Leftover pizza crusts:
- I don’t generate those things.
- They’re discarded.
- I throw them back in the box, maybe to be eaten later, but probably discarded.
- I eat them later as breadsticks.
- I do something else with them.
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Star Trek: The Next Generation: Was Leah Brahms justified in yelling at Geordi for using her image on the holodeck, which caused her image to be somewhat more cozy than she was comfortable with?
- Yes, Geordi was a total creep
- No, it wasn’t that bad
- My answer is more nuanced than a simple “yes” or “no”
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Do you remember enough about Star Trek to make good choices in all the Star Trek polls?
- Yes, I love Star Trek and watch the episodes repeatedly all the time.
- Yes, I have an amazing memory.
- Not really. I saw all the shows, back in the day, but that was a long time ago!
- No, I haven’t seen enough Star Trek to make good decisions.
- Hell no, I randomly answer the polls to mess with you Trekkie nerds!
- Other
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A person decides that their religious beliefs prevent them from doing key tasks of their current job.
- A. That person should be fired.
- B. That person should be allowed to cram their religious beliefs down the throats of their customers, colleagues, and business.
- C. Option B for White Men only; option A for everyone else.
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Person F is a software engineer at a semi-conductor equipment company. Person F is a member of a religion that has determined that machines are autonomous entities and it is a Grave Sin to force them to remain isolated in cleanrooms and be slaves to the semi-conductor-making process. Person F therefore refuses to write any software that programs these machines.
- Person F should be fired.
- Person F should be allowed to force the semi-conductor company to stop enslaving machines.
- Person F should be thrown in the loony bin.
- Different options based on whether Person F is a White Male.
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Your Trump-supporting employer wants you to wear a tiny “MAGA Trump 2024” patch on your uniform. All other employees are doing so as well; it’s required. He tells you, “It’s just a tiny 1-inch part of your uniform - it’s not like we’re requiring you to wear a big slogan on a tee shirt. So it’s only a very minor inconvenience.”
- Wear the MAGA patch
- Refuse and face discipline
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Re: Poll above: You refuse to wear the patch and are fired. What do you do next?
- Thank my lucky stars I don’t work there anymore
- File a grievance with the authorities for wrongful termination
- Start a social media campaign to publicize my former employer’s egregious behavior
- A and B
- A and C
- B and C
- A, B, and C
- None of the above
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Pumpkin Spice Oreos are coming back!
- Yay!
- Great googly moggly!
- Meh
- Yuck
- Jesus H. Christ.
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What do you immediately think of when you hear “B-52”
- The airplane
- The band
- The building across the courtyard from Building B-50.
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Would your answer change if it was “B-52s”?
- Yes
- No
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Pro wrestling fans: Who was the best WCW World Heavyweight Champion? (Counting only the champions who were actually crowned in WCW).
- Ric Flair
- Lex Luger
- Sting
- Big Van Vader
- Ron Simmons
- Hulk Hogan
- The Giant
- Randy Savage
- Goldberg
- Kevin Nash
- Diamond Dallas Page
- Bret Hart
- Chris Benoit
- Sid Vicious
- Jeff Jarrett
- David Arquette
- Booker T
- Vince Russo
- Scott Steiner
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Pro wrestling fans: Who was your favorite member of The Shield?
- Seth Rollins (The Architect)
- Roman Reigns (The Big Dog)
- Dean Ambrose (The Lunatic Fringe)
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I once had this exact conversation, verbatim, with a friend a long time ago as we were moving out of a shared house (I think the actual item in question was actually very similar to the example picture):
Me: “Can I have the hassock?”
Friend: “What’s a hassock?”
Me: “This thing.”
Friend: “You mean the ottoman?”
Me: “What’s an ottoman?”
What do you call that thing?
- Ottoman
- Hassock
- Footrest
- Footstool
- Some or any of the above
- Something else
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Which of these was the worst business decision? For reference a link to the full thread is below the poll. I just arbitrarily picked a few from that thread; if you think some other decision I didn’t include was worse just vote for the one you think is the worst out of this group.
- Blockbuster passing on Netflix
- New Coke
- Kodak not further developing digital cameras
- McDonald’s Arch Deluxe
- Ford’s Edsel brand
- GM’s Saturn brand
- Studebaker-Packard merger
- Rax Roast Beef
- Quibi
- Xerox not producing the mouse/GUI
- Osborne prematurely announcing their future product
- @pkbites selling his baseball cards and comic books for chump change
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voters
Has a stranger ever paid your bill at a restaurant?
- Yes
- No
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Have you ever paid a stranger’s bill at a restaurant?
- Yes
- No
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When you read the webcomic Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, do you:
- Read the comic only and skip the mouseover text and bonus panel.
- Read the mouseover text and bonus panel only and skip the comic.
- Read the comic, then the mouseover text, and then the bonus panel.
- Read the comic, then the bonus panel, and then the mouseover text.
- Read the comic, then the mouseover text, and skip the bonus panel.
- Read the comic, then the bonus panel, and skip the mouseover text.
- I didn’t know there was a mouseover text.
- I didn’t know there was a bonus panel.
- I didn’t know there was a mouseover text or a bonus panel.
- I don’t read the webcomic Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.
- I didn’t know there was a webcomic Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.
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I’m mostly interested in the breakdown between the third and fourth options. But I included the rest for completeness.
The weather is going to be really weird in 2023. Because for the whole year the weather is going to be like it is during your pick of which month has the most pleasant weather.
Please vote based only upon the month’s typical weather year to year, and not holidays and other
celebrations because those will still happen regardless of the weather.
Which month’s weather should we have for all of 2023?
- January’s
- February’s
- March’s
- April’s
- May’s
- June’s
- July’s
- August’s
- September’s
- October’s
- November’s
- December’s
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Your summer home fahrenheit thermostat setting:
- Less than 70°
- 70° - 72°
- 73° - 75°
- 76°- 78°
- 79° -81°
- Higher than 81°
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- I have air conditioning
- I don’t have air conditioning
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I have a thermostat that automatically turns on the heat when the temperature falls below a set value and turns on the air conditioning when the temperature rises above a set value. These two values have to be at least 5 degrees apart. If you had such a thermostat and you left it at the same setting year round what would you set it to?
- 65 - 70
- 66 - 71
- 67 - 72
- 68 - 73
- 69 - 74
- 70 - 71
- 71 - 72
- 72 - 73
- 74 - 75
- 75 - 80
- My choice is somehow not on this list
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Bonus poll: Would you maintain a 5 degree window or make it larger?
- I’d keep it at 5 degrees
- I’d do a 6 or 7 degree band
- I’d make it an 8 - 10 degree band
- I’d, for some reason, set it wider than 10 degrees
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