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I get more spam about:

  • Camp Lejeune
  • McAfee - Mc4fEE - McAf33 - m<Afee
  • I don’t get spam
  • I like SPAM

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I get spam, but:

  • it’s not about either Camp Lejeune or McAfee
  • I get some about McAfee but not about Camp Lejeune
  • I get some about Camp Lejeune but not about McAfee
  • other

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Favorite US coin:
  • Penny
  • Nickel
  • Dime
  • Quarter
  • 50¢
  • Dollar
  • other
  • none

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Favorite US bill:
  • $1
  • $2
  • $5
  • $10
  • $20
  • $50
  • $100
  • other
  • none

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Would you ever trade in your car for a (motorized, “Vespa”-like) scooter?
  • I already have!
  • I would. Make me an offer!
  • Someday… but not today.
  • I’ve considered it, but it’s just not practical.
  • I have too much stuff to ride a scooter around.
  • I just can’t ride on one of those things, because of reasons.
  • Trade in? No, but I’d consider one just for riding around the neighborhood or to run quick errands.
  • It would have to follow a significant lifestyle change.
  • Other.

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Favorite CounterStrike CT faction:

  • SAS (Britain)
  • GIGN (France)
  • GSG-9 (Germany)
  • SEALs Team 6 (United States)

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I’ve got a Japanese maple on one side of my front yard, and the other side is blank (walkway down the center). I’ve wanted to plant either a fruit tree or a big leaf magnolia. Zone 7a.

What kind of tree should I plant in my yard?
  • Big leaf magnolia
  • Apple
  • Cherry
  • Fig
  • Peach
  • Pear

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Do you feel cooler when wearing shorts in hot weather?

  • yes, of course
  • No, feels about the same to me
  • Other, sometimes, it depends

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Scrapple
  • It’s delicious!
  • It’s okay.
  • I could take it or leave it.
  • It’s not the worst thing ever, but not a fan.
  • Hate it. It’s the rectangular turds of Satan!
  • Never had it, but interested.
  • Never had it, zero interest.
  • I don’t even know what that is.

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(Details taken from a real-life story that was posted on Reddit):

You are a woman who has moved in with your boyfriend. He tells you that you are allowed to enter any room in the house, except for one, which is always under permanent lock and key. Under no circumstances are you to enter the room, ever.

Days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months. No amount of pleading gets him to open the door or tell you what’s inside. You’re dying of curiosity and fear. Do you consider this to be a dealbreaker?

  • Yes, he must let you see what’s inside, or the relationship is over
  • No, it is not a dealbreaker

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Follow-up question: If he does open up the room, what do you expect to find inside?

  • Something criminal
  • Something embarassing, but not criminal
  • Nothing, or nothing remarkable. It was a test, meant to test you (for some reason)
  • Other answer

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Do you think the locked room Reddit story above was actually a real life story?

  • Yes
  • No

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… or was it based on the story of Bluebeard.
  • Yes
  • No
  • Other

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In “Avengers Endgame” there’s about 2 minutes of the final battle which focuses on a pocket where all the female characters, and only the female characters are fighting together. Did you notice this when you first watched?

  • Yes
  • No
  • I was already aware of the scene before watching Endgame
  • I have not seen Endgame

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Stop…

  • In the name of love.
  • Hammer time.
  • Collaborate and listen.
  • Hey, what’s that sound?
  • Telephoning me
  • Rock video

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Select all that apply.

  • I have winked at someone
  • I have seen “Hamilton”
  • I visit the Dope pretty much every day
  • I know what I’m having for dinner tomorrow
  • I have been punched or slapped in the face
  • I have said to someone, “I like the cut of your jib”
  • I wear cargo shorts
  • Both my parents are deceased
  • I’ve ridden a bicycle this year
  • I crack my knuckles on the regular
  • I almost always leave food on my plate when dining out
  • I know what Gene Cernon is known for
  • I do not drink coffee

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  • Gene Cernon
  • Gene Cernan

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Gene Cernon/Cernan

  • WTF is wrong with Mustard’s brain and/or fingers? He knows DAMN well that it is Cernan
  • He meant to type Conan
  • He meant to type Carnac

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When you tried to google Gene Cernon/Cernan, what did you actually type?

  • Gene Cernon
  • Gene Cernan
  • Gene Cenon
  • Gene Cemon
  • Gene Cermon
  • Jean [anything]
  • Other

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Did you try to Google Gene what’s-his-name?

  • Yes; I didn’t know who he was
  • Yes; I didn’t know which spelling was correct
  • No; I don’t really care

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Do you own a flag of the country you reside in?

  • Yes
  • No

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When you tried to google Gene Cernon/Cernan, did you actually type the name in, or did you just highlight it in the post, right-click, and select “search Google”?

  • I just highlighted it and so on
  • I didn’t know you could do that, so I opened a Google page and typed in the name
  • I know you can do that, but I’d rather open a Google page and type in the name
  • That doesn’t work on whatever device I’m using
  • Other

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