Polls only: No discussion

[CardboardBoxx]

And what would be the best available matchup?

Friends

• Monica
• Rachel
• Ross
• Chandler
• Phoebe
• Joey

Frasier

• Frasier
• Martin
• Niles
• Daphne
• Roz

Seinfeld

• Jerry
• Elaine
• Kramer
• George

[Hatchie]

Which would you like to see written in the sky?

• SURRENDER DOROTHY
• HAVE A BLESSED DAY
• BRADY RETIRE
• LUV U SHIPOOPI
• SOAK THE RICH
• I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE
• LOCK HIM UP
• YOUR MOVE BATMAN
• CALL MOM
• ZIZZUM-BLOP

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

You must do one of these. What’ll it be?

• Sky dive, solo, after receiving 10 minutes of training
• Complete 2 marathons (26.2 miles each) on consecutive days
• Dance naked in public, get arrested, photo in the paper and on tv
• Spend 60 hours alone in the rainforest, naked, no food, no objects
• Spend 4 minutes, naked, in an enclosure with 5,000 mosquitoes

[Karen_Lingel]

You must do one of these:

• Eat ice cream.
• Find a $20 bill floating in the wind.
• Spend one hour in a bar with your best friends.
• Spend one hour in front of a warm fireplace cuddling with your best furry friend(s).
• Spend one hour playing with a baby/child.
• Spend 90 minutes hiking alone in Uisge Bàn Falls Provincial Park (Nova Scotia)

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

Best name for a race horse. Choose up to 5.

• Four Hooved Sloth
• Harry Trotter
• Hay Jude
• Hoof Hearted
• Maythehorsebewithyou
• Neighkid
• Ocean Cookie
• Pasture Bedtime
• Sylvester Stallione
• Usain Colt
• Why the Long Face?

[Jackmannii]

Effective immediately, use of the word “journey” will be confined to describing the act of traveling from one place to another.

• Yes
• No

[DCnDC]

• Yes
• No
• Maybe
• I don’t know
• Can you repeat the question?
• You’re not the boss of me
• You’re not so big
• Life is unfair

[pjd]

Am i the only one who read option 3 in Karen_Lingel’s last poll as “Spend one hour in a bath with your best friends.” ?

• Yes
• No
• Other

[Karen_Lingel]

Currently, SURRENDER DOROTHY is in the lead for Hatchie’s skywriting poll. How much would you contribute to a fund so Hatchie can actually hire a skywriter to do this?

• $0
• $10
• $20
• $50
• $100
• $200
• $500
• $1000

• I would contribute only if the skywriting would be done in an area where I would be able to see it.
• I would contribute regardless.

[Procrustus]

1390 polls so far. Without looking (which I just did) how many members have created one or more polls in this thread. Hint: It’s less than 500

• 6
• 14
• 17
• 24
• 38
• 45
• 51
• 68
• 77
• 98
• 113
• 147
• 267
• 451
• 1390

[Karen_Lingel]

Coffee-chocolate correlation poll:

• I drink coffee and I prefer dark chocolate
• I drink coffee and I prefer milk chocolate
• I do not drink coffee and I prefer dark chocolate
• I do not drink coffee and I prefer milk chocolate

[superwombat]

Can the McDonalds Breakfast Burrito be considered a crepe?

• Yes
• No
• Damn autocorrect, he must have meant “crap”

[Siam_Sam]

Have you ever committed murder?

• Yes
• No
• If I told you, I’d have to kill you

[Velocity]

Going with Siam Siam’s question:

You have murdered someone many years ago (or committed some similar such serious crime.) Would you tell your spouse some day? (or your spouse-to-be, if not married yet.)

• yes
• no

[superwombat]

Have you ever:

• Been murdered
• Been attempted murdered
• Been conspiracy to commit murdered
• Been a strong thought in someone’s mind to be murdered
• Not been a negative element in the lives of others, so none
• Other/Scientologist/Agnostic

[DCnDC]

You’re stranded on a fairly large, uninhabited island in a subtropical climate. Search and rescue efforts have been abandoned. Your initial supplies of food are exhausted. There’s readily available fresh water, and plentiful fish and mostly non-dangerous terrestrial wildlife on the island.

Choose one of these options and they will magically wash ashore:

• A pallet of duct tape.
• A fishing rod and full tackle kit.
• A chopping axe, a shovel, a machete, and a hand saw.
• A rifle and a pallet of ammo.
• A large metal pot, 100 lbs of dried soybeans, a Bowie knife, and a BIC lighter.
• 1000 feet of paracord, a hand-crank flashlight, a camping axe, a first aid kit, and an emergency thermal blanket.

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

• I want you
• I need you
• There ain’t no way I’m ever gonna love you
• Don’t be sad
• Two out of three ain’t bad
• Meatloaf

[Elendil_s_Heir]

You’d be OK if Procrustus, notwithstanding the thread rules, posted to tell us just how many members have created one or more polls in this thread.

• Yes
• No
• Yes, but only if he does it in the form of poll (Like, “Did you know that x members have…”)

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Do you typically wash your hair with

• Shampoo
• Shampoo and then conditioner
• A combined shampoo/conditioner
• Soap
• I never wash my hair
• Something else entirely

[Elendil_s_Heir]

The toilet paper roll obviously should go

• Over
• Under
• Who cares?