- Bananas
- Plantains
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(this was actually the first draft of the poll above, that I came here to post in the first place, but then I realized “apples and oranges” was appropriate, and funnier)
Pick up to 5:
- Apples if I want to make pie, oranges if I just want to eat them
- Oranges if I want to make marmalade, apples if I just want to eat them
- Can’t stand either one, gimme some blueberries
- Don’t want the blueberries either
- thorny is contrarian
- other
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Seen on Reddit: “America is a Third World country that has First World technology.”
- agree
- disagree
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Men: How many neckties do you own?
- 0
- 1
- 2
- 3-5
- 6-10
- 11-20
- More than 20
- I am woman, hear me roar, this poll is just a colossal bore
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Women: do you wish you had the option to answer MMM’s necktie poll on behalf of your partner/husband/male significant other?
- Yes, because there’s a tie-wearing man in my life
- No
- Meh
- Yes, because there’s a man who doesn’t wear ties in my life
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Women, do you own any neckties of your own?
- Yes
- No
- I’m not a woman
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Women, are you a woman ?
- Yes
- All the above
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Do you like kumquats?
- Yes, love them soooo much!
- Yes, they are pretty good.
- I can take 'em or leave 'em
- Nah, they aren’t that great (or are too much trouble, or…)
- No, they are disgusting.
- I don’t recall ever eating a kumquat.
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When there is a poll that is directed to a specific group of people (men, women, parents, people in the UK, etc) AND you are not a member of that group, BUT there is an option in the poll for “I am not a member of the targeted group” do you:
- Ignore the poll; because it wasn’t targeted to you.
- Select the option saying you are not the targeted group.
- Be a troll and answer anyway.
- Any of these, depending on your mood and the poll question/options.
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You have 2 mid priced pairs of casual shoes. They’re the same colour and style but different brands and there are several differences if you look carefully. The left shoe of one and the right of the other get damaged; what do you do with the remaining “pair”
- Throw them out
- Wear them
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This morning, for whatever reason, I woke up thinking of David Halberstam’s passages on Betty Furness in his book The Fifties.
- I know who David Halberstam is
- I know who Betty Furness is
- I have read Halberstam’s “The Fifties”.
- Whodawhatnow?
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Choco Taco has been discontinued!!
Wait, what? Have you even ever had a Choco Taco?
- Yes and I love them. Loved
- Yes, I’ve had them occasionally
- Yes, I tried one but it wasn’t my thing
- No, but I was well aware of their existence
- No, but I think I’d heard of them before the news broke
- No! WTF is a Choco Taco?
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A poll for those with little or no musical ability:
Tomorrow you will become very skilled in one instrument - skilled enough to perform in public if desired. Which instrument do you choose? Select your top 3 choices.
- Brass
- Drums/percussion
- Guitar/bass
- Piano/keyboard
- Strings
- Vocals
- Woodwinds
- Other
- I am already skilled, so, hi there!
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The heels on a loaf of bread.
- I like them.
- They don’t bother me.
- I dislike them.
- Depends on my mood.
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If you could rewind back to age 10 and relive life with the wisdom you have now (but with no special foreknowledge of lottery numbers, world events, etc.)
- My life wouldn’t be much different at all.
- My life would be significantly different.
- My life would be drastically different.
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Choco Tacos vs. Drumsticks.
- I like Drumsticks and Choco Tacos.
- I like Drumsticks and don’t like Choco Tacos.
- I like Choco Tacos and don’t like Drumsticks.
- I don’t like either one.
- I’ve never eaten a Drumstick.
- I’ve never eaten a Choco Taco.
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Is it rude to sip a shot?
- Nah, it’s your drink. Do what you want.
- Sometimes “shots” are really big, and two or three slugs are fine.
- As long as you’re not nursing that one shot all night. That would be weird.
- A little.
- Yes.
- Am I paying for this shot?
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You have committed a murder and buried the body. Only one other person knows of this - a friend of yours - and knows all the necessary details to get you convicted. He/she has a crush on you but the feeling isn’t mutual at all. Would you marry him or her if it would guarantee their silence? (they may go to the cops if spurned)
- yes
- no
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If there were hats for animals, which animal would enjoy wearing a hat?
- bear
- lamb
- pupa
- crow
- elephant
- dingo
- walrus
- koala
- goose
- potuguese man o’ war
- donkey
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