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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1606

Did you know about the Blondie version of “The Hunter Gets Captured by the Game”?

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

1607

Who would be the best next PM of the UK?

  • Kemi Badenoch
  • Jim Hacker
  • Penny Mordaunt
  • Keir Starmer
  • Rishi Sunak
  • Liz Truss
  • Tom Tugenhadt

0 voters

1608

Moderating:

Is this a poll?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Huh? I didn’t realize posts in this thread are all supposed to polls!
0 voters
1609

I don’t think moderators should be enforcing the polls only request, (even passive-aggressively) with mod hat on. And yes, I realise this is not a poll.

1610

Moderating:

All complaints about moderation belong in ATMB, not in-thread. You know that. Any other comments here will garner a formal warning.

1611

What if we post them in the form of a poll?

  • Yes, what then?
  • Please don’t ban me.
  • I’ll be good, I promise.

0 voters

1612

How many U.S. States have you had sex in (define “sex” however you like)?

  • 0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5-10
  • 11-15
  • 16-25
  • 26+

0 voters

1613

Are we counting Washington, D.C. and the territories in the previous poll?

  • Yeah, sure
  • Hell, no

0 voters

1614

How long have you been with your current primary care provider?

  • Less than a year
  • At least a year, but less than 5 years
  • At least 5 years, but less than 10 years
  • At least 10 years, but less than 15 years
  • At least 15 years, but less than 20 years
  • 20 years or more
  • I don’t have a primary care provider.
  • I don’t know.
  • other

0 voters

1615
Have you ever snatched a tiny flying insect out of the air, only to open your hand and watch it fly away, unharmed?
  • Yes. I hate that!
  • Yes. It was glorious!
  • Yes. But it never happens when anyone is watching!
  • No. I have caught a tiny insect that way, but it died.
  • No. I’ve tried, but I’ve never successfully caught one.
  • No.

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1616

You must choose one. All changes are permanent.

  • Lose every speck of hair on your body
  • Nose turns bright green
  • Your forehead starts growing a beard
  • You speak in a very low, very raspy voice
  • Nose runs 22 hours a day
  • Hands constantly wet with sweat
  • All fingernails gone
  • Gain 70 lbs

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1617

You must choose one:

  • ice cream
  • cupcake
  • pie
  • bacon
  • Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
  • Baked Alaska
  • candy cane
  • cheesecake
  • Oreos
  • strawberries with whipped cream
  • peach cobbler
  • bakeapple buckle

0 voters

1618

Which food should Velocity make for his girlfriend?

  • soy-marinated eggs
  • apple pie
  • rice dessert with cinnamon apples
  • Canadian coffee-steak
  • other

0 voters

1619
Shelf-stable juice boxes (or bags):

What’s your brand?
  • Apple & Eve
  • Capri Sun
  • Hi-C
  • Honest Kids
  • Juicy Juice
  • Kool-Aid Jammers
  • Mott’s
  • Ocean Spray
  • V8
  • Other

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1620

A person tells you that their paren is gone. You:

  • Assume said parent is dead
  • Assume said parent is out of the person’s life
  • Ask for clarification because you’re nosy that way.
  • Don’t ask, but you won’t be surprised either way.
  • Don’t talk to anyone so it will never happen
  • Random joke answer

0 voters

1621

A person tells you that their paren is gone. You:

  • Explain that parentheses typically stick together and you wonder how just one has disappeared.

0 voters

1622

What do you call these things: ( )

  • Parentheses
  • Round brackets
  • Curved lines
  • Other

0 voters

What do you call these things: [ and the other ]

  • Brackets
  • Square brackets
  • Braces
  • Square braces
  • Square parentheses
  • Other

0 voters

What do you call these things: { }

  • Braces
  • Curly braces
  • Curly brackets
  • Shift-brackets
  • Other

0 voters

1623

“Emmanuel! Don’t… choose violence today.”

I know the above quote:

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

https://twitter.com/p4ndr_/status/1548017731936497665?t=G_nNFUNLbfqu_D-CEumCXg&s=19

1624
How many automobiles have you owned in your life?
  • 1-5
  • 6-10
  • 11-15
  • 16-20
  • 20-30
  • 31-40
  • 41-50
  • More than 50
  • A LOT more than 50

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1625

You are the decisive swing vote on the Supreme Court bench. A major constitutional issue has come up. If you rule the “constitutional way” - that is, according to what the law clearly says - many Americans will be harmed. If you rule the un-constitutional way - flouting what the law clearly says - many Americans will benefit.

How do you rule?

  • rule in accordance with the Constitutional text
  • rule against the Constitutional text

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