- Helen Crump
- Thelma Lou
- Ellie Walker
- What on earth are you on about?
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If you have twenty-five or more first cousins, did you grow up in a Catholic family?
- Yes
- No
- Every sperm is sacred
- We were Hindu Atheists
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- I have a pretty good idea how many cousins I have
- I don’t know offhand the number of cousins because my parents didn’t participate many get togethers with the sibs & families—because too many people, too far away, family politics, whatever
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- I don’t have any cousins, and I’m kinda sad about that
- I don’t have any cousins, and I’m very glad, because my aunt(s) and uncle(s) were freakin’ nuts
- I have cousins
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Am I the only person who does not find farts funny?
- Yes
- No
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How often do you vacuum your smoke detectors with a dusting brush?
- Never.
- Sometimes.
- I don’t have a dusting brush for my vacuum.
- I don’t know what a dusting brush is.
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Have you experienced some event that was so huge and life-changing (either good or bad) that you now always think of your life as divided into two halves; “before Thing XYZ” and “after Thing XYZ?”
- yes
- no
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There is a trend toward very long (false) eyelashes. Do you find this attractive?
- Yes
- No
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There is a trend toward sculpted eyebrows. Do you find this attractive?
- Yes
- No
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Is “kingdom come” a dead metaphor?
- Yes
- No, it’s still a, uh, live metaphor
- No, it’s not any kind of metaphor
- I never quite grasped the concept of dead metaphors, so I am not qualified to judge.
- I don’t know what a dead metaphor is.
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I think moving (from one house to another) ages a person. You have to review your stuff, throwing things away, giving things away…keeping things, boxing things, lifting things. Unboxing things. Etc.
How much do you think your average move has aged you? Pick up to 3.
- 1 year
- 2 years
- 5 years
- 10 years
- 25 years
- more than 25 years
- I don’t think it ages me, so zero years
- I think it makes me younger
- It ages me but it’s worth it
- Bacon
- None of the above
- I don’t move
- It’s easy when you pay people to move for you (e.g. Mayflower)
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- Tastes great
- Less filling
- What are you on about?
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- Original Shreddies
- Honey Shreddies
- Diamond Shreddies (Any Variety)
- Atheist Hindu Bacon Shreddies
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Who’s the GOAT?
NBA:
- Michael Jordan
- LeBron James
- Someone else
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NHL:
- Wayne Gretzky
- Gordie Howe
- Someone else
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MLB:
- Babe Ruth
- Willie Mays
- Mickey Mantle
- Someone else
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NFL:
- Tom Brady
- Joe Montana
- Peyton Manning
- Jim Brown
- Someone else
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Soccer (Football):
- Diego Maradona
- Pele
- Lionel Messi
- Someone else
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Golf:
- Jack Niklaus
- Tiger Woods
- Someone else
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Sorry I don’t know enough about cricket or tennis or rugby to include them.
If you answered the question about who is the GOAT in the NHL with OTHER did you have Bobby Orr in mind?
- Yes
- No
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Do you know what GOAT refers to, other than than a mammal in the caprine family?
- Yes
- No
- Maybe
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- Wayne Gretzky
- Gordie Howe
- Bobby Orr
- Someone else
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A “biker” is a person who rides a…
- Motorcycle
- Bicycle
- Either one
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When you and someone else eat dinner at home, do you typically
- have a TV on
- not have a TV on
- I don’t have a TV or I never eat with anyone else, or other
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A recent survey listed “attitude or tone of voice” and “money” as the No. 1 and No. 2 issues that American married couples quarrel about. Regardless of whether you are American or not, does the most-quarreled-about issue in your marriage fall into either of those two categories?
- yes
- no
- I have never married
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