Polls only: No discussion

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

Your favorite Simon & Garfunkel song (select as many as you like):

• The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin’ Groovy)
• America
• At the Zoo
• The Boxer
• Bridge Over Troubled Water
• Cecilia
• El Condor Pasa (If I Could)
• Fakin’ It
• For Emily, Wherever I May Find Her
• A Hazy Shade of Winter
• Homeward Bound
• I Am a Rock
• Kathy’s Song
• Keep the Cusomer Satisfied
• Mrs. Robinson
• My Little Town
• The Only Living Boy in New York
• Scarborough Fair/Canticle
• The Sound of Silence
• Some other song not listed

[susan]

The best of these places to live is

• Providence, RI
• Northampton/Amherst, MA
• Santa Fe, NM
• Eugene, OR
• Portland, OR
• Bellingham, WA

[kenobi_65]

British singer Kate Bush, who primarily recorded in the 1980s, came to renewed prominence in recent weeks, when her 1985 song, Running Up That Hill, was used in the Netflix TV series Stranger Things. Prior to the past few weeks, how aware were you of Kate Bush?

• I was a big fan of Kate Bush
• I was at least a moderate fan of Kate Bush
• I was somewhat familiar with Kate Bush
• I knew Kate Bush’s name, but wasn’t familiar with her music
• I’d not even heard of Kate Bush

[WildaBeast]

How do you make an initialism plural?

• With an apostrophe s – e.g. CD’s, DVD’s, etc.
• With just a lower case s – e.g. CDs, DVDs, etc.
• I think either is acceptable
• I do something completely different

[Karen_Lingel]

• Scone
• Crumpet
• No, thank you

[Karen_Lingel]

• 76 Trombones
• 110 Cornets
• No, thank you

You’re welcome for the earworm.

[Procrustus]

I generally

• watch a movie once and that’s it. (Some exceptions apply)
• will watch a movie more than once (not every movie, obviously)

[pjd]

• I know a fair bit about Kate Bush but i’m not a huge fan.

[carrps]

I just changed my vote, because, yes, this is wonderful.

[Velocity]

You must be stung by one of the following excruciating critters. Choose one…

• tarantula hawk (North America)
• warrior wasp (central-south America)
• tiger-head hornet (Asia)
• executioner wasp (South America)
• bullet ant (central America)
• deathstalker scorpion (Middle East)

[carnut]

What do you call these things: ( )

• Parens or Parentheses, depending on audience
• Other (Hindu/Bacon/etc.)

[WildaBeast]

Do you want fries with that?

• Yes
• No, I want I different side
• No, just the sandwich please

[Karen_Lingel]

• I want fries, but I know I shouldn’t, so I’ll get a stupid salad or something instead.

[DCnDC]

Butter:

• Salted
• Unsalted
• Unsalted for baking, salted for other stuff
• Margarine

[thorny_locust]

Do you use a shoe horn?

• Often
• Occasionally
• Rarely
• Never
• What’s a shoe horn?
• Other

[Velocity]

Do you use Reddit?

• yes
• no

[Mr.E]

Who wants to know?! What are you, a cop?

• Yes
• No

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

Do you know why I pulled you over?

• Yes
• No
• I…uh…ummm (sweat breaks out)
• I thought you would know, officer
• Who the F wants to know?
• Sir, yes sir!
• I can neither confirm nor deny
• Because I’m a Hindu atheist?

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

• Sherman Potter
• Henry Blake

• Charles Winchester
• Frank Burns

• Trapper John
• B.J. Hunnicutt

• Max Klinger
• Radar O’Reilly

[ekedolphin]

@Mean_Mr.Mustard

Do you know why I pulled you over?

flips hair flirtatiously “Because you think I’m cute?”
“OMG shut up, I do not!”