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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1866

Did you mean to say “country”? Because you said “county”.

1867

Yes. COUNTRY. sorry. Maybe a mid can fix it

1868

Did you mean to say “mod”? Because you said “mid”.

  • Yes
  • No
  • Other

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1869
  • Procrustus started drinking too early yesterday
  • Procrustus was posting on his phone and couldn’t read well
  • Procrustus was watching the Mariners play and did bother proof reading
  • Procrustus can’t spell and/or type very well
  • It’s just a couple of typos, no big deal. Not embarassing at all.
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1870

As of right now, August-29-2022, what would you consider to be the appropriate or desirable Trump outcome?

  • Trump is acquitted, or no charges are filed
  • Trump is convicted but gets plea deal for short sentence (3-5 years)
  • Trump is convicted and gets life imprisonment or a sentence tantamount to life imprisonment (i.e., 15-20 years)
  • other

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1871

Oh, now, my answer is wrong.

1872

Was @Procrustus making a joke when he wrote

  • Yes, he meant to do that
  • No, he didn’t mean to do that
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1873

It’s typoe season in the Polls Only Thread!

  • Yes! Typo season!
  • Meh, it’s ALWAYS typo season in the Polls Only thread.
  • No, it’s a rash of poltergeists.
  • No, we’ve been put under a Hindu Atheist curse.
  • No, for some other reason.
  • Yes, for some other reason.
  • Meh, for some other reason.

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(I really did type the opening line that way – on accident. I am leaving it there on purpose.)

1874

Star Trek: The Next Generation episode “First Contact”:

The show was completely out of line for having a female scientist force Riker to have sex in exchange for helping him escape (for all the good that ultimately did him, anyway).

  • Yes, and there’s no way they would have gotten away with that if the sexes were reversed
  • No; deal with it, snowflake; why back in my day!

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1875

Have you ever told a kid to get off your lawn?

  • Yes, I do it all the time
  • Yes, once or twice
  • No, but I’ve wanted to on at least one occasion
  • No, and I’ve never wanted to
  • I don’t have a lawn, but if I did I totally would
  • I don’t have a lawn, and I probably wouldn’t if I did

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1876

Should ekedolphin’s poll have an option for people who have not seen that episode?

  • Yes
  • No

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1877

You are being interrogated and are put in a small room by yourself… with thousands of cockroaches. How long before you break and divulge the intel?

  • seconds
  • minutes
  • hours
  • joke’s on them; I like bugs

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1878

When you were a kid, did anyone ever tell you to get off their lawn?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Huh? I have no idea. You think I’d remember?
  • I was never a child.

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1879

Who are the Three Girl Stooges (pick three)?

  • Milly
  • Patsy
  • Lizzy
  • Bitsy
  • Wibbo
  • Lullabye
  • Foozie
  • Fadorra
  • Meemee
  • Muncie
  • Wallawalla
  • Shirl
  • Rutabaga

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1880

(You can’t pick three, too bad.)

1881

It’s been over a month and no one has chosen Zabraks.

  • Those poor Zabraks
  • Screw the Zabraks, they know what they did

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1882

In honor of a recently resurrected zombie thread, if someone told you they were bringing a “fruit salad” with no other qualifiers to a potluck, what would you expect them to bring?

  • Sliced or chopped fruit only.
  • Fruit with a mayonnaise-based dressing.
  • Fruit with a whipped cream dressing.
  • Fruit with citrus juice.

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1883

You summon Zathras. Who are you expecting to show up?

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1884

Which of the following military-operation names do you recognize in connection with what they were fought for? (i.e., Desert Storm = 1991 Gulf War)

(select all that apply)

  • Gothic Serpent
  • Inherent Resolve
  • Eagle Claw
  • Rolling Thunder
  • Odyssey Dawn
  • Neptune Spear
  • Allied Force
  • Anaconda

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1885
Mediterranean pita sandwiches:
  • Doner kebab
  • Gyros
  • Shawarma
  • None
  • I’m not certain I know how those all differ
  • Yes

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