Favorite late night talk show hosts?
- Johnny Carson
- Stephen Colbert
- James Corden
- Jimmy Fallon
- Craig Ferguson
- Arsenio Hall
- Craig Kilborn
- Jimmy Kimmel
- David Letterman
- Seth Meyers
- Conan O’Brien
- Tom Snyder
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Was the Jay Leno erasure in the above poll justified?
- Yes
- No
- Who?
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How much have you suffered in your life?
- More than the average person
- Less than the average person
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Mustard is not a fan of Jay Leno, to put it mildly, but he did not intentionally leave Leno off of the TV host poll and deeply regrets his oversight.
- I believe deep in my soul that this is 100 per cent true
- I believe deep in my soul that this is 110 per cent true
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Forget Leno, where was Dr. Z?
- I agree, it’s a total tragedy he was left off
- Temecula
- Damn dirty apes!
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Best haiku writer
- Jay Leno
- Mean Mr. Mustard
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Jon Stewart was left off MMM’s poll, too.
- Tragedy
- Not a tragedy
- I was told there would be pie.
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You are Marty McFly. You are standing in front of a 1954 sock hop. You are about to play one song from the future, your magical backup band ready to go.
There is one catch: You can only select one of the following songs. Now… you and the band will play it perfectly, just like your favorite recording/performance, so you don’t have to worry about that. But you have to select from the following:
- “Breaking the Law”, Judas Priest
- “Gold Digger”, Kanye West
- “Cherry Pie”, Warrant
- “Fuck You”, Cee-Lo Green
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How many songs in JohnT’s sock hop poll did you recognize?
- Zero
- One
- Two
- Three
- Four
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When do you sleep covered with a sheet?
- Always
- Both when the weather is very hot or very cold but not otherwise
- Only when the weather is very hot
- Only when the weather is very cold
- Never
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Do you own a DSLR (or a mirrorlesss) camera (it’s a fancy one where you can switch lenses)?
- Yes
- No, but I would like to own one
- No, and no thanks, I’m fine with my phone’s camera
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Have you donated blood in the past 12 months?
- Yes
- No
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Do you own a cast iron skillet?
- Duh, yes.
- Yes
- No
- LOL, no.
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Select what you own:
- Air fryer
- Blender
- Crock pot
- Deep fryer
- Dutch oven
- Electric skillet
- Food dehydrator
- French press
- George Foreman grill
- Hand mixer
- Instant Pot / pressure cooker
- Juicer
- KitchenAid stand mixer
- Popcorn popper
- Rice cooker
- Toaster
- Toaster oven
- Waffle iron
- Wok
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- The Macross Saga
- The Masters
- The New Generation
- What?
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What’s the longest academic paper you’ve ever written?
- over 30 pages
- over 50 pages
- over 80 pages
- other
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Were you distressed that @Mean_Mr.Mustard included “kitchenaide stand mixer” and “hand mixer” and “blender” but not “other stand mixer” not “immersion blender”.
- yes, I looked for both on that list
- yes, stand mixer only, I didn’t notice the blender thing
- stand mixer, yes, but an immersion blender is a kind of blender
- yes, immersion blender only
- no, I answered the poll without caring about either of those
- huh? why would I read all the options in that poll?
- something else
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@Mean_Mr.Mustard gets a lot of flak here.
- It’s too much flak.
- It’s exactly the right amount of flak.
- It’s not enough flak.
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In which of the following extra-curricular activities did you participate in high school, or the equivalent in the country you were in as a teenager, if it wasn’t called “high school” (choose all that apply):
- Interscholastic sports (i.e., sports where you competed against other schools)
- Intramural sports (i.e., sports where you competed against other students at your own school)
- Band or orchestra
- Choir or other singing performance
- Drama
- Debate, speech, or forensics
- Service organizations
- Cheerleading
- School yearbook
- School newspaper, television station, etc.
- Other organized school clubs (gaming, photography, robotics, etc.)
- I was too busy with other things (family, work, etc.)
- Atheist, bacon, or something else entirely
- None of the above
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What about food processors?
- I own a food processor and am distressed that it wasn’t included
- I own a food processor but I counted it as a blender. I mean, it has rotating blades so it’s a lot like a blender, right?
- I own both a food processor and a blender
- I don’t own a food processor, but I still think they should have been included.
- I do own a food processor, but we should cut Mean Mr. Mustard some slack. I mean, he can’t think of all the small appliances.
- I don’t own a food processor and don’t care that they were omitted.
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