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Star Trek fans: Who do you think plays a better Lt. Saavik?

  • Kirstie Alley (in Star Trek II)
  • Robin Curtis (in Star Trek III and Star Trek IV)

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Does it bother you when polls have two or more choices but no question? (see MAS*H polls above) Do you wonder if they’re asking which you like more, hate more, fit in better, or think have better hair?

  • yes
  • no
  • Sometimes, but usually it’s pretty clear
  • Other

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Have you made a poll yet in this thread where the results turned out to be wildly different than what you expected they would be?

  • yes
  • no

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In your opinion, when it comes to deaths from relatively brief instances of parental negligence, including but not limited to babies and/or children dying in hot cars or freezing to death in cold cars, drowning (both in family pools and due to having wandered off unnoticed), and access to unrestrained fire arms, the US:

  • brings criminal charges against too many parents
  • brings criminal charges against the right number of parents
  • brings criminal charges against too few parents

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When it comes to deaths of children murdered by their parent’s boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife who is not the child’s biological parent, the US:

  • brings criminal charges against too many parents (who didn’t participate in the murder of their children)
  • brings criminal charges against the right number of parents who didn’t participate in the murder of their children)
  • brings criminal charges against too few parents who didn’t participate in the murder of their children)

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Does it bother you that Discourse screws up the formatting of titles that have asterisks in them?

  • Yes
  • No

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  • Sherman T. Potter
  • Bartford Hamilton Steele

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  • Sherman
  • Mr. Peabody

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  • R2-D2
  • C-3PO

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Do you know what an origami cantaloupe is?

  • Yes
  • No, but I assume it is a breed of cantaloupe
  • No, but I assume it is a cantaloupe crafted from paper using ingenious folding techniques
  • No, but I assume it is a craft or competition where people create shapes by folding cantaloupes.
  • No, and I am too flummoxed to even imagine what it might be.
  • No, and I have no interest in trying to imagine what it might be.

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode “For the Uniform”:

Was Sisko justified in poisoning a Maquis colony to get Eddington to surrender himself?

  • Yes
  • No

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Did you think an origami cantaloupe was one of those Japanese melons that’s forced to grow in a cube shape, and then have to change your vote when you Googled it and discovered you were wrong?

  • Yes
  • No

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode “Duet”:

Did Aamin Maritza’s scheme to help Cardassia by being falsely executed for the crimes of Gar Darhe’el have a chance in hell of succeeding?

  • Yes
  • No

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode “Cardassians”:

Was Sisko correct in returning Rugal to his biological Cardassian parent on Cardassia Prime, rather than returning him to his adoptive family on Bajor?

  • Yes; it’s time for the healing to begin with the Pa’dar family
  • No; Rugal was deeply wronged by this decision

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Are there too many Star Trek polls in this thread?

  • Yes
  • No

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  • Diane Chambers
  • Rebecca Howe

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  • Ernie “Coach” Pantusso
  • Woody Boyd

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Star Trek: The Next Generation: “Chain of Command”:

Would Gul Madred have tortured Picard to death, given half the chance?

  • Yes
  • No, he was having too much fun to ever let it end
  • Yes, and he might have done it in front of his daughter, and she’d have still smiled and called him Father
  • Yes, and if he tried to do it in front of his daughter, she would have been horrified

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  • Grandad
  • Uncle Albert

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  • Terry
  • Ray

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The following series of polls assume these things:

  1. You were alive and eligible to vote in this presidential election. (Non-Americans may also vote in these polls.)
  2. You don’t know anything more about the candidates than an average voter would have known at the time.

Who would you have voted for in 1796?

  • John Adams (winner)
  • Thomas Jefferson

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1800?

  • Thomas Jefferson (winner)
  • John Adams

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1804?

  • Thomas Jefferson (winner)
  • Charles Pinckney

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1808?

  • James Madison (winner)
  • Charles Pinckney

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1812?

  • James Madison (winner)
  • DeWitt Clinton

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1816?

  • James Monroe (winner)
  • Rufus King

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1824?

  • John Quincy Adams (winner)
  • Andrew Jackson
  • William H. Crawford
  • Henry Clay

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Does it bother you when people create threads asking you to choose between characters without giving you any context as to the source?

  • Yes. Do it again and I’ll throw a water balloon at you.
  • No. That’s why Google exists.

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I have not yet begun to Star Trek polls in this thread!

Star Trek Voyager Season 4 episode 2: “The Gift.” Was Janeway right to forcibly de-assimilate a Borg drone against her clearly expressed wishes?

  • Yes
  • No

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Bonus round: Tuvix

  • Keep Tuvix
  • Restore Tuvok and Neelix

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