When do you use the handicapped stall in public restrooms?
- Always, even when other stalls are available
- Only when it’s the only one available (all the other stalls are either occupied, out of order, or so disgusting you deem them unusable)
- Never
- Always, because I’m disabled and actually need the handicapped stall
Did you know you could see everyone who has created a poll in this thread by clicking on something below the first post?
Would you like me to do the work for you and just put the current number in a poll?
ETA: Dang, I screwed up. It’s “Frequent Posters” I was using, not total number. Disregard everything in both my polls.
Were you unable to vote on the second question in Procrustus’s poll just before this?
If you answered yes, are you annoyed now?
- Yes
- Certainly
- You’re damn right I am
- I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds
What would be the appropriate sanction for Procrustus?
- Let him off with a warning
- Immediate execution
- Forty lashes with a wet noodle
- No big whoop; let’s just let bygones be bygones
- A mod warning
- Suspension from the Dope for a year
- He did nothing wrong, so no punishment should be imposed
- Lifetime ban from the Dope
A genie appears and gives you one of these wishes:
- Magically fixing all the mistakes you made on this thread.
- $100
Which of these artistic talents would you rather have?
- best actor in the world
- best musician or composer in the world
- best painter/artist in the world
- best singer in the world
- best film director in the world
- other
Which have you lost most recently?
- Bleeps
- Sweeps
- Creeps
- Other
- None
How much do people around you know about your political views?
- It’s obvious. I am blatant and outspoken about my politics.
- So-so. I don’t talk about it that much but I’m not too shy either.
- Most people have no idea what my political views are, I usually keep quiet on them.
It seems to be time to give Mean Mr. Mustard some more flak
- I am not overdue for anything, and I have no way to see the poll results!
- How on earth did MMM construct a poll that way??!?!!?
- When I do try to “temporarily vote”, so I can see the results, all the results are weird: all are NaN% with NaN total votes. WHAT?!?!
- < Twilight Zone theme goes here >
- Maybe praying to the Hindu Atheist gods would help…
You have held onto an item from an important time in your life, some decades ago—something like a camera or musical instrument. Let’s say you could easily sell it today for a good sum—meaning it held its initial value against inflation well. But the effect on your finances would be minor. ETA: And you’re very sure you’ll never use it again.
- The past is gone; cash in, ya sentimental wuss!
- It’s a talisman. Hang on to it.
- Sell it when you really need the money.
- Who holds on to this stuff? Should have been gone long ago!
- Leave directions to be buried with it so they can pry it from your cold, dead hands.
- Treat it like an investment…wait till the market peaks.
- Bacon
- Other
How many first cousins do you have (or had, if some are deceased)?
- None
- 1
- 2 to 4
- 5 to 9
- 10 to 14
- 15 to 19
- 20 to 24
- 25 or more
- I have no idea
- Bacon
Breaking news: Mean Mr. Mustard is considering changing his name. What should he go with? Choose up to 3 options:
- Stay with Mean Mr. Mustard
- Abhorrent Admiral Aioli
- Bad Baron Butter
- Caustic Corporal Chutney
- Fierce Fellow Fishsauce
- Grody Governor Gravy
- Hateful Honorable Horseradish
- Knavish King Ketchup
- Malevolent Master Mayo
- Pernicious Professor Pepper
- Repugnant Reverend Relish
- Sour Sir Salsa
- Thorny Tsar Tzatziki
- Vile Viscount Vinegar
What is the first thing you think when you see “IPA”?
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- India Pale Ale
- Isopropyl alcohol
- Other
If you also don’t know how many first cousins you have, is it due to a scandal in your family?
- Yes, one of my aunts or uncles has been radio silent for years so who knows how many children they have
- Yes, and a rumored adoption may or may not have been involved
- Yes, there’s been rumors about an uncle’s secret child/ren
- No, I was adopted and don’t know that much about my biological family
- No, I’m (or my parent was) actually the black sheep who is estranged from my biofamily
- No, I don’t know for another reason
What kind of police drama TV shows do you prefer?
- The kind where the police solve crimes that happen among the general population.
- The kind where all the crimes are committed against the police (e.g., the cops’ kids get kidnapped or murdered).
- The kind where there is a Super Villain, who not only has a grudge against the regular population, but against the police individually and personally, so s/he commits incredibly convoluted crimes against regular people and the police. And does a lot of taunting.
- The kind where there are no crimes, but we get deep, inside looks into the personal problems of the police, e.g., their love lives or their difficulty adopting a child.
- I don’t like police dramas at all.
What kind of medical drama TV shows do you prefer?
- The medical team solves/fixes the medical problems of the population at large.
- All the medical issues happen only to the medical team (e.g., they get cancer, or shot by patients.)
- Dramas about pandemics!
- Nobody has any medical issues, but we get deep, inside looks into the medical team’s personal lives.
- I don’t like medical dramas at all.