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When did you most recently say “I love you” (or “love you”) aloud? Check the most appropriate answer.

  • Within the past 24 hours
  • Within the past week
  • Within the past month
  • Within the past 6 months
  • Within the past year
  • Within the past 10 years
  • It’s been more than 10 years
  • Pretty much never

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I went to bed last night and awoke this morning 7 hours later. I really wish I could have slept longer. I may take a nap later but the best rest is continuous sleep IME. How many hours straight can you go?

  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
  • 9
  • 10
  • 11
  • 12
  • more than 12
  • bacon

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Your top 5 Toms:

  • Tom Daley
  • Tommy Lee
  • Tom Clancy
  • Tommy Chong
  • Tommy Hilfiger
  • Tom Petty
  • Tom Jones
  • Tommy Lee Jones
  • Tom Selleck
  • Tom Brady
  • Thomas Edison
  • Tom Hardy
  • Tom Cruise
  • Tom Hanks
  • Tom Hiddleston
  • Tomfoolery

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Resurrecting my nine year old thread, how many clocks are in your house?

My list is:
computers & laptops 4
phones 2
office wall clock 1
Kitchen wall clock 1
oven 1
coffee maker (not set) 1
Tablets 3
= 13 clocks

(My microwave has the option to not show a clock, which I use. One less clock to set.)

How many clocks do you have?

  • 1-3
  • 3-5
  • 5-8
  • 8-12
  • 12-15
  • 15-18
  • 18-22
  • 22-26
  • 26-31
  • 31-36
  • 36-42
  • 42-48
  • 48-54
  • 54-60
  • 60-66
  • 66-72
  • 72-80
  • 80+
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I have six devices in my home that display the humidity. How many do you have? Do not count computers, tablets, or phones.

  • 0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
  • 9
  • 10
  • More than 10

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Do you ever use the hotel pool?
  • Always, or almost always.
  • Occasionally.
  • Rarely.
  • If the mood strikes. And I happen to have brought my suit.
  • Only while on vacation.
  • Only if I brought the kids and they want to go.
  • Never.

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When you see a poll like the one @squeegee posted, and it has overlaps (0-3 and 3-5 are choices…what if your answer is 3? It fits both) what do you do?

  • choose the lower, e.g. 0-3
  • choose the higher, e.g. 3-5
  • flip a coin
  • bacon

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You are getting married, or having a baby shower, or some similar such event. Which type of gift approach do you prefer?

  • I put out a registry, so guests will bring me the gifts I want.
  • I don’t use any registry, because I want to see what guests will decide to bring me out of their own ideas/creativity.
  • I give the GUESTS gifts!

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How do you like your ice cream/frozen ice cream-like dessert?
  • Non-edible bowl
  • Edible bowl
  • Sugar cone
  • Waffle cone
  • Wafer/“Cake” cone
  • Some type of ice cream-based dish (Sundae/Banana Split/Ice cream cake/Milkshake/Fried Ice Cream/Baked Alaska/etc.)
  • Directly from the package
  • Combined with something else, like cake or cookies or pie.
  • Something else not mentioned above
  • Mostly depends on my mood at the time.
  • Mostly depends on what I have on hand.
  • It’s ice cream. It’s all good!
  • I don’t eat ice cream/frozen ice cream-like desserts

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  • I would not ride on a motorcycle
  • I would ride on a motorcycle only while wearing a helmet
  • I would ride on a motorcycle with or without a helmet
  • I would ride on a motorcycle only without a helmet

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How do you wash your dishes? (Mark all that apply)

  • Dishcloth
  • Brush
  • Sponge or sponge-like object
  • Bare (or gloved) hands
  • Dishwasher
  • Dog tongue
  • Other

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Mark Twain: “Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.” (and Mark Twain was a cat lover).

  • Agree
  • Disagree
  • Atheist, agree in principle
  • Atheist, still disagree
  • Bacon
  • Other

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What is your preferred form of digital-text communication with your spouse?

  • phone texting
  • Facebook messenger
  • a chat app like LINE, WeChat, WhatsApp
  • other

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There were two major mass shootings in the United States in May 2022; one at a supermarket in Buffalo, New York on May 14 and one at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas on May 24. A great deal more public attention is currently being given to the Uvalde shooting because:

  • I disagree with the premise. I feel the two shootings are receiving proportional attention.
  • Chronology. The Uvalde shooting occurred after the Buffalo shooting and eclipsed it.
  • Most of the victims in Uvalde were young children and this focused more attention on that shooting.
  • Public attention moves on quickly. People would have stopped talking about the Buffalo shooting after two weeks even if there hadn’t been another shooting.
  • The number of casualties was greater in Uvalde. Twenty-two people versus ten.
  • San Antonio is a much larger media market than Buffalo.
  • The issue of the police response in Uvalde makes that shooting more newsworthy.
  • The media would rather talk about a Hispanic shooter who was crazy than a white shooter committing hate crimes.
  • What do you mean two mass shootings? There have been fifty-six mass shootings in May 2002.

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You may pick up to four options.

How do you feel when you’re frazzled and a family member (spouse, parent, sibling, child) tells you “Relax!”?

  • I relax and feel appreciative that they care enough to remind me to relax
  • I relax and focus on what I need to do
  • I feel upset and become more annoyed and tell them that saying “relax” isn’t helpful
  • I feel upset and become more annoyed but don’t say anything
  • I feel upset and become more annoyed and yell at them
  • I ignore them
  • I laugh at them
  • other

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A company you like has come up with a new way to advertise: paying people to have 3" wide permanent tattoos applied to the back of one of their hands.

Do note that as part of this promotion’s legal stipulations tattoo-ees would be monitored and sued for a portion of their payment back if they decided to remove the tattoo while the business continues to exist.

How much is the minimum you’d accept to be tattooed?

  • $1000
  • $5000
  • $10000
  • $15000
  • $25000
  • $50000
  • $100000
  • $500000
  • I wouldn’t for any amount of money

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Same deal as above, but you really don’t like the company making the offer.

  • $1000
  • $5000
  • $10000
  • $15000
  • $25000
  • $50000
  • $100000
  • $500000
  • I wouldn’t for any amount of money

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Choose your favorite bears - Select up to 5

  • Baloo
  • Bear in the Big Blue House
  • Berenstain Bears
  • Boo Boo
  • Care Bears
  • Fozzie Bear
  • Little Bear
  • Paddington Bear
  • Po
  • Smokey Bear
  • Ted
  • We Bare Bears
  • Winnie the Pooh
  • Yogi Bear

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It’s called skinvertising. This article says: “Jim is the first skinvertiser, back in 2003 when CI Host, a large Texas-based hosting company, paid him $7,000 to have their logo tattooed on the back of his head for a contract of five years.”

https://www.tattoodo.com/articles/skinvertising-the-world-of-human-billboards-4515

  • I’d heard of this.
  • I’d never heard of this.
  • Bacon
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Choose the closest answer.

  • I believe there is one single omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent being that created and controls the universe.
  • I believe there are multiple beings with dominion over different specific aspects of the universe.
  • I believe there is some sort of spiritual or mystical force at work in the universe, though not necessarily a conscious entity or entities.
  • I don’t believe any of these.

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In Disney’s Robin Hood, which of Robin Hood’s disguises was the best?

  • Romani fortune teller
  • Spindle-legged archer stork from Devonshire
  • Blind beggar
  • Nutsy

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