Polls only: No discussion

[Elendil_s_Heir]

C’mon now. All right-thinking people know that “Rapture” is Blondie’s best song: Rapture (Remastered 2001) - YouTube

• Well, duh!
• Meh
• Oh, hell, no!

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

Select all that you like:

• Blonde on Blonde, the Bob Dylan album
• Blonde, the 2022 movie
• Blondes Have More Fun, the Rod Steward album
• Blondi, Hitler’s German Shepard
• Blondie, the band
• Blondie, the brownie
• Blondie, the comic strip

[squeegee]

• Grower
• Shower

[Gyrate]

Death comes for you. Which incarnation would you like?

• Perky goth chick Death from Sandman
• Discworld Death, complete with skull and scythe and Binky
• One of those you can challenge to a game, a la The Seventh Seal and Bill & Ted
• A terrible, awesome avatar of life’s end, like Dennis from Smax
• A charming and handsome man, like Brad Pitt (Joe Black) or Robert Redford (Twilight Zone)
• An adorable puppy. DEATH PUPPY.
• Something else.

Dennis:

[Jackmannii]

Sauces/salsa/chili/spicy foods in general, heat level preference:

• No, thank you
• Mild
• Moderate
• Hot
• Scalp-sweating, mouth-burning intensity
• Please sir, I want some more ghost peppers

[Velocity]

Have you made monetary contributions to a political party or candidate before?

• yes
• no

[DCnDC]

Pancakes

• Butter
• Syrup
• Fruit/berries
• Whipped cream
• Chocolate
• Nuts
• Something else
• Waffles

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

• French toast
• Pancakes
• Waffles

[squeegee]

• Hot breadstuffs for breakfast
• Something else

[WildaBeast]

What do you want with your eggs?

• Toast
• Hashbrowns
• English muffin
• Crumpet
• Home fries

• Bacon
• Sausage
• Ham
• Steak
• No meat

[WildaBeast]

Hot cereal:

• Oatmeal
• Cream of wheat
• Grits

[De_La_Rue]

• I like syrup, but it sneaks off the pancake and gets sticky everywhere–the plate, the fork, the tabletop, on clothes, in hair…
• My syrup stays in place, man

[DCnDC]

Pancakes

• Butter and syrup
• Only butter
• Only syrup
• Sometimes one, sometimes the other
• Waffles

[WildaBeast]

But what kind of syrup is it? Choose the one you use most often.

• Only real maple syrup for me
• I use the cheap “maple flavored” stuff
• Some sort of fruit flavored syrup
• Corn syrup. It’s technically a kind of syrup.
• I don’t use syrup; I use some other sweet, sticky topping, such as honey, molasses, etc.
• Some other kind of syrup I didn’t think of
• I don’t use syrup at all

[WildaBeast]

You know, the word “syrup” starts to look really weird when you see it too often.

• I agree.
• No, it looks prefectly normal to me.

[Procrustus]

What’s the bigger SDMB problem:

• People posting links with no commentary or insufficient commentary so you have to click to understand the point.
• Thread titles that are not descriptive enough
• Polls that don’t have the right options
• All of the above
• None of the above
• Other

[Karen_Lingel]

A commercial where two WOMEN use sex noises to discuss chocolate:

• Sexy
• Creepy

A commercial where two MEN use sex noises to discuss chocolate:

• Sexy
• Creepy

[Roderick_Femm]

Which of these is best/most correct/do you use?

• Different from
• Different than
• Different to
• Something else
• All are equal
• None is correct

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

I am interested in learning who likes apples and who likes oranges. If you have no preference, or like neither, it is not your opinion I am seeking. I want data only from those who have a preference of one over the other. Therefore, my poll includes two options: Apples or oranges. Please don’t complain because you love kumquats and kumquats (or, “other”) was not an option. That is fine, but it is not your input I seek.

• Agree
• Disagree

[DCnDC]

• Apples
• Oranges