nuclear weapons and make a public declaration to this effect.
- We should remain ambiguous on whether we will use nuclear weapons but not actually plan to use them.
- We should threaten to use nuclear weapons but not actually use them.
- We should use nuclear weapons if we feel it will work to our advantage.
- Prior to an invasion, we should adopt a flexible policy on whether or not we will intervene.
- We should sign a treaty with Taiwan, guaranteeing them our support in case of an invasion.
- We should pledge our support to Taiwan but not make a public policy of it.
- We should pledge our support to Taiwan and inform China of this pledge but not make a public policy of it.
- We should tell Taiwan we will not intervene in case they are invaded.
- We should support China in case of an invasion of Taiwan.
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- Thoughts
- Prayers
- Other
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Whatcha doing this weekend?
- Memorial Day things: ceremonies, parades, etc.
- Summer things: barbecue, swimming, hiking, dozing in a hammock, etc.
- Vacation things: traveling, museums
- Family things: reunions, tedious get-togethers, etc.
- Usual things: running errands, vacuuming, etc.
- Whack things: shivering in the Montana snow, skiing at Tahoe, overthrowing the government, etc
- Hindu Atheist things: rituals and, um, I don’t know what else.
- Other things.
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You are a parent at Uvalde. Your kid is inside the school, and you know there is a shooter roaming about inside, killing students. The police are forming a line to prevent you from saving your kid. What do you do?
- charge in and save your kids
- don’t charge, but scream at the cops
- other
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If you’ve lost both of your parents, who do you miss more day to day?
- Male - I miss my mother more
- Male - I miss my father more
- Male - I miss my parents equally
- Male - I don’t especially miss either
- Female - I miss my mother more
- Female - I miss my father more
- Female - I miss my parents equally
- Female - I don’t especially miss either
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