Is there a built-in touchscreen in your car?
- Yes
- Yes but I don’t like it
- No
- No, and I intentionally bought a car model without one
- Which car?
- I don’t own a car
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A media property (game, cartoon, TV series, movie, etc) is being imported from its country of origin to your country. The folks in charge are thinking about changing it to make it more appealing to people in your country.
- I think it’s fine if it’s dramatically altered into something barely recognizable, or completely remade from scratch.
- I think it’s fine if aspects are changed to make it relatable to a different culture but the story should stay the same.
- It depends, if cultural aspects are important to the story they should be preserved but otherwise go nuts.
- No it should be translated as faithfully as possible.
- I couldn’t possibly care less about this.
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While we’re on the subject…
- Subtitles
- Dubbing
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A talk show host is going to prepare dinner for you. He can use the ingredients of his choice, but he is limited to just one kitchen appliance, and that appliance must be used for everything he makes. Then you have dinner with him. Ignore the fact that a couple of these dudes are dead. When voting, consider the meal you are likely to eat in combination with the level of your desire to spend time with the chef. Choose 3 combos.
- Arsenio Hall with a deep fryer
- Conan O’Brien with a George Foreman grill
- Craig Ferguson with an air fryer
- Craig Kilborn with a food processor
- David Letterman with a food dehydrator
- James Corden with a blender
- Jay Leno with a waffle iron
- Jimmy Fallon with a toaster
- Jimmy Kimmel with a rice cooker
- Johnny Carson with a popcorn popper
- Seth Meyers with an instant pot
- Stephen Colbert with a juicer
- Tom Snyder with a crock pot
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What about pressure canners?
- I own a pressure canner and use it for canning.
- I own a pressure canner but don’t use it for canning, though I sometimes use it for other cooking.
- I own a pressure canner, or at least think I’ve got one somewhere, but I never use it for anything.
- If I own a pressure canner, I answered “yes” to the “Instant Pot / pressure cooker” option in the earlier poll, because it is a pressure cooker.
- If I own a pressure canner, I answered “no” to the “Instant Pot / pressure cooker” option in the earlier poll, because it isn’t an Instant Pot or similar type.
- I don’t own a pressure canner.
- Other.
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A magic button is in front of you. Push it, and all 400 million privately owned guns in America vanish into thin air.
- push
- don’t push
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- I like dogs more than cats
- I like cats more than dogs
- I like cats and dogs equally
- I like Jay Leno more than cats and dogs
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A new family moves in near you. You’ve never spoken to any of them. You repeatedly observe various family members walking their dog, picking up the dog’s poop, and dropping the full poop bags in the bed of your pickup truck in your driveway. What do you do?
- I confront them directly.
- I write them a polite note asking them not to do that.
- I write them a terse note and return the poop bags to their front door.
- I return the poop to their house with extreme prejudice.
- I record them doing it and report them to the police.
- I throw away the poop bags but otherwise do nothing.
- I do something else unlike anything described above.
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Related poll: You put you garbage cans on the curb for collection. Do you mind if someone throws a dog poop bag in them?
- I’m fine with it at all times.
- It depends. They can thrown their poop bags in my garbage can before it’s been emptied, but not after. I don’t want to store their dog’s poop for a week until the next collection day.
- It’s never ok
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Would you give blood if you could, but don’t for either a medical reason or because you hate needles?
- Yes
- No
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Do you think having absolutely reliable and invariably accurate lie detectors would be good for society?
- Yes
- No
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Which of these futuristic inventions would actually make the world a better place? Assume each is always reliable, cost-effective and doesn’t damage the environment; pick your Top Three.
- Fusion power
- Oil-eating bacteria
- Cloning
- Desalinization
- Universal Wifi
- Supersonic jet travel
- Other
- Cure for cancer
- Faster-than-light drive
- Teleportation
- Lie detector
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One of your car headlights is dead
- I replace just the dead bulb.
- I replace both bulbs. As long as I’m already doing one…
- I drive around with one headlight until the other one dies or a cop pulls me over and makes me get it fixed, whichever comes first.
- I tell my significant other and then it magically gets fixed.
- Something else.
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Your cats’ toe beans are:
- Pink
- Black
- Gray
- White
- Jelly Belly Assortment
- Hindu/Atheist
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Jay Leno has fallen on hard times. He moves into the house next door to you. He wants to get back in the biz but nobody will hire him. He wants to work on his stand-up, so he invites himself over to your house every single evening to practice on you. How do you respond?
- You agree to have him come over every evening. Literally, every evening.
- You politely decline.
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You have a business type of letter you need to send to someone out of state. You type it up and sign it. Do you:
- Scan it and attach to an email
- Mail it the old fashioned way
- I wouldn’t write such a letter, I would just email or text
- Other
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What kind of belly button do you have?
- Innie
- Outie
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In your fantasies, how would you return dog poop “with extreme prejudice”.
- Open the bag and fling the poop so it sticks to the neighbors windows/doors.
- Wait until the neighbors have an open window, and fling the poop bags into the window.
- Open the bags first, then fling through an open window.
- Wait until the asshole neighbor is yelling at you for daring to question their poop disposal methods, then fling the poop into their open mouths.
- Surreptitiously add the poop to, say, their barbecue coals.
- Paper bag full of poop, set on fire, on the doorstep, ring the doorbell.
- Other options, which I will list in an addendum poll below.
- Other, which I will not be itemizing, for legal purposes.
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(ETA: whoops, I guess I replied to the wrong post. Sorry. Dog poop infuriates me.)
What in the heck are you dipping your french fries in these days? Multiple selections allowed.
- Ketchup
- Mayonnaise / Miracle Whip
- Milk shake / ice cream
- Mustard
- Hot sauce
- Ranch
- Vinegar (ok, maybe not dipping, but you get the idea)
- Nothing
- Other
- I don’t have time for french fries, Jay Leno’s gonna be here any minute
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For some sitcom-like contrived reason you have to share a cabin with 3 people, (one from Seinfeld, one from Friends and one from Frasier). It’s an isolated cabin in a temperate area, (so no worries about freezing or dying from heat). It’s stocked with enough food to last a year. There is no radio or tv signal, a handful of board games and about 20 books of the sort you’d get if you randomly picked them form a charity shop shelf. You will not interact with anybody else for the entire year.
Who is your nightmare matchup?
Friends
- Monica
- Rachel
- Ross
- Chandler
- Phoebe
- Joey
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Frasier
- Frasier
- Martin
- Niles
- Daphne
- Roz
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Seinfeld
- Jerry
- Elaine
- Kramer
- George
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